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Sturg48
@dirigojoe.bsky.social
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I like the Red Sox, the Buffs, DnD, lots of other stuff. He/him. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Vonnegut
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 3h
I've literally never seen a leftist act like they claim
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 4h
Woo! Going to see UMaine when they come to DU in January!
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 6h
Right? Like... You are pretty, but I have never seen you post a thirst trap. Mostly wedding pictures of you and your husband which is the opposite of that?
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 6h
Man, I’m having a pleasant visit with my mom but she seems really susceptible to AI and fake news on social media. There should be classes for the elderly like we had for computers
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 6h
Greatest good for the greatest number and all that.
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 6h
As a native New Englander I hate New York and all its inhabitants, but even I have to admit, as a country, we need to adopt some New York customs.

If you’re in front of the line at a counter at a restaurant and have questions before you order, the server should ignore them and shout NEXT.
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 18h
The Brewers have never wronged me personally
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 18h
When I was a kid I was told I could set the thermostat to whatever I wanted in my own house. Apparently that was a lie.
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 19h
What is that celebration Uribe is doing? He’s too young to know what hanging up a phone is!
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 19h
No one actually likes it. It's a wonder it's lasted so many years. It's the kind of bread people had before they could make good bread.
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 19h
As a hater I only learned enough about Harry Potter to make fun of Harry Potter fans "What Hogwarts house am I? I'm American, you dork. Only British kids go to Hogwarts."
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 19h
Even if Jo Rowling wasn't a transphobe, Harry Potter fandom would still be extremely cringe. "What Hogwarts house are you?!" is something real people say to other real actual people?
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 19h
The terminally online: "It's obvious to me that one line indicates a deep conspiracy involving body swapping. In this essay I will explain..."
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 19h
James Gunn: "Let's put in a line that indicates to the audience that Rick Flagg Sr has fully disconnected from Harcourt and the original ARGUS crew. Let's make it so obvious that no one would be confused. Have him brush off a personal connection he made with Harcourt in an earlier episode. Perfect"
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 20h
Mom just said a dog on TV was cute and she's sitting right next to Slugger.
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 21h
That explains the Vikings, Twins, Timberwolves and Wild amirite????
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 22h
(Also when Hayes steals second the throw beats him? I have no idea how he beat the tag.)
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 22h
The ending of the movie Major League makes no sense. The slowest guy on the team who has two bad knees bunts with a guy on second and two outs. It’s so dumb.

It works because it’s a movie but if my team did that I’d have a coronary.
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 22h
Walnuts are great in baked goods. Please put more nuts in cakes and muffins and cookies.
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 22h
theonion.com/ice-raids-my...
MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 22h
I made underspiced chili because my mom is visiting… and she goes “let me try that hot sauce” and she dumped about an 1/8 cup in. Sheesh. Now she’s coughing and sputtering
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 23h
His wives are leftists because they leftist him
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 23h
a black and white image of the word ambiguity
ALT: a black and white image of the word ambiguity
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 23h
There are so many leftist cartoon drawers I can't even venture a guess about who you mean
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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 1d
I thought it was so you could do the monologue from the beginning of Jurassic Park to anyone who talked shit about dinosaurs.
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