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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 21h

Did she put cream first on a skön? She was Devonian after all.

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 1d

Good barkage but if he can smell homeopathy his nose must be really sensitive

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a crown on his head and a beard

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 1d

According to the late great Les Dawson, you can tell it's Christmas because the snow is falling, the choirs are singing, the kids are running around and the shops are full of Easter eggs

two women are sitting next to each other on a bench and talking .

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 1d

Doesn't work - the keys were different

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 3d

two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` whoa ! most excellent ! '' above them .

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 5d

Bill and Ted's Excellent Bollocks

two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` whoa ! most excellent ! '' above them .

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 5d

The Fellowship of the Bollocks
The Two Bollocks
The Return of the Bollocks

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 5d

Once upon a time in the bollocks

a man in a cowboy hat stands on a wooden deck

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 6d

And no woke Linakerist cyclistists or driverists who fail to break the speed limit or... You get the idea

a black and white photo of a group of punks standing next to each other on a street .

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 6d

a man on a boat says " master-at-arms, take that man below and clap him in irons "

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 6d

@thegodpodcast.com

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 9d

youtu.be/IhJQp-q1Y1s?...

Monty Python, The Fish Slapping Dance

YouTube video by Dangerdan

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 10d

Oook

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 10d

Oook

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 11d

a group of people are standing in a forest with the words `` bravely ran away away '' written on the screen .

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 12d

a group of people are sitting on a set of stairs and one of them is wearing a hat

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 15d

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"Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"

YouTube video by Suzie Smith

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 19d

All votes are equal but some are more equal than others

a cartoon of three pigs in suits jumping over a fence

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 20d

SMITE

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 20d

a person with a surprised look on their face and the word po written on the bottom

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 20d

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 21d

Harsh but fair

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 22d

According to @carltonkirby.bsky.social the Tour de France mountain classification used to depend on what gear a Citroen Traction Avant needed to get up it: 4eme category means 4th gear etc..

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Dimmo @dimmo.bsky.social · 22d

a group of people are sitting on a set of stairs and one of them is wearing a hat

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