Jonathan Moore
@archparagon.bsky.social
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The ultimate kicker is that I appealed enough that I finally did get my rebate.
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I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint. I'm not going to return a perfectly functional charger (which will surely end up in a landfill) and pay to have a new one shipped across the world, because a local bureaucrat was having off vibes. It was the cliché of a capitalist neoliberalism 'solution'.
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On this very app, I threw a bit of a tantrum decrying my local government's captious yet still incorrect reasoning for denying me an EV charging tax credit. From the abyss a stranger snarkily suggested that I simply return my EV charger and buy a more compliant one.
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Quest Diagnostics in Los Angeles recently switched to fully AI automated, human-free customer service. Let's see how that's going.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting 'happening' to 'Balenciaga', which means it thinks I'm living a widely different lifestyle than I truly am.
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baby bottle warmer alternative use
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"One of the pivotal counterculture figures of the 60s and 70s that died of a questionable suicide is being re-investigated!"

"Abbie Hoffman?"

"lol no we're just wasting your time."
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this trilogy makes no sense
movie posters for the films Him, Her, and It
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80% of parenting is saying "please don't stick your hand in that" as they ignore you
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damn I just have to post my all dicks here. publicly. LIKE AN ANIMAL
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tbh I'm kinda surprised no one's selling LOL TRUMP'S DEAD yard signs *now* just to get ahead of the rush.
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celebrating 15 years of marriage. 💕
two Waterford crystal mugs filled with Irish coffees on a marble table
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As a resident of Glendale, I'm trying my damnest to figure out how to two hand a piping hot ajarski khachapuri.