Johnny Cans
@oldmatecans.bsky.social
he/him
The blackberry phone was the posters katana, a true masterpiece of form.
All opinions are personal, not professional.
postingcast.podbean.com for audio
The blackberry phone was the posters katana, a true masterpiece of form.
All opinions are personal, not professional.
postingcast.podbean.com for audio
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Johnny Cans
@oldmatecans.bsky.social
· Apr 23
Identity Crisis
Identity politics. It is, apparently, what is wrong with the left.
postingdad.medium.com
Ok, here's the long-thread of everything I've written about NZs right-wing anti-trans movement since February 2020.
Identity Crisis - Feb 13 2020 - The Free Speech lot are extremely bad faith, a new anti-trans group sounds a lot like white supremacism.
postingdad.medium.com/identity-cri...
Identity Crisis - Feb 13 2020 - The Free Speech lot are extremely bad faith, a new anti-trans group sounds a lot like white supremacism.
postingdad.medium.com/identity-cri...
Jesse has many, many faults but being able to cut a promo on demand is not one of them.
January 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Jesse has many, many faults but being able to cut a promo on demand is not one of them.
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And here we go: Remember you might not believe in climate change but your insurance company most certainly does and here comes our first example of No Insurance due to High or Very High Natural Hazard Risks. Aka 1% AEP events repeating too often
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Insurer temporarily halts new policies in Westport due to flood risk
The decision will be the first of many as the full force of climate change arrives in New Zealand, a researcher says.
www.rnz.co.nz
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 PM
And here we go: Remember you might not believe in climate change but your insurance company most certainly does and here comes our first example of No Insurance due to High or Very High Natural Hazard Risks. Aka 1% AEP events repeating too often
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
The sickos cartoonist and the satire newspaper is doing more for Minnesota than every single damn Senator or House leadership member.
January 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The sickos cartoonist and the satire newspaper is doing more for Minnesota than every single damn Senator or House leadership member.
Hell yeah Stanley
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Hell yeah Stanley
This one will hurt a lot of the MAGA types who never actually listened to what Bruce was singing about.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This one will hurt a lot of the MAGA types who never actually listened to what Bruce was singing about.
Reposted by Johnny Cans
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
The worst thing about this is that scheduling fucked up the booking, and this was meant to be the Whiskey Friday counterpart, Mommy Monday.
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The worst thing about this is that scheduling fucked up the booking, and this was meant to be the Whiskey Friday counterpart, Mommy Monday.
warring states getting their ass kicked by general tzu
where the fuck did this sun come from
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 AM
warring states getting their ass kicked by general tzu
There it is. They don't disagree with the policy, they just don't like the aesthetics of delivery. If he was VP, he'd be defending ICE kidnapping people out of their homes. There's no saving the US Democratic party.
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 AM
There it is. They don't disagree with the policy, they just don't like the aesthetics of delivery. If he was VP, he'd be defending ICE kidnapping people out of their homes. There's no saving the US Democratic party.
These guys are gonna award so much money to stupid tech bro guys promising to research how to stop nitrates poisoning 60% of the country's water in the next decade.
MBIE has announced the board members of Research Funding New Zealand, the new org that will make funding decisions for NZ's "major public investments in science, innovation and technology"
My initial response: 😬🤔🙄WTF
Why are three of them Aus-based? Why such a strong Agri lean? ⚛️🧪👩🔬
My initial response: 😬🤔🙄WTF
Why are three of them Aus-based? Why such a strong Agri lean? ⚛️🧪👩🔬
Biographical Information RFNZ Board members | Ministry of Business, Innovation & Employment
Biographies for the Research Funding New Zealand Board.
www.mbie.govt.nz
January 28, 2026 at 7:33 AM
These guys are gonna award so much money to stupid tech bro guys promising to research how to stop nitrates poisoning 60% of the country's water in the next decade.
"Computer, locate Ensign Crusher and beam him into the warp manifold."
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 AM
"Computer, locate Ensign Crusher and beam him into the warp manifold."
The L he's taking means he can finally spell his god DAMNED name right.
Extremely weird seeing dorks going to bat for Wil Wheaton. Motherfucker can't even spell the name Will correctly for God's sake
January 28, 2026 at 6:46 AM
The L he's taking means he can finally spell his god DAMNED name right.
She lacks one specific quality to be called that, but the world is a surprising place these days.
Is being called "The Margaret Thatcher of NZ" supposed to be a compliment?
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 AM
She lacks one specific quality to be called that, but the world is a surprising place these days.
Junior Cans is INTO Daft Punk. As in wandering around the house humming Da Funk and occasionally breaking out into Harder Better Faster Stronger.
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Junior Cans is INTO Daft Punk. As in wandering around the house humming Da Funk and occasionally breaking out into Harder Better Faster Stronger.
Brit shitposters Yank shitposters
🤝
"Shut the fuck up Wesley"
🤝
Star Trek fans
🤝
"Shut the fuck up Wesley"
🤝
Star Trek fans
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Brit shitposters Yank shitposters
🤝
"Shut the fuck up Wesley"
🤝
Star Trek fans
🤝
"Shut the fuck up Wesley"
🤝
Star Trek fans
What I love about this deleted tweet is how unforced the error is, how opposing FGM is such a universal slam dunk and Crusher completely fucked it into the sun.
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 AM
What I love about this deleted tweet is how unforced the error is, how opposing FGM is such a universal slam dunk and Crusher completely fucked it into the sun.
Let's remember Judith Collins for that time Danyl performed the Voight-Kampff test on her to prove it was actually her running her Twitter account.
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Let's remember Judith Collins for that time Danyl performed the Voight-Kampff test on her to prove it was actually her running her Twitter account.
50.7% think the Treaty is about right or too little, fucks sake lads
Nearly 40% of voters think Treaty of Waitangi has too much influence on government decisions - poll
Nearly 40% of voters think Treaty of Waitangi has too much influence on government decisions - poll
Voters also had their say on whether New Zealand's Prime Minister should be in Waitangi for Waitangi Day commemorations, in the latest RNZ-Reid Research poll.
www.rnz.co.nz
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
50.7% think the Treaty is about right or too little, fucks sake lads
Seen that Ilhan Omar video and I know she was probably moving to the guy to help lock him down but it looked like she, for a split second, was gonna clean his fucking clock right then and there.
January 28, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Seen that Ilhan Omar video and I know she was probably moving to the guy to help lock him down but it looked like she, for a split second, was gonna clean his fucking clock right then and there.
I had home made potato salad and a home made sultana soda bread for lunch today and folks, cooking yourself tasty treats is a soul nourisher.
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I had home made potato salad and a home made sultana soda bread for lunch today and folks, cooking yourself tasty treats is a soul nourisher.
Collins goneburger
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Collins goneburger
👀👀👀👀👀
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
👀👀👀👀👀
Maybe he'll appoint Sunny Kaushal next
Paul Goldsmith says his illegal appointment of Human Rights Commissioner Stephen Rainbow & Race Relations Cr Melissa Derby is "not the end of the world". Both failed the selection process but Derby is a founding member of FSU.
Rainbow failed too then texted David Seymour to get the job #nzpol
Rainbow failed too then texted David Seymour to get the job #nzpol
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Maybe he'll appoint Sunny Kaushal next
Sending ICE Agents to Italy, which is the Philadelphia of Europe when it comes to getting rowdy with state forces, is extremely funny.
BREAKING: ICE agents will have a security role during the upcoming Winter Olympics, U.S. embassy sources confirm.
ICE agents will have a security role at Milan-Cortina Olympics, US sources say
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will have a security role during the upcoming Milan Cortina Winter Games, according to sources at the U.S. embassy in Rome.
bit.ly
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Sending ICE Agents to Italy, which is the Philadelphia of Europe when it comes to getting rowdy with state forces, is extremely funny.
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If Axios is ratting on Miller we might have a stew going
SCOOP: Trump aide Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that slain Minn. protester wanted to "massacre" agents
Scoop: Trump aide Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that slain Minn. protester wanted to "massacre" agents
The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
If Axios is ratting on Miller we might have a stew going