Sturg48
@dirigojoe.bsky.social
I like the Red Sox, the Buffs, DnD, lots of other stuff. He/him. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Vonnegut
So I ordered a pizza, but I was like... I don't want to make them deliver JUST a pizza. It's gotta be worth their while! So I ordered these cinnamon bites. I thought they'd be good for breakfast tomorrow morning.
Here's how many are in the picture:
Here's how many are in the picture:
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
So I ordered a pizza, but I was like... I don't want to make them deliver JUST a pizza. It's gotta be worth their while! So I ordered these cinnamon bites. I thought they'd be good for breakfast tomorrow morning.
Here's how many are in the picture:
Here's how many are in the picture:
You know what? Perry's is pretty good but people built it up too much. It's fine. It's way too expensive. I'm enjoying it, but I've had better!
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
You know what? Perry's is pretty good but people built it up too much. It's fine. It's way too expensive. I'm enjoying it, but I've had better!
Some people might think it's sad and lonely but I think having a pizza on one side of the desk in a hotel room and a laptop on the other is great.
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Some people might think it's sad and lonely but I think having a pizza on one side of the desk in a hotel room and a laptop on the other is great.
I’m on a field trip at a wastewater plant today. Woo
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I’m on a field trip at a wastewater plant today. Woo
You know that timestop watch people use in fiction for porn and robbing banks? I think you’d just use it to look up answers and seem really smart all the time
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
You know that timestop watch people use in fiction for porn and robbing banks? I think you’d just use it to look up answers and seem really smart all the time
Tarik Skubal won his arb case, because of course he did
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Tarik Skubal won his arb case, because of course he did
The CIA World Factbook is a vital resource… but in one of my favorite games you play as a CIA case officer and in one of the game over screens you get reassigned to work on the world factbook as a punishment
Add the CIA World Factbook to the long and growing list of disappearing government datasets: www.cia.gov/stories/stor...
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The CIA World Factbook is a vital resource… but in one of my favorite games you play as a CIA case officer and in one of the game over screens you get reassigned to work on the world factbook as a punishment
Can you believe Lindsey Vonn tore her ACL and she’s already in the gym doing squats????
Yes. You don’t use your ACL for that
Yes. You don’t use your ACL for that
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Can you believe Lindsey Vonn tore her ACL and she’s already in the gym doing squats????
Yes. You don’t use your ACL for that
Yes. You don’t use your ACL for that
I play this wrestling booking sim... and a lot of people write out long form narratives and post them on message boards (I'm so embarrassed, but I'm pushing through)
I'm absolutely shocked by the number of people who use AI to do the creative parts of the write ups.
I'm absolutely shocked by the number of people who use AI to do the creative parts of the write ups.
finally, AI can help writers with the boring business of world- building so we can get down to the fun stuff: search-engine optimization
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I play this wrestling booking sim... and a lot of people write out long form narratives and post them on message boards (I'm so embarrassed, but I'm pushing through)
I'm absolutely shocked by the number of people who use AI to do the creative parts of the write ups.
I'm absolutely shocked by the number of people who use AI to do the creative parts of the write ups.
I get endorphins from being done with a task where some people get them from having done a task well
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I get endorphins from being done with a task where some people get them from having done a task well
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
oh that’s why she lost
The snack today was lemon bars… and reader? I’d crawl through a mile of broken glass if there was a lemon bar on the other side
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The snack today was lemon bars… and reader? I’d crawl through a mile of broken glass if there was a lemon bar on the other side
The food here is pretty decent but I’m learning my gut biome is a delicate garden.
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The food here is pretty decent but I’m learning my gut biome is a delicate garden.
Ew, but fun fact… the “heart” symbol IS an ass. Always has been.
dunkin donuts update: the heart boston creme looks like an ass and when you bite it cum spills out
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Ew, but fun fact… the “heart” symbol IS an ass. Always has been.
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
London was a pioneer in the treatment of wastewater (after being the opposite of a pioneer for so long!) so we’ve talked about the Thames so goddamn much this week
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
London was a pioneer in the treatment of wastewater (after being the opposite of a pioneer for so long!) so we’ve talked about the Thames so goddamn much this week
The episode of Frasier where he and Niles enroll in an automotive repair night class is probably my favorite one.
They’re bad and disruptive students because the material is well outside their comfort zone. They’re struggling with the class so they act out.
They’re bad and disruptive students because the material is well outside their comfort zone. They’re struggling with the class so they act out.
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
The episode of Frasier where he and Niles enroll in an automotive repair night class is probably my favorite one.
They’re bad and disruptive students because the material is well outside their comfort zone. They’re struggling with the class so they act out.
They’re bad and disruptive students because the material is well outside their comfort zone. They’re struggling with the class so they act out.
How much money does it cost to open a new newspaper? Like realistically how could it work?
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
How much money does it cost to open a new newspaper? Like realistically how could it work?
Our snack today was bagels, score.
One of the cream cheese options was “onion” which is funny. Why was it in scare quotes?
One of the cream cheese options was “onion” which is funny. Why was it in scare quotes?
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Our snack today was bagels, score.
One of the cream cheese options was “onion” which is funny. Why was it in scare quotes?
One of the cream cheese options was “onion” which is funny. Why was it in scare quotes?
Has the selfie camera replaced the compact mirror? I had to use mine to check if I had cream cheese in my beard. It made me think that I haven’t seen a compact mirror in a while!
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Has the selfie camera replaced the compact mirror? I had to use mine to check if I had cream cheese in my beard. It made me think that I haven’t seen a compact mirror in a while!
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What a pompous prick. No wonder his mom tried to sell him for Percocets
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
What a pompous prick. No wonder his mom tried to sell him for Percocets
What expertise does he have besides “hates trans people”?
he looks like a tom and jerry character that got hit in the jaw with a wooden mallet before the character rearranged its face back
lmao look who's testifying in congress today
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
What expertise does he have besides “hates trans people”?
I couldn’t sleep last night, finally was able to get some zzz’s…
Apparently my alarm wasn’t set and I woke up at 7:21 when the class starts at 8. I still managed to make it on time. Whew.
Apparently my alarm wasn’t set and I woke up at 7:21 when the class starts at 8. I still managed to make it on time. Whew.
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I couldn’t sleep last night, finally was able to get some zzz’s…
Apparently my alarm wasn’t set and I woke up at 7:21 when the class starts at 8. I still managed to make it on time. Whew.
Apparently my alarm wasn’t set and I woke up at 7:21 when the class starts at 8. I still managed to make it on time. Whew.
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i'm just gonna get ahead of the curve here and report that james harden is dissatisfied in cleveland and has requested a trade
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
i'm just gonna get ahead of the curve here and report that james harden is dissatisfied in cleveland and has requested a trade
I'm bored and miss my wife and dog.
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I'm bored and miss my wife and dog.