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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 1d

Did she put cream first on a skön? She was Devonian after all.

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 1d

Good barkage but if he can smell homeopathy his nose must be really sensitive

a man with a crown on his head and a beard

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 1d

ALT: a man with a crown on his head and a beard

two women are sitting next to each other on a bench and talking .

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 1d

According to the late great Les Dawson, you can tell it's Christmas because the snow is falling, the choirs are singing, the kids are running around and the shops are full of Easter eggs

ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a bench and talking .

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 2d

Doesn't work - the keys were different

two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` whoa ! most excellent ! '' above them .

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 4d

ALT: two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` whoa ! most excellent ! '' above them .

two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` whoa ! most excellent ! '' above them .

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 6d

Bill and Ted's Excellent Bollocks

ALT: two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` whoa ! most excellent ! '' above them .

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 6d

The Fellowship of the Bollocks
The Two Bollocks
The Return of the Bollocks

a man in a cowboy hat stands on a wooden deck

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 6d

Once upon a time in the bollocks

ALT: a man in a cowboy hat stands on a wooden deck

a black and white photo of a group of punks standing next to each other on a street .

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 6d

And no woke Linakerist cyclistists or driverists who fail to break the speed limit or... You get the idea

ALT: a black and white photo of a group of punks standing next to each other on a street .

a man on a boat says " master-at-arms, take that man below and clap him in irons "

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 7d

ALT: a man on a boat says " master-at-arms, take that man below and clap him in irons "

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 7d

@thegodpodcast.com

Monty Python, The Fish Slapping Dance

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 10d

youtu.be/IhJQp-q1Y1s?...

YouTube video by Dangerdan

youtu.be

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 11d

Oook

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 11d

Oook

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 12d

a group of people are standing in a forest with the words `` bravely ran away away '' written on the screen .

ALT: a group of people are standing in a forest with the words `` bravely ran away away '' written on the screen .

a group of people are sitting on a set of stairs and one of them is wearing a hat

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 12d

ALT: a group of people are sitting on a set of stairs and one of them is wearing a hat

m.youtube.com/watch?v=21zg...

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 16d

"Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"

YouTube video by Suzie Smith

m.youtube.com

a cartoon of three pigs in suits jumping over a fence

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 20d

All votes are equal but some are more equal than others

ALT: a cartoon of three pigs in suits jumping over a fence

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 21d

SMITE

a person with a surprised look on their face and the word po written on the bottom

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 21d

ALT: a person with a surprised look on their face and the word po written on the bottom

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 21d

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same

Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 22d

Harsh but fair