Sturg48
@dirigojoe.bsky.social
I like the Red Sox, the Buffs, DnD, lots of other stuff. He/him. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Vonnegut
I'm not some kind of legal scholar but the idea of telling a judge your job sucks, the system sucks and I wish you'd hold me in contempt so I could catch up on sleep is so insane.
February 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I'm not some kind of legal scholar but the idea of telling a judge your job sucks, the system sucks and I wish you'd hold me in contempt so I could catch up on sleep is so insane.
Can someone go out and get me saltines and ginger ale?
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Can someone go out and get me saltines and ginger ale?
Note to self, pack alka seltzer next time
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Note to self, pack alka seltzer next time
This potato salad has made my breath smell so bad. I know goddamn well I bought altoids to take with me… did I forget them?
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This potato salad has made my breath smell so bad. I know goddamn well I bought altoids to take with me… did I forget them?
The food at this conference is good, but the cook is using sugar as a cheat and real ones know you cheat with salt and heat instead
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The food at this conference is good, but the cook is using sugar as a cheat and real ones know you cheat with salt and heat instead
If you are politically left of center I’ll take you to the shooting range by my house for free and let you try out any of my guns. I’ve done it many times!
I hope so if you call yourself a leftist and you've intentionally disarmed yourself, you should get shopping
Are we seriously about to get gun rights in the national divorce
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
If you are politically left of center I’ll take you to the shooting range by my house for free and let you try out any of my guns. I’ve done it many times!
lol the snack today was fresh fruit and yogurt with toppings. There’s like one bowl of yogurt for however many people are here.
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
lol the snack today was fresh fruit and yogurt with toppings. There’s like one bowl of yogurt for however many people are here.
You can tell this is a school because I’m counting the seconds until I can have a snack
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
You can tell this is a school because I’m counting the seconds until I can have a snack
Last year they fed us breakfast at this conference. This year we’re to fend for ourselves
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Last year they fed us breakfast at this conference. This year we’re to fend for ourselves
Dessert is bad for me. I eat too much sugar. I already had two cookies today. Someone please stop me from ordering a flourless chocolate cake from room service
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Dessert is bad for me. I eat too much sugar. I already had two cookies today. Someone please stop me from ordering a flourless chocolate cake from room service
I dunno who Jimmy Johns is out here calling it capicola instead of gabagool. Do they hate fun? Do they hate whimsy?
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I dunno who Jimmy Johns is out here calling it capicola instead of gabagool. Do they hate fun? Do they hate whimsy?
I’ve drank enough black coffee today to float a battleship.
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I’ve drank enough black coffee today to float a battleship.
I haven’t enjoyed anything in 2026 as much as I enjoyed the chocolate chip cookie they fed us at break
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I haven’t enjoyed anything in 2026 as much as I enjoyed the chocolate chip cookie they fed us at break
I saw an add for a police academy once and one of the things students were supposed to bring was 500 rounds of ammo. Probably shouldn’t be the main focus for training cops actually
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I saw an add for a police academy once and one of the things students were supposed to bring was 500 rounds of ammo. Probably shouldn’t be the main focus for training cops actually
Test cases are woke
big thing on racist moron social media right now is "exposing" that the rosa parks bus incident was planned by civil rights leaders, something that you learn in middle school
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Test cases are woke
I drink a frankly embarrassing amount of coffee at conferences. Real boomer shit.
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I drink a frankly embarrassing amount of coffee at conferences. Real boomer shit.
I’m at this conference and they fed us Italian food. Which was pretty good for the $15 a day it costs. But how am I supposed to work now? I’m full of carbs 😴
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I’m at this conference and they fed us Italian food. Which was pretty good for the $15 a day it costs. But how am I supposed to work now? I’m full of carbs 😴
This is genuinely so sad
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This is genuinely so sad
I sharpened my pencil with a jackknife. My god I’m so manly. This makes up for all the effort I put into my hair today
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I sharpened my pencil with a jackknife. My god I’m so manly. This makes up for all the effort I put into my hair today
I’m at a conference for the week and you know a tray of assorted pastries hates to see us coming. Just crumbs now
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I’m at a conference for the week and you know a tray of assorted pastries hates to see us coming. Just crumbs now
My laptop effectively serves as a computer tower/2nd monitor. It's almost always plugged in to a mouse, keyboard and monitor and it sits on my desk.
And what that means is that it's absolutely filthy. I never notice until I disconnect it and use it as a laptop.
And what that means is that it's absolutely filthy. I never notice until I disconnect it and use it as a laptop.
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
My laptop effectively serves as a computer tower/2nd monitor. It's almost always plugged in to a mouse, keyboard and monitor and it sits on my desk.
And what that means is that it's absolutely filthy. I never notice until I disconnect it and use it as a laptop.
And what that means is that it's absolutely filthy. I never notice until I disconnect it and use it as a laptop.
My backpack felt so light I was scared I’d forgotten something but it turns out that I’m just strong now and my huge laptop weighs nothing to me
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
My backpack felt so light I was scared I’d forgotten something but it turns out that I’m just strong now and my huge laptop weighs nothing to me
Huge power outage effecting huge parts of Aurora as far as
I can tell. Blech
I can tell. Blech
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Huge power outage effecting huge parts of Aurora as far as
I can tell. Blech
I can tell. Blech
Perfect Tides and its sequel Perfect Tides: Station to Station is so interesting to me. Mara, the main character is a teenage girl who it’s hard not to root for, but is really frustrating. She won’t get out of her own way and keeps making the same mistakes over and over.
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Perfect Tides and its sequel Perfect Tides: Station to Station is so interesting to me. Mara, the main character is a teenage girl who it’s hard not to root for, but is really frustrating. She won’t get out of her own way and keeps making the same mistakes over and over.
He’s a big pile of limbs
February 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
He’s a big pile of limbs