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me anytime benson boone
oh they let white people do back flips now wtf?
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
me anytime benson boone
Hailee Steinfeld made it to a super bowl before Josh Allen
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Hailee Steinfeld made it to a super bowl before Josh Allen
That absolutely wasn't a catch but Seattle hurried up and burnt first down
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
That absolutely wasn't a catch but Seattle hurried up and burnt first down
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Your periodic reminder
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Your periodic reminder
Light Fred Beam
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Light Fred Beam
Chris Pratt is a Seahawks fan?
That's unfortunate for them
That's unfortunate for them
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Chris Pratt is a Seahawks fan?
That's unfortunate for them
That's unfortunate for them
Truly
Nobody complains about people live tweeting the Tonys or whatever
Just be happy for other people having fun
Nobody complains about people live tweeting the Tonys or whatever
Just be happy for other people having fun
In advance of the inevitable complaining about the Super Bowl I’m gonna politely suggest a “shhhh let people enjoy things.”
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Truly
Nobody complains about people live tweeting the Tonys or whatever
Just be happy for other people having fun
Nobody complains about people live tweeting the Tonys or whatever
Just be happy for other people having fun
I had no idea Greg from the White Lotus was coaching the Kings
The Sacramento Kings are dedicated to dignified losing:
The Sacramento Kings Are Dedicated To Dignified Losing | Defector
Tucked in the smallest corners of the NBA trade deadline or, as it has come to be known, Giannis Interruptus, there are the Sacramento Kings, quietly making a deadline of their own. And when we say qu...
defector.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I had no idea Greg from the White Lotus was coaching the Kings
Damian Lillard is the Mac McClung of the 2025-26 All Star Weekend
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Damian Lillard is the Mac McClung of the 2025-26 All Star Weekend
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
That's because Bluesky is the sports app
I cannot stress this enough: This is the most fun I've had online during an Olympics ever.
This rocks, you all rock, and I'm so happy to be here on Bluesky doing all this.
This rocks, you all rock, and I'm so happy to be here on Bluesky doing all this.
I've been running my sliding sport website for nearly 15 years. This is my fourth Winter Olympics I've covered in one way or another.
By far, I've seen more enthusiasm for the Olympics here on Bluesky than I remember on any other social media platform. It's legitimately not even close.
By far, I've seen more enthusiasm for the Olympics here on Bluesky than I remember on any other social media platform. It's legitimately not even close.
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
That's because Bluesky is the sports app
The men's 5000m speed skating is live and it is absolutely fucking lit
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The men's 5000m speed skating is live and it is absolutely fucking lit
Good mail day
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Good mail day
me anytime benson boone
oh they let white people do back flips now wtf?
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
me anytime benson boone
(neither are the men of academia, albeit for different reasons)
Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
(neither are the men of academia, albeit for different reasons)
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other cities have terrible drivers but the key to Boston driving is that you have no choice because it’s all one way streets built on goat paths so if you miss your turn you are capital-f Fucked and good luck ever get back where you were going
you must cut people off to survive
you must cut people off to survive
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
other cities have terrible drivers but the key to Boston driving is that you have no choice because it’s all one way streets built on goat paths so if you miss your turn you are capital-f Fucked and good luck ever get back where you were going
you must cut people off to survive
you must cut people off to survive
WRONG
There’s an opportunity here for someone to go through the wrong answers and maybe narrow it down.
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
WRONG
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
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i had no idea tiger was at the capitol that day
Remembering the Lindsay Vonn/Tiger Woods era and the top five Hot Mess Tiger photo it generated
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
i had no idea tiger was at the capitol that day
Giannis insider trading on his own trade market on Kalshi seems like something @pablo.show should look into tbh
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Giannis insider trading on his own trade market on Kalshi seems like something @pablo.show should look into tbh
You can't just be posting "VP Vance", that's not his name
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
You can't just be posting "VP Vance", that's not his name
Insane to get mad about this in the first place but Haiti has TWO Olympians
TWO.
Leave them the fuck alone.
TWO.
Leave them the fuck alone.
The International Olympic Committee ruled that an image of Toussaint Louverture, born into slavery and and leader of the Haitian Revolution, on Haiti’s uniforms violated Olympic rules barring political symbolism
Haiti's Winter Olympics team shines a positive light even as IOC removes patriot from uniforms
Haiti is making a statement at the Milan Cortina Winter Games with two athletes proudly representing the nation.
apnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Insane to get mad about this in the first place but Haiti has TWO Olympians
TWO.
Leave them the fuck alone.
TWO.
Leave them the fuck alone.
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Fuck these fucking thieves
Anthropic Knew the Public Would Be Disgusted by How It Was Destroying Physical Books, Secret Documents Reveal
Newly unsealed documents suggest that Anthropic was well aware that destroying books to train its AI would look bad.
futurism.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Fuck these fucking thieves
If you're hiring the greatest bag-fumbler of all time to be your spokesperson you may be in danger
In my wildest dreams I could never have imagined a more gratuitous sign that AI is a bubble than “chance the rapper, sponsored by coreweave.” It’s beautiful. It’ll be in a movie someday
February 7, 2026 at 10:07 AM
If you're hiring the greatest bag-fumbler of all time to be your spokesperson you may be in danger