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DollMaidCrystal
@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social
40-something | Rubberdoll | Maid | Not an RP account, just blogging about a very unique, kinky life
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I'm Crystal, @mistressaspyce.bsky.social's personal #RubberDoll #SissyMaid! I write about the realities of my unique life, rather than the fantasy of being a rubber maid.

Expect a mix of fetish mayhem and cozy domestic blogging here.
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November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Last minute addition to the menu - The pub that puts up with all our kinky shit gave us a pumpkin pie.

That was nice of them! That's the kind of gesture why we're over there all the time.
The Asian Fusion Thanksgiving Dinner Menu

Appetizers:
Charcuterie board of fruited cheeses, cured meats, and shrimp cocktail

Entree:
5-Spice Roast Turkey served with two dipping sauces.
* Plum Turkey Gravy
* Sweet and spicy oyster sauce 1/
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Asian Fusion Thanksgiving Dinner Menu

Appetizers:
Charcuterie board of fruited cheeses, cured meats, and shrimp cocktail

Entree:
5-Spice Roast Turkey served with two dipping sauces.
* Plum Turkey Gravy
* Sweet and spicy oyster sauce 1/
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Sue-Chan's amazing Metal Maid sequence is one of my favorite robot transformations. Along with all of her shiny work. :P

www.sue-chan.com/hypno2/rm.html

#TMITuesday ⚙️✨
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Maybe if this was more normalized, my blood family wouldn’t reduce everything I say or do as related to sex.

Instead, I now hide large parts of my life, because of the judgement I have to go through. They don’t get to know how many special people and love I have in my life. That’s kinda sad.
A hill that I’m willing to die on is that kinky identities should still exist outside of kink spaces.

Cordoning off all things kinky away from the vanillas always means creating a space where porn utterly dominates all discussions.

I don’t want people thinking kinky lives work like a performance.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A hill that I’m willing to die on is that kinky identities should still exist outside of kink spaces.

Cordoning off all things kinky away from the vanillas always means creating a space where porn utterly dominates all discussions.

I don’t want people thinking kinky lives work like a performance.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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no shade at OP here but this is a really depressing example of how only people already in kink spaces have noticed the gradual eradication of kink spaces over the past two decades

this is fair logic that applied fine years and years ago, but constantly increasingly kink spaces are being set on fire
have kink/nsfw accounts is fine whatever but 1. label your shit 2. stay out of non-kink spaces on your kink account and 3. make sure you're only interacting with other adults man. kink is fine kink is great but not everyone consents to being a part of it and seeing it so keep kink in kink spaces.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

I am in good hands. Well, fists.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
(🐶 has paused the walk to stare at 🦌 again)

👨🏻: Ha! Are you walking your dog, or is your dog walking you?

Me: We walk together. He knows where to go.

👨🏻: You two discuss where you're going? Haw!

Me: Pretty much.

Me: Dog, finish the walk or head home?

🐶: Is cold. *Points home. We leave*

👨🏻: Wow.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Some recent sketch comms!!! Will be posting more throughout the rest of the month <3

Ty everyone for commissioning me and drawing some really fun works ;3
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So, that blog post I just put up about how companies are sinking millions into AI as a way to supplant true community bonds?

Basically this.
Who is asking for this
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This week's blog post starts with the SecretDesire leak and @acvalens.com being debanked by the payment processors, but it's really about family.

I believe there's strength in our community, because there's strength in every community.

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November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Yeah. It's pretty bad around here if we don't keep the kinky toys put away.
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Still cleaning. Doing a sweep of all the bathrooms of dildos and falsies that have been left there, followed by moving all the latex clothes to a single closet.
Me: Girls, I have a job for you.

Giant Pile of Sissies: "We're here to serve your every need Mistress."

Me: My parents are coming over for Thanksgiving. The house needs to be de-kinked.

Giant Pile of Sissies: "Oh... Ummm..." "I have a doctor's appointment." "Dentist." "Sorry."

Crystal: Traitors!
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Me: Girls, I have a job for you.

Giant Pile of Sissies: "We're here to serve your every need Mistress."

Me: My parents are coming over for Thanksgiving. The house needs to be de-kinked.

Giant Pile of Sissies: "Oh... Ummm..." "I have a doctor's appointment." "Dentist." "Sorry."

Crystal: Traitors!
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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CAUTION!
slippery when wet

thanks @weeg.bsky.social for the awesome idea :P
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If I seem extra grumpy today, it's because Games Workshop launched another wave of C&D lawsuits against 3d print file makers. Their strategy seems to be to focus on one game faction at a time, in order of popularity.

The last waves hit anyone making space elves or rock and roll power armor guys.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Coming up with a Weekly Dinner Menu on weeks with big eating holidays is so weird. What do you cook leading up to a day when everyone overeats?

Mon: Thanksgiving test dishes
Tues: Grilled chicken salad
Wed: Barbecue ribs and bourbon
Thurs: Thanksgiving feast!
Fri: N/A Town tree lighting festival
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I don't object to getting force femmed.

I do object to any reality where Andrew Tate caused it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If them’s the rules, all I’m saying is that there’s no reason NOT to force femme your boyfriend…
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Tempted to find a big box to redo this pic. I'd love to find an industrial hardcase, but damn those are expensive.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Did you all really think Rebecca was that much of a pushover? Or that @thearia.bsky.social doesn’t have a very spankable but as well?! Who doesn’t love a bit of payback administered to a shiny brat!
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A continuation of the previous piece as a gift from an anonymous friend and @plazzums.bsky.social 💚
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I just had to explain to the young queers that the reason the 90s leather scene was so much better at planning for worst case scenarios was they survived the worst of the AIDS epidemic.

If your history of leather culture doesn’t include AIDS, you’re telling the disneyfied version of the story.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I blame @4melwave.bsky.social for the inspiration
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM