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you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
forgive me daddy for i have sinned, I enjoy the lounge elevator music they play in hotel lobby toilets
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
forgive me daddy for i have sinned, I enjoy the lounge elevator music they play in hotel lobby toilets
yes, the politicians got to u. they reefer-maddened u into submission. new year's day comes and goes. ur still IN THE CAGE.
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
yes, the politicians got to u. they reefer-maddened u into submission. new year's day comes and goes. ur still IN THE CAGE.
Tonight at 11:59 the last Alpha will be born, and we will all die
January 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Tonight at 11:59 the last Alpha will be born, and we will all die
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My yaois are going to be a big deal in 2017
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My yaois are going to be a big deal in 2017
My yaois are going to be a big deal in 2017
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My yaois are going to be a big deal in 2017
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pissing franks red hot
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
pissing franks red hot
pissing franks red hot
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
pissing franks red hot
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My predictions for 2026: 1) a new type of food 2) more sex
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
My predictions for 2026: 1) a new type of food 2) more sex
My predictions for 2026: 1) a new type of food 2) more sex
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
My predictions for 2026: 1) a new type of food 2) more sex
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you have to respect yourself, ok? most guys i know would hoonk up a tooth or two for a jar of pennies
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
you have to respect yourself, ok? most guys i know would hoonk up a tooth or two for a jar of pennies
you have to respect yourself, ok? most guys i know would hoonk up a tooth or two for a jar of pennies
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
you have to respect yourself, ok? most guys i know would hoonk up a tooth or two for a jar of pennies
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My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
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tl;dr our household of three disabled people is about to get punched by a $2000 dollar surprise fee exactly one week from now. one member had their disability application rejected, the other doesn't make a lot, and our cat needs a $650 x-ray
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tl;dr our household of three disabled people is about to get punched by a $2000 dollar surprise fee exactly one week from now. one member had their disability application rejected, the other doesn't make a lot, and our cat needs a $650 x-ray
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January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
more details on tumblr;
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tl;dr our household of three disabled people is about to get punched by a $2000 dollar surprise fee exactly one week from now. one member had their disability application rejected, the other doesn't make a lot, and our cat needs a $650 x-ray
www.tumblr.com/reachartwork...
tl;dr our household of three disabled people is about to get punched by a $2000 dollar surprise fee exactly one week from now. one member had their disability application rejected, the other doesn't make a lot, and our cat needs a $650 x-ray
My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
*monkeys paw curls* *my dick shrinks and becomes smaller
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
*monkeys paw curls* *my dick shrinks and becomes smaller
that cheeked up waitress won't let me into his restaurant
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
that cheeked up waitress won't let me into his restaurant
i'm planning a trip to japan, is there anything that i can do to make it stop
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
i'm planning a trip to japan, is there anything that i can do to make it stop
sour cream on pizza?! "that sounds nasty as FUCK" says the man with cum in his beard
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
sour cream on pizza?! "that sounds nasty as FUCK" says the man with cum in his beard
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the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
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my bitch wife makes me sleep under the christmas tree like a dog
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
my bitch wife makes me sleep under the christmas tree like a dog
every time you have an actual reason to use the pregnant man emoji, an angel will appear in your browser window and tell you to "shut the fuck up"
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
every time you have an actual reason to use the pregnant man emoji, an angel will appear in your browser window and tell you to "shut the fuck up"
my bitch wife makes me sleep under the christmas tree like a dog
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
my bitch wife makes me sleep under the christmas tree like a dog
my new years resolution is to just keep scrolling through my tweets until they're complete
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
my new years resolution is to just keep scrolling through my tweets until they're complete