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Stabbica

Stabbica

@distractabee.bsky.social

340 followers 210 following 230 posts

Sometim s I delete all my post because I do not think they are very good so if you also think they're not good it's fine

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Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · May 6

I'm here but I'm really gone

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 17m

I'm too old to change

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 3h

I also just know that I'm never going to be good or competent. I don't have grit. I'm a born quitter.

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 3h

I dropped my ceramics class. Giving up on that one for now. Maybe I'll be back later. Completely lost all momentum over the summer and the new instructor sucked, couldn't get into it

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Roger (Perpetual Stu) @iamtherog.com · Mar 18

Yeah I love Sorkin,

Sorkin on chili dogs, outside the Tastee Freeze

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 23h

only reason I can think of is if the other teen is not legally an adult, usually they won't identify minors

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

When Geese said "I got half a mind to pay for the lobotomy and tell em to get rid of the bad times and get rid of the good times too" I felt that

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! My friend and stylist @xocharmoore.bsky.social did them for me before we went to Shreveport last week

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you 😊 🙏🏻

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! I never considered round glasses before so I was surprised they looked pretty good on me

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah dude

Todd the squirrel from Achewood saying "Being fat rocks", which is true

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

One pair of glasses with a frame allowance of $150 on the first pair and a $25 copay on the lenses from my vision insurance and with a "40% discount" on the second pair I'm getting as sunglasses, both with high index lenses because my eye sight is so bad, was over $500

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

Eye exam and new glasses shopping today and I already paid for these so please only comment if you like them I cannot take negative feedback at this time

Fat brown haired woman in a black face mask wearing enormous round wire frame glasses

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

Awesome, I love lurking on the Patreon and if I can get a zine every month in my mailbox that's even better

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

RIP Ass Dan

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

GUNT

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

Not very good SNL recurring bit I still think about a lot: The Kickspit Underground Underground Music Festival

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 1d

We have to collect the Pennfinity Stones

Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 1d

Oh boy (spoilers)

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 2d

Go ahead and tear the whole thing down who give a shit

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 2d

When I was 19 I wanted to cover myself in text tattoos, I would have looked like Leonard Memento

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 2d

Thank God I never got a tattoo of my favorite Yeats poem

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 2d

I got a journal to write down the sad parts so now I can just post trash

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 2d

I have a trainee so I don't have to drive today

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 2d

Real gotcha moment for the "squirt is pee" movement

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 2d

Last night Dustin, with a triumphant expression, asked, "if squirt is pee, then how come all women don't do it??? Hmmm???"

Luke Vincent | Automaton Heart @lukewasthefish.bsky.social · 2d

Stabbica @distractabee.bsky.social · 2d

I looked it up and 127 million people watched the last super bowl and even more than that watched the halftime show so even based on those numbers nobody wants to see George Strait