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DollMaidCrystal

@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social

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40-something | Rubberdoll | Maid | Not an RP account, just blogging about a very unique, kinky life

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · Feb 4

I'm Crystal, @mistressaspyce.bsky.social's personal #RubberDoll #SissyMaid! I write about the realities of my unique life, rather than the fantasy of being a rubber maid.

Expect a mix of fetish mayhem and cozy domestic blogging here.

A sissy rubberdoll maid dusting a slightly tacky painting with the words "protest profess armor amor love loathe" on it. There is a small tear in the shoulder of her latex maid's uniform.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1h

I remember that one! Yeah, it was an open-and-shut case, because no one could deny that the Ghostbusters were imprisoning ghosts in their basement with no due process.

But at the last minute, the Governor of Ghosts came before sentence was carried out! He wanted to execute them personally.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 4h

I do not want to anger the craft brewing community by accident. They seem like angry drunks who might corner me in an alley to lecture me on the superiority of West Coast IPAs!

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 7h

Plus Mistress kept cutting herself with the scaping tool and the crochet hook.

I maintain it's still better than paying retail price for war dollies!

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 8h

Me: And your first 3d-printed mini is done! What next to print?

@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Nothing. That was awful. This isn't worth saving a couple bucks.

Me: How much do you think your new mini cost?

Aspyce: Ten bucks? Five?

Me: 19 cents.

Aspyce: Put Reikenor the Grimhailer on the queue.

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commissions closed~ @chumiicham.bsky.social · 9h

the complete set of Space Maids armor MKs 💞✨

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 11h

Like, and this is brand new, you can't say "forced feminization" anymore. Now the allowed term is "ferminization", because you could THEORETICALLY be discussing bombarding large nucleii with slow neutrons.

Based on the pictures, this creates new elements that wear miniskirts and too much makeup.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 11h

Why yes, I am annoyed that I'm wasting a morning trying to find the allowed terms for the Tumblr BDSM discussion group.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 11h

The absolute worst thing a social media site can do for safety is to declare that adult hashtags are unsearchable.

Now everyone who makes adult content is to invent new hashtags that slip under the radar and never ever tag as adult, lest their search terms get added to the list.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 14h

No one…

Sings like Gaston
No one swings like Gaston!
When he’s bottoming no one’s ass stings like Gaston!

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🔞BouncyBoy Leather Goods🔞 @bouncyboy4u.bsky.social · 1d

Gaston's rope dick has entered the chat

A christmas ornament of Gaston with a cord coming out of his dick

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

That is definitely a “Wrong hole!” kind of face.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

TBF, it’s not like it’s the first sus Christmas ornament Disney’s put out.

A Christmas ornament of Tinkerbelle stuck in a Christmas wreath. She is making a “no, onii-Chan! Not that hole!” face.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Nope. Transferred all inventory to other stores with the same owner.

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thumper @denyingthumper.com · 1d

😳

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

😢 The saddle and tack store that I get my ponyplay stuff from just closed down.

I mean, there haven’t been any horses around here for over a decade, but it was so convenient!

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck. After three years of AI-generated fetish slop flooding my feed, someone finally managed to generate a 4-second video that was actually creative!

This was TOTALLY worth reorienting our entire economy around AI!

(Still not going to repost it.)

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NYX-13 ➡️ MIR29 @nyxieneon.art · 1d

If anyone wants to be nice and send me the money for that xenomorph monster high doll, hit me up.

It's frivolous, it ain't important.
But I want it 🥺 $100 covers it if I can get time to order it during MIR.
ko-fi.com/nyxieneon

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

(Sadly, you'll have to get through the absolutely awful d20 Oriental Adventures era first)

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

I'm looking forward to when TableTop Talk finally gets to the wonky Fantasy Flight L5R RPG with the custom dice.

It's the game where the default dice result was "You can succeed, but you'll feel REALLY BAD about it."

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commissions closed~ @chumiicham.bsky.social · 1d

final batch of commissions all done 💞✨

really proud of these last ones too ;3
commissions will open back up soon, so be on the lookout!

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2d

Me: Mistress! Mistress! Do you remember the squishy silicone pony boots?

@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Oh yes. They went squish instead clop. It sounded like my sulky was being pulled by Squidward.

Me: Behold! Squishy silicone hooves WITH HARD SOLES. They go clop!

Mistress Aspyce: I approve.

FURRJOI @furrjoi.com · 2d

Can you hear the sound of hooves clattering? The first version of horsehoof is in testing now.🫡

#silicone #furrjoi #hooves #ponyplay

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2d

Case in point: piano tuning ads are pornography now.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2d

Are all banner ads slowly turning into AI generated images of vaguely deniable hardcore pornography?

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2d

Yep! Although, credit where credit's due, ballet heels were more a feature of the English fetish scene than the actual French one.

Carlo, the illustrator, had a thing for impossibly tiny feet, so he was a fan.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2d

Kinky History Lesson: American bondage art is descended from French novel de flagellation illustrations in the 1890s-1930s (via the American Bizarre Art movement.)

The 16-inch waists are because tight corsets were the fashion in Paris. The high cheeks bones are because... well, French women.

Title page of Le Chateau des Cuisants Souvenirs

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