Danielle, Petty Hate Machine
@dimsie.bsky.social
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I have too many dogs for a sensible person One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent MA in history, PhD in dork Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
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dimsie.bsky.social
So @melbailey.bsky.social did a "one like = one [something]" thread of lots of cool things in her house. I think my house would be good for this so I will do it too. One like, one photo of some ridiculous-assed thing in my house. With or without a story attached, I dunno
dimsie.bsky.social
Watched Booksmart with the boys and managed to survive the lesbian wrong-hole-vomiting-sex-scene mostly sanely
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angierasmussen.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
dimsie.bsky.social
They don't know their own minds. It is up to us to deal with the animals appropriately
dimsie.bsky.social
Husband, the man who sternly told me this morning that I should not bring home any more dogs until "at LEAST January", can now be heard singing "yoooooooooou, you are the lovely puppoooooooooose, you are the sweeeeetheart" in falsetto to Rita from our bedroom
dimsie.bsky.social
This guy isn't personally doing SHIT, who would believe this for a moment except the most smoothbrained dead-enders
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chilledthehat.bsky.social
Tomorrow: How Luxon has stopped seven wars.
dimsie.bsky.social
From the National Party FB page, this video:

Uh what. TO the NZ economy? so we have to import more stuff? what does this even mean

Also: him personally? Are you having a laugh #nzpol
Still from a video with the caption "To date Luxon has increased trade to the NZ economy by $12 billion". Yer wot
dimsie.bsky.social
It is stinkingly humid and today a killed a mosquito filled with my blood. Happy spring
dimsie.bsky.social
Or literally anyone else. Apart from the guy who doesn't like dogs
dimsie.bsky.social
Yepppp. No one's talking about how mentally healthy he is
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lmacthompson1.bsky.social
I am writing this because it has swiftly become crystal clear to me that many people have no idea what is happening or how this works. Here is a thread for non-academics to put into context what just happened to Dr. Mark Bray, a fellow historian.
dimsie.bsky.social
SOUNDS very dirty, KNOWS it's sounding very dirty, characters react as though it IS dirty, yet there's always a G-rated explanation around the corner
dimsie.bsky.social
"Give me a warm pair of balls, and I'm gonna work my magic" is the sort of line at which Coronation Street excels
dimsie.bsky.social
If he wasn't such a piece of shit as a human he would be a lot more entertaining
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marynmck.bsky.social
Extremely bad news if true (and unlikely this reporter would run with it if not). The MMWR has been the earliest warning bell for outbreaks since it announced the first US cases, in 1981, of what was later identified as AIDS.

This will be a grievous shock to what remains of US public health.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
dimsie.bsky.social
Incredible typo at the Spinoff '“We are going to produce a rational, sensible, fact-based, understandable transport plan,” Brown said...this afternoon. Asked if that plan could include surface-level light rain, Brown responded, “It might do.'

Auckland always includes surface-level light rain #nzpol
dimsie.bsky.social
Wayne Brown boo, Shane Henderson yay, Ken Turner boo, Richard Hills yay, Julie Fairey yay #nzpol #aucklandpol
dimsie.bsky.social
I was surprised you didn't have a moment of joy at the time! But you didn't see it

(Also it's not the first time he's done it IIRC)
dimsie.bsky.social
Yes, why are they so into the cardiac stuff, it's ALL cardiac stuff
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mountaintui.bsky.social
Nicola Willis promised affordable tax cuts and zero borrowings - OR she would resign.

Instead, Willis borrowed $12,000 million i.e. $12 billion & has created another $8 billion hole in the budget. She's now down $20 billion and counting #nzpol #kiwi
dimsie.bsky.social
That doctor is letting some real bullshit go out above his signature
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drnereide.bsky.social
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A nice circumhorizontal arc (informally known as a fire rainbow, which is a misnomer) over West Virginia captured by Christa Harbig!

It is an optical phenomenon belonging to the family of ice halos, so it is neither fire nor a rainbow.

➡️ apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap21083...

🔭 🧪 #science

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The image shows a circumhorizon arc (or circumhorizontal arc), an optical phenomenon resembling a fiery rainbow. It forms in a clear sky with cirrus clouds made of flat, hexagonal ice crystals aligned horizontally. These crystals refract sunlight, creating a colorful arc parallel to the horizon. Vibrant colors shine brightly against the blue sky, captured near North Fork Mountain, West Virginia.