I'm investing in cheese futures
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm investing in cheese futures
Of course these ding dongs equate civility with appearance.
"Sure, we've crammed you ever tighter into a flying box of torment but maybe you'd feel better about it if you wore dress pants."
"Sure, we've crammed you ever tighter into a flying box of torment but maybe you'd feel better about it if you wore dress pants."
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Of course these ding dongs equate civility with appearance.
"Sure, we've crammed you ever tighter into a flying box of torment but maybe you'd feel better about it if you wore dress pants."
"Sure, we've crammed you ever tighter into a flying box of torment but maybe you'd feel better about it if you wore dress pants."
Horses: experience your highest highs and your lowest lows, sometimes both inside a few minutes.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Horses: experience your highest highs and your lowest lows, sometimes both inside a few minutes.
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As a writer: nobody date writers
writers! do not date writers
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As a writer: nobody date writers
RIP to pressed penny machines, aka the best souvenir.
Almost 10 years to the day after we begged to get rid of it, the final penny has been pressed by the U.S. mint. Farewell, penny! We're sure Americans will find something else to put in our pockets and up our asses soon enough. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tys...
Pennies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
RIP to pressed penny machines, aka the best souvenir.
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The NYT really spent all their time on the wrong emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The NYT really spent all their time on the wrong emails.
This is also why the weak members are willing to cave on the ACA.
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is also why the weak members are willing to cave on the ACA.
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
KBJ threaded the needle thanks to CA1’s unfinished business.
-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
Checked the reviews for the bar I'm going to tonight...
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Checked the reviews for the bar I'm going to tonight...
We're ready for trick or treaters!
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We're ready for trick or treaters!
I love Horse Halloween.
Costume by Hope Bowlin
Costume by Hope Bowlin
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I love Horse Halloween.
Costume by Hope Bowlin
Costume by Hope Bowlin
Because if Arizona is known for one thing, it's an abundance of water to burn
Former US Sen. Kyrsten Sinema lobbies for data center developer at Chandler AZ Plan Commission. Says she's working "hand in glove" w Trump Admin & warns city to embrace DCs or face federal intervention. City Council vote on Sinema's DC scheduled for Nov. 13.
October 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Because if Arizona is known for one thing, it's an abundance of water to burn
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Sorry, but “history” proves mass nonviolent community protests NEVER work. The ONLY thing that can bring people together is reading my miserable posts. Smiling people hugging in the sunshine accomplishes NOTHING. Reading my punishing content, indoors and alone, is the only path forward.
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Sorry, but “history” proves mass nonviolent community protests NEVER work. The ONLY thing that can bring people together is reading my miserable posts. Smiling people hugging in the sunshine accomplishes NOTHING. Reading my punishing content, indoors and alone, is the only path forward.
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"Mr. President do you see this as accomplishing your promise of bringing dignity back to the White House you're also currently demolishing?"
"Yes Mr. President, Tyler from The Internet News. I wanted to follow up on your video: is it your diarrhea, or the liquid poop of other mammals, that you are dumping onto American citizens? Follow up question, does the feces represent your estimation of those citizens, or your future policy plans?"
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Mr. President do you see this as accomplishing your promise of bringing dignity back to the White House you're also currently demolishing?"
Trump: "I was the apple of Putin's eye..."
Yeah, and the stripper really thinks you're attractive and interesting up until the point your wallet is empty.
Yeah, and the stripper really thinks you're attractive and interesting up until the point your wallet is empty.
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Trump: "I was the apple of Putin's eye..."
Yeah, and the stripper really thinks you're attractive and interesting up until the point your wallet is empty.
Yeah, and the stripper really thinks you're attractive and interesting up until the point your wallet is empty.
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Giant blue sculptures of Colorado animals at the side of every road into Colorado. Must be blue.
Red glowing eyes optional.
Mountain lions and bobcats and moose, oh, my.
Mule deer and kestrels and wolves, OH MY.
Minimum 25 feet tall.
Each one has a collectable token.
Red glowing eyes optional.
Mountain lions and bobcats and moose, oh, my.
Mule deer and kestrels and wolves, OH MY.
Minimum 25 feet tall.
Each one has a collectable token.
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful
what would you buy to break the curse?
what would you buy to break the curse?
October 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Giant blue sculptures of Colorado animals at the side of every road into Colorado. Must be blue.
Red glowing eyes optional.
Mountain lions and bobcats and moose, oh, my.
Mule deer and kestrels and wolves, OH MY.
Minimum 25 feet tall.
Each one has a collectable token.
Red glowing eyes optional.
Mountain lions and bobcats and moose, oh, my.
Mule deer and kestrels and wolves, OH MY.
Minimum 25 feet tall.
Each one has a collectable token.
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
Noted "free speech absolutist" Elon Musk
1. Led by Elon Musk, the far-right has exploded in a campaign to get Netflix to remove shows with queer and trans characters.
If Netflix capitulates to their demands, an already strained market for LGBTQ+ animators might become even more dire.
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If Netflix capitulates to their demands, an already strained market for LGBTQ+ animators might become even more dire.
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Elon Musk Leads Campaign To Force Netflix To Remove Shows With Trans Characters
Musk's posts have been seen by tens of millions of users, and many conservatives are now attempting to force Netflix into a removal of LGBTQ+ content.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Noted "free speech absolutist" Elon Musk
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“‘My building is shaking. So, I'm like, “What is that?” Then I look out the window, it's a Blackhawk helicopter,’ said witness Dr. Alii Muhammad.”
Raiding a Chicago apartment building from above as if they were on a mission to capture Osama bin Laden. Absolutely demented.
Raiding a Chicago apartment building from above as if they were on a mission to capture Osama bin Laden. Absolutely demented.
“ABC7 spoke to Pertissue Fisher, a woman who lives in the building. She said ICE agents took everyone in the building, including her, and asked questions later….’They was bringing the kids down, too, had them zip tied to each other.’”
It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.
It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.
ICE agents raid South Shore apartments; Trump says Chicago could become military training ground
ICE agents raided a South Shore apartment building overnight as the city braces for a possible military deployment.
abc7chicago.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“‘My building is shaking. So, I'm like, “What is that?” Then I look out the window, it's a Blackhawk helicopter,’ said witness Dr. Alii Muhammad.”
Raiding a Chicago apartment building from above as if they were on a mission to capture Osama bin Laden. Absolutely demented.
Raiding a Chicago apartment building from above as if they were on a mission to capture Osama bin Laden. Absolutely demented.