Alex
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Alex
@shakingstick.bsky.social
· Mar 12
I told youse we should have had a Royal Commission of Enquiry into the Standard of the Shit we are Expected to believe.
I fucking told youse.
But we didn't, did we?
And here we bloody are.
I fucking told youse.
But we didn't, did we?
And here we bloody are.
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Red Dust Rebellion timeline is still well and truly on track. How did I know this was going to happen, lol :)
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Red Dust Rebellion timeline is still well and truly on track. How did I know this was going to happen, lol :)
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404 Media just had an ad during the #SuperBowl! We Googled "smallest TV markets in the United States" and bought an ad for $2,550 that only ran in Ottumwa, Iowa, population 25,000. That still counts
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
Watch 404 Media’s Super Bowl Ad
WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD.
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
404 Media just had an ad during the #SuperBowl! We Googled "smallest TV markets in the United States" and bought an ad for $2,550 that only ran in Ottumwa, Iowa, population 25,000. That still counts
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
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We choose to go to the moon, not because it's easy. But because it's easier than Mars.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
We choose to go to the moon, not because it's easy. But because it's easier than Mars.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.
thehardtimes.net
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
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It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards
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Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
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“Wow that’s based,” typed 45 year old in pajama pants, expressionless
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
“Wow that’s based,” typed 45 year old in pajama pants, expressionless
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There are sunsets that are less predictable than him doing this.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
There are sunsets that are less predictable than him doing this.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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Next year’s halftime show: Weird Al Yankovic and the Wu Tang Klan. It’s time.
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Next year’s halftime show: Weird Al Yankovic and the Wu Tang Klan. It’s time.
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
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Billie Holiday avoids making political statement, sings Strange Fruit instead
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Billie Holiday avoids making political statement, sings Strange Fruit instead
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Levels of ketamine never before ingested
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Levels of ketamine never before ingested
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Leave him be, he’s freelancing
[0012686] A dwarf constantly switching between trying to handle a giant gazelle and having no job
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Leave him be, he’s freelancing
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Superbowl ads tell you so much about the current American psyche. And right now all signs point to "fucked".
Its a technical term. You can look that up.
Its a technical term. You can look that up.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Superbowl ads tell you so much about the current American psyche. And right now all signs point to "fucked".
Its a technical term. You can look that up.
Its a technical term. You can look that up.
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They sang “American Idiot”
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
They sang “American Idiot”
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what you have to understand about people who say "sportsball" is today is basically their superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
what you have to understand about people who say "sportsball" is today is basically their superbowl
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going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
going great already lmfaoo
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My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/