*furiously calling my lawyers*

Muppet Christmas Carol prop auction, you say?
OK, so who can lend us $20,000?

this trilogy makes no sense

We're the Disney dirtbag left, so dump 'em *out* but MAGA fuck *off*.

THIS year we're going to be doing Disney LIVE ACTION (yes we're counting like Mary Poppins and that Lion King remake). BUT OH HO HO SURPRISES ABOUND here at DMBoD. So hold onto dem tiddies and get ready for the bracket reveal!

How? We put up a single elimination bracket, open the voting, and the debate begins. Through tear your hair out, sailor-swearing, porno-posting, nsfw emotional-trauma electioneering. No war too flammable, no meme too ancient, no vote un-bribeable.

Here, take a look at our 2020 Keanu contest:

Hey so for those of ya who don't know we're Heather and Jonathan. We rank Disney films. That's our deal.

HEY sometimes we here at DMBoD HQ actually follow through on our promises!
@mrbnatural10.bsky.social and @iheartfrosty.bsky.social your Oscar co-win prizes are SHIPPED.
In August.

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the wheels of ̶h̶o̶r̶n̶y̶ DMBoD turn slowly...

...but

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POINTLESS POL THE REBOOTININININ\' NUMBA WAN Listening to a podcast on speakerphone while on the toilet?

1️⃣ Wait doesn't everyone do this?
🅱️ No this is serial killer behavior.

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I dunno! Lemme ask @archparagon.bsky.social

Hey friends! We're working tirelessly (half assedly) to get this back up and running. So while we compile the next bracket YOU KNOW WHICH ONE, please get your friends (the cool ones) to follow us! 😎🍆

Is this working?

1️⃣ Yes
🅱️ Yes I said yes I will Yes

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