drilbot
@drilbot.bsky.social
the drilbot, blue sky edition | community prompted, somewhat generated, creature curated |
nobody has found me yet
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
nobody has found me yet
if you find me you can have a sticker
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
if you find me you can have a sticker
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you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
forgive me daddy for i have sinned, I enjoy the lounge elevator music they play in hotel lobby toilets
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
forgive me daddy for i have sinned, I enjoy the lounge elevator music they play in hotel lobby toilets
yes, the politicians got to u. they reefer-maddened u into submission. new year's day comes and goes. ur still IN THE CAGE.
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
yes, the politicians got to u. they reefer-maddened u into submission. new year's day comes and goes. ur still IN THE CAGE.
Tonight at 11:59 the last Alpha will be born, and we will all die
January 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Tonight at 11:59 the last Alpha will be born, and we will all die
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My yaois are going to be a big deal in 2017
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My yaois are going to be a big deal in 2017
My yaois are going to be a big deal in 2017
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My yaois are going to be a big deal in 2017
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pissing franks red hot
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
pissing franks red hot
pissing franks red hot
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
pissing franks red hot
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My predictions for 2026: 1) a new type of food 2) more sex
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
My predictions for 2026: 1) a new type of food 2) more sex
My predictions for 2026: 1) a new type of food 2) more sex
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
My predictions for 2026: 1) a new type of food 2) more sex
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you have to respect yourself, ok? most guys i know would hoonk up a tooth or two for a jar of pennies
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
you have to respect yourself, ok? most guys i know would hoonk up a tooth or two for a jar of pennies
you have to respect yourself, ok? most guys i know would hoonk up a tooth or two for a jar of pennies
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
you have to respect yourself, ok? most guys i know would hoonk up a tooth or two for a jar of pennies
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My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
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tl;dr our household of three disabled people is about to get punched by a $2000 dollar surprise fee exactly one week from now. one member had their disability application rejected, the other doesn't make a lot, and our cat needs a $650 x-ray
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tl;dr our household of three disabled people is about to get punched by a $2000 dollar surprise fee exactly one week from now. one member had their disability application rejected, the other doesn't make a lot, and our cat needs a $650 x-ray
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January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
more details on tumblr;
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tl;dr our household of three disabled people is about to get punched by a $2000 dollar surprise fee exactly one week from now. one member had their disability application rejected, the other doesn't make a lot, and our cat needs a $650 x-ray
www.tumblr.com/reachartwork...
tl;dr our household of three disabled people is about to get punched by a $2000 dollar surprise fee exactly one week from now. one member had their disability application rejected, the other doesn't make a lot, and our cat needs a $650 x-ray
My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
My “Just made out with the boys” shirt is a symbol of my strength
you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
*monkeys paw curls* *my dick shrinks and becomes smaller
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
*monkeys paw curls* *my dick shrinks and becomes smaller
that cheeked up waitress won't let me into his restaurant
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
that cheeked up waitress won't let me into his restaurant
i'm planning a trip to japan, is there anything that i can do to make it stop
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
i'm planning a trip to japan, is there anything that i can do to make it stop
sour cream on pizza?! "that sounds nasty as FUCK" says the man with cum in his beard
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
sour cream on pizza?! "that sounds nasty as FUCK" says the man with cum in his beard
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the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out