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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 21h

It's weird thinking about how "the president signed an incorrect medical form for his daughter's college admittance" was a season long arc on the West Wing

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 2d

Can't tell if this is another step forward for the Bears or if the Saints offense is just an abject disaster. Kinda seems like #2, honestly

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 4d

"I have to get to the rendezvous point, and you're asking me if these are citra hops or centennial hops?!"

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 4d

This is one particularly good example. Today this is a bike path, but prior to the car talking over it was economically viable for *private companies* to provide electric commuter rail to very not-dense places.

So, density is not the only factor.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago...

Chicago Aurora and Elgin Railroad - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 5d

Arrested Development Dead Dove GIF

ALT: Arrested Development Dead Dove GIF

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 5d

This year is like the most comfortable fall has ever been, we were gonna get punished eventually

Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 5d

Developing a theory about the NFL called Nobody is Actually Good

Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 5d

Pretty high up on the list of best Taskmaster guests

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 5d

Reverse Isaac Chotiner

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 5d

Aren't they 1-5 right now? The "average" rest of season outcome is that they go undefeated? This just seems busted.

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 8d

Can we do Scorigami for back-to-back game scores? @jonbois.bsky.social

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 8d

I will absolutely take a dumb Bears win assisted by a weird weather play

Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 8d

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 8d

Bears keeping up their tradition going back at least 3 coaching staffs of absolutely nightmarish 4th & 1 execution despite having a better offense overall

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 8d

Insane to challenge but also kind of insane that the broadcast kept saying "It's fine if it touches the ground if he had control" when it was not at all apparent that he had control

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 8d

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 8d

I like to keep my work in a superposition of "done" and "not done" by avoiding directly observing it

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 9d

It's weird how there were like 50 stories written about that on the same day and absolutely nothing since then

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 9d

This year has to set a record for amount of ads for prescription medication

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 10d

Bullpen game on both sides huh

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Jason Lukehart @jasonlukehart.bsky.social · 11d

Not counting Wild Card games, this is the first winner-take-all postseason game to go 12 innings since Game 7 of the 1924 World Series.

Walter Johnson, after throwing four scoreless innings out of the bullpen, was the winning pitcher in that one.

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 11d

Can't stop thinking about the All Star game, where he called Kyle Schwarber in the swing-off "the most clutch thing I've ever seen", and meanwhile Ken Rosenthal was interviewing players and they were uniformly like, "Yeah, we're not even really sure what the rules are, we're just goofing off"

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 11d

we are deploying the mustard cannon in retaliation

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 11d

Somehow, "The Shooter" Rod Beck returned

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