Danielle, Petty Hate Machine
@dimsie.bsky.social
I have too many dogs for a sensible person
One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus
Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent
MA in history, PhD in dork
Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus
Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent
MA in history, PhD in dork
Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
Pinned
So @melbailey.bsky.social did a "one like = one [something]" thread of lots of cool things in her house. I think my house would be good for this so I will do it too. One like, one photo of some ridiculous-assed thing in my house. With or without a story attached, I dunno
That font was certainly a choice, YouTube channel
February 17, 2026 at 7:22 AM
That font was certainly a choice, YouTube channel
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And if you’re wondering “Why is there a blob in the back?” Well, that’s where the first woman president was supposed to go. More than a century later, it remains unsculpted.
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
And if you’re wondering “Why is there a blob in the back?” Well, that’s where the first woman president was supposed to go. More than a century later, it remains unsculpted.
Today Helly met a vet and four vet nurses and peed with excitement at greeting every single one of them
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Today Helly met a vet and four vet nurses and peed with excitement at greeting every single one of them
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I think… I think I may have done something really bad
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I think… I think I may have done something really bad
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Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail. trib.al/TSV3cmb
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
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Legal attempts to claw back at abuses are important. They do slow things down, help some people, force a formal record.
It will never ever be enough. Individual humans cannot litigate out from under an $85 bil avalanche.
We all know this but gently cultivate our judicial branch fantasies anyway
It will never ever be enough. Individual humans cannot litigate out from under an $85 bil avalanche.
We all know this but gently cultivate our judicial branch fantasies anyway
February 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Legal attempts to claw back at abuses are important. They do slow things down, help some people, force a formal record.
It will never ever be enough. Individual humans cannot litigate out from under an $85 bil avalanche.
We all know this but gently cultivate our judicial branch fantasies anyway
It will never ever be enough. Individual humans cannot litigate out from under an $85 bil avalanche.
We all know this but gently cultivate our judicial branch fantasies anyway
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If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the window and see if Christopher Luxon is holding an umbrella.
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the window and see if Christopher Luxon is holding an umbrella.
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They look like dandelions!
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
They look like dandelions!
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A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
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THE CAMERAS WERE ALREADY FUCKING THERE! YOU'RE COMMENTING ON A SODDING PHOTO YOU GLAZING NITWIT!
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
THE CAMERAS WERE ALREADY FUCKING THERE! YOU'RE COMMENTING ON A SODDING PHOTO YOU GLAZING NITWIT!
Why does he lie about EVERYTHING
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Luxon claiming his Mum and Dad would let him stay up and watch State of Origin when it wasn't broadcast live here until 1990, and he would have been 20 years old #nzpol
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Why does he lie about EVERYTHING
whaaaaaaaaaat
National orcishness continues, with a bill to disestablish MfE bills.parliament.nz/v/6/27caed65...
House
bills.parliament.nz
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
whaaaaaaaaaat
Urkh. Son One's heart ablation has been booked for early March
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Urkh. Son One's heart ablation has been booked for early March
My robot vacuum ran over the Apple TV remote, dragged it along for a while and managed to turn on the television and put on the NBA all star game
If I was some AI company founder I would immediately put out a press release about how this means my robot vacuum is sentient and a big fan of basketball
If I was some AI company founder I would immediately put out a press release about how this means my robot vacuum is sentient and a big fan of basketball
February 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
My robot vacuum ran over the Apple TV remote, dragged it along for a while and managed to turn on the television and put on the NBA all star game
If I was some AI company founder I would immediately put out a press release about how this means my robot vacuum is sentient and a big fan of basketball
If I was some AI company founder I would immediately put out a press release about how this means my robot vacuum is sentient and a big fan of basketball
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The Trump years were dark. But in little NZ they never lost hope. For NZ had a leader of rare and inspiring character.
In the face of endless climate disaster and economic implosion, he always had just the right uplifting words:
"Welcome to IKEA"
"Welcome to State of Origin"
"Check out my Spotify"
In the face of endless climate disaster and economic implosion, he always had just the right uplifting words:
"Welcome to IKEA"
"Welcome to State of Origin"
"Check out my Spotify"
February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The Trump years were dark. But in little NZ they never lost hope. For NZ had a leader of rare and inspiring character.
In the face of endless climate disaster and economic implosion, he always had just the right uplifting words:
"Welcome to IKEA"
"Welcome to State of Origin"
"Check out my Spotify"
In the face of endless climate disaster and economic implosion, he always had just the right uplifting words:
"Welcome to IKEA"
"Welcome to State of Origin"
"Check out my Spotify"
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On all the outrage toward Bad Bunny’s halftime performance
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
On all the outrage toward Bad Bunny’s halftime performance
You know how the India Free Trade Agreement got the big hoo-ha celebratory bullshit and everyone on #nzpol said "this is probably a shit agreement because he's a terrible negotiator and he just signed it to say he'd done it"?
Are you telling me we were right? Again? Colour us surprised
Are you telling me we were right? Again? Colour us surprised
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
You know how the India Free Trade Agreement got the big hoo-ha celebratory bullshit and everyone on #nzpol said "this is probably a shit agreement because he's a terrible negotiator and he just signed it to say he'd done it"?
Are you telling me we were right? Again? Colour us surprised
Are you telling me we were right? Again? Colour us surprised
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Uh yes Stuff I do actually have a question, why did you start something called 'The Forever Project' in 2019 where you promised much more coverage of an issue that you yourselves labelled as 'existential' and now you don't give a shit and just rag on cycleways while the world burns? #nzpol
What you need to know: Ask us anything about this chaotic weather situation and we’ll try to help
The relentless summer of extreme weather continued this weekend with states of emergency declared for the entire Manawatū District, Ōtorohanga, Waipā, the Tararua District and the Rangitīkei District ...
www.stuff.co.nz
February 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Uh yes Stuff I do actually have a question, why did you start something called 'The Forever Project' in 2019 where you promised much more coverage of an issue that you yourselves labelled as 'existential' and now you don't give a shit and just rag on cycleways while the world burns? #nzpol
I've been listening to this podcast about John Paulk, an "ex-gay" guy who trundled around in the 90s telling everyone they could leave homosexuality. Anyway he now tells anyone who will listen what a prat he was, but I looked up his ex-wife the "ex-lesbian" and she still runs a conversion-type org ☹️
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I've been listening to this podcast about John Paulk, an "ex-gay" guy who trundled around in the 90s telling everyone they could leave homosexuality. Anyway he now tells anyone who will listen what a prat he was, but I looked up his ex-wife the "ex-lesbian" and she still runs a conversion-type org ☹️
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