Roger (Perpetual Stu)
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Earlier this year, I released a song called "You Gotta Stay Alive."

There's still time to add it to your "BEST OF 2025" lists!

Bandcamp:
perpetualstu.bandcamp.com

Spotify:
open.spotify.com/track/2qX8Xw...

Apple Music:
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
"You Gotta Stay Alive" by Perpetual Stu (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Perpetual Stu
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Had to get this one out of my head before I went to sleep.
January 12, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The New England Football Patriots of Foxborough, Massachusetts
THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Just got an email from HQ: We’re moving straight to Woke 3.0
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Betting all my money on the guys who spun their podcast off into a low-cost cell phone carrier for some reason.
“probabilities on polymarket”

polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I wish they would show helicopter videos from actual Foxboro during Pats games instead of Boston. Show me the gun store or a Sherwin-Williams or the Howl at the Moon at Patriot Place.
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I was like, ”Good gracious! Ass is bodacious!”
January 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
They’re calling it the most normal sized beer of all time
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Roger (Perpetual Stu)
in fact they should rename it to be STARS WAR which is more accurate
GOOF: Although the films are called “Star Wars,” after watching the entire franchise it’s clear that there is only one war being depicted.
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
GOOF: Although the films are called “Star Wars,” after watching the entire franchise it’s clear that there is only one war being depicted.
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by Roger (Perpetual Stu)
This is such an underrated gag
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Anyone else noticing a massive uptick in Right Wing trolls here? Did we finally kill Twitter?
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Starting a Death Cab tribute act called “Death Cab for Mid”
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Did the Panthers think that those timeouts would carry over to next season or something?
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Hey guys I know yall think you’re cute with your “Dave Matthews I was unfamiliar with your game” shit, but it’s kind of tiresome. Dave Matthews has been an outspoken leftist since the 90s! He literally fled South Africa because he didn’t want to be forced to join the Apartheid government‘s army.
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”

(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
See you in hell, owl.
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Gonna need @marioprime.bsky.social to chime in here.
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Have any of you fools ever had a kidney stone before? I think I have one. It’s not super bad yet, but my college roommate had one back in the day and I legit thought he was gonna die.
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” in the streets, Cake’s “Jolene” in the sheets.
blink 182's "josie" in the streets, steely dan's "josie" in the sheets
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Forgot to show you all this post I saw on Reddit yesterday.
January 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
To be fair this guy’s not white but he was Evangelical.

www.theguardian.com/world/2019/f...
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
A non-zero number of the guys making Grok porn of random ladies on X are literally in their 50s or older. Like, some of them are grandpas. I hope their families catch wind of what Papa is up to online.
maybe i’m just inured to this sort of thing after years of men trying to put me in my place by spreading my nudes around, but if you get grok-bikini’d by some mouthbreathing pillow rapist, you are in NO WAY the one who looks embarrassing in that interaction lol
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Should be national news that bot farms are spreading pro-ICE talking points.
In case you’re wondering whether the pro-ICE reactions to Renee Nicole Good’s murder are natural, here’s a comment that was just left on my video. My video about anti-transgender bias at the BBC. I haven’t made a video about Good yet.
youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Athletes born after Obama became president will be playing professional sports in the next year or two.
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Figure @ihavethatonvinyl.com will appreciate the looping video they have on at the library for craft time today.
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
PaulDanoDoesHeKnow.jpg
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM