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doctoraculamd.bsky.social
Mr. Skeets
@doctoraculamd.bsky.social
120 followers 420 following 1.6K posts
I watch entirely too many movies, pet entirely too many cats, hate just the right amount of fascists, and break too many rules of threes. I came here for the same reason you did.
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 12m
Goddamn that is clean work! Incredible!
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 15h
Look, we just need Mamdani to show us his wet, nude bulbasaur so we can get this ball rolling
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 16h
Gonna need to have a larger conversation if Mamdani ends up having a secret chest tattoo of a wet, nude bulbasaur
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 16h
My Nazi-defending man here trying like hell to be Bluesky’s main character for the day
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 17h
The sunk cost fallacy gonna kill democracy
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 17h
Lovett or Leave The Nazi Tattoo On Your Chest
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 18h
Literally what happened in my city after a young retail worker’s murder, cops spent years fingerprinting random teens and young dudes in a 10-block radius, and nada.

Then after two decades, the killer’s cousin decided to run an Ancestry DNA kit, and boom
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 18h
“Nooooo I was counting on the guy with Nazi tats to save us :( “
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 18h
Tim Dalton in front of a picture of Tim Dalton
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
“= Bad, Actually”
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
Hearing people say “We NEED guys with Nazi tattoos to win!” tells me there are more Nazis without tattoos
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
I think we can safely discount the opinion of anyone who thinks Nazi iconography is “sick tats”
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
Ah well, I’m sure the fact that a guy who has extensive knowledge of military history surely had no idea and it means nothing that he kept it for 20 years
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
Nazi bar patron sees no issue with Nazis
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
Marines can sport Nazi tattoos, as a treat
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
The Nazi tattoo defender has logged on
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
It was a multi-inning delay howl of pain from having thrown his noggin into the ball
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
Incredible game in an incredible series, and two incredible teams. I’m screaming with joy for the Jays to make it to the World Series — off the back of Springer’s righteous homer — but it coulda gone either way. The Mariners are a hell of a team and big respect to their competitiveness. Holy hell.
George Springer leaping for joy
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
I legit feel he would take my lunch money, like, tomorrow
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
But enough about the Jays-Mariners game
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
People out here treating “off the record” like Michael Scott treats “bankruptcy”
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
Burning down the rainforests so you can fake being at the rainforest
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
“If you’re gonna COME HERE, you gotta immigrate THE RIGHT WAY”

Immigrating “the right way”:
socialmedialab.ca Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 1d
Hey Canada! We can do better than this.

"Processing times for Canadian immigration applications have reached unprecedented lengths — up to 50 years under some permanent residency programs — stunning applicants and lawyers who say the system has become unviable." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
50-year immigration wait stuns lawyers and families, but IRCC says it's no mistake | CBC News
Processing times for Canadian immigration applications have reached unprecedented lengths — up to 50 years under some permanent residency programs — stunning applicants and lawyers who say the system ...
www.cbc.ca
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
When I wrote for newspapers, the baseline was to write to a third-grade level at the absolute max, with the reasoning that most people couldn’t read even to that level. And, well,
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 1d
VLADDY NOOOOO
bensteiner00.bsky.social Ben Steiner @bensteiner00.bsky.social · 2d
A wild choice from Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he arrives at the Rogers Centre in a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.

Clearly some thinking behind it — but not exactly the Game 7 history you want to be replicating tonight.

Just four hours away now.