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Earlier this year, I released a song called "You Gotta Stay Alive."

There's still time to add it to your "BEST OF 2025" lists!

Bandcamp:
perpetualstu.bandcamp.com

Spotify:
open.spotify.com/track/2qX8Xw...

Apple Music:
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
"You Gotta Stay Alive" by Perpetual Stu (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Perpetual Stu
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Anyone else noticing a massive uptick in Right Wing trolls here? Did we finally kill Twitter?
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Starting a Death Cab tribute act called “Death Cab for Mid”
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Did the Panthers think that those timeouts would carry over to next season or something?
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Hey guys I know yall think you’re cute with your “Dave Matthews I was unfamiliar with your game” shit, but it’s kind of tiresome. Dave Matthews has been an outspoken leftist since the 90s! He literally fled South Africa because he didn’t want to be forced to join the Apartheid government‘s army.
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”

(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
See you in hell, owl.
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Gonna need @marioprime.bsky.social to chime in here.
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Have any of you fools ever had a kidney stone before? I think I have one. It’s not super bad yet, but my college roommate had one back in the day and I legit thought he was gonna die.
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” in the streets, Cake’s “Jolene” in the sheets.
blink 182's "josie" in the streets, steely dan's "josie" in the sheets
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Forgot to show you all this post I saw on Reddit yesterday.
January 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
To be fair this guy’s not white but he was Evangelical.

www.theguardian.com/world/2019/f...
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
A non-zero number of the guys making Grok porn of random ladies on X are literally in their 50s or older. Like, some of them are grandpas. I hope their families catch wind of what Papa is up to online.
maybe i’m just inured to this sort of thing after years of men trying to put me in my place by spreading my nudes around, but if you get grok-bikini’d by some mouthbreathing pillow rapist, you are in NO WAY the one who looks embarrassing in that interaction lol
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Should be national news that bot farms are spreading pro-ICE talking points.
In case you’re wondering whether the pro-ICE reactions to Renee Nicole Good’s murder are natural, here’s a comment that was just left on my video. My video about anti-transgender bias at the BBC. I haven’t made a video about Good yet.
youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Athletes born after Obama became president will be playing professional sports in the next year or two.
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Figure @ihavethatonvinyl.com will appreciate the looping video they have on at the library for craft time today.
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
PaulDanoDoesHeKnow.jpg
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Back when Notch was posting white supremacist memes I posted something along the lines of “If your kids are playing Minecraft, they’re supporting White Supremacy” and some gaming shitposter found my post and was like “Tell this moron why he’s wrong.” So now I hate gamers.
If you're saying "Fuck JK Rowling" and "stop keeping Harry Potter culturally relevant through fandom or funding" then you should drop FNAF too. Scott Cawthon is a Christian Conservative who uses his wealth to donate to republicans, including Trump and Mitch McConnell.

www.axios.com/2021/06/15/f...
"Five Nights at Freddy's" creator defends donations to top Republicans
A Twitter user posted screenshots of his donations to Republicans including Trump and McConnell.
www.axios.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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And another one-two punch of unmatched absurdity followed by wonderful wordplay:
January 10, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Thought this post would become over-inundated with replies, but since it (sadly) wasn’t:
January 10, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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Flanders' "you knew I had a temper when you married me" always gets me
Alright I need something that'll make me smile. Reply/Quote me with your favorite Simpsons joke. Nothing is off-limits. Frinkiac images appreciated where possible.
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying."

Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Alright I need something that'll make me smile. Reply/Quote me with your favorite Simpsons joke. Nothing is off-limits. Frinkiac images appreciated where possible.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
DeviantSeptum
January 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Chief Wiggum: Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?
Eddie: I'll drive.

Close second is

Homer: Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you. [exits house]
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM