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DollMaidCrystal

@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social

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40-something | Rubberdoll | Maid | Not an RP account, just blogging about a very unique, kinky life

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · Feb 4

I'm Crystal, @mistressaspyce.bsky.social's personal #RubberDoll #SissyMaid! I write about the realities of my unique life, rather than the fantasy of being a rubber maid.

Expect a mix of fetish mayhem and cozy domestic blogging here.

A sissy rubberdoll maid dusting a slightly tacky painting with the words "protest profess armor amor love loathe" on it. There is a small tear in the shoulder of her latex maid's uniform.

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Shiny Latex Love @shinylatexlove.bsky.social · 18m

A delectable sight to behold featuring the legendary ALLA from @nothosaur.com

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 35m

Fair fear, but I will point out that no one has actually been willing to pay for unsubsidized AI at scale yet. So far, all the investment is based on the belief that someone, somewhere will pay in the future.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1h

My bitterness may be flavored by GW starting their current crusade by going after the Space Maids.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1h

Games Workshop ESPECIALLY shouldn’t be throwing too many stones at “I swear this is legally distinct from your existing IP” defenses.

a close up of a man wearing a helmet with a gold x on it

ALT: a close up of a man wearing a helmet with a gold x on it

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1h

Lotsa talk today about GW going on the warpath against sellers of “compatible” 3d print files. Here’s my two cents:

Fuck GW. Capitalism is that you get to charge what we’re willing to pay. If new technology is invented that gives us what we want for cheaper, adapt or die.

CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 3h

This is what a legally distinct Knight model looks like.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2h

Plastic hoof on the bottom to get the proper sound?

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2h

This actually happened, and I have never seen a dog completely troll someone like that before.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2h

🐩: Borf? *Paw paw, rattle, opens door* Borf.

🐶: *Sticks head out* No, I live here. It's my house now. You need to find somewhere else to live. *Slams door*

🐩: BORF! *Rattle rattle, opens*

🐶: *Sticks head out. Licks 🐩 on the nose*

Me: Enough messing with your friend! Get back out here. 2/2

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2h

🐩's Owner: I'll get some treats from inside. You two place nice! *Leaves the front door open a crack*

🐶: *Zips inside the door, slams it shut*

🐩: *Paws at the doorknob until it opens*

🐶: *Sticks head out* Sorry. We already have a dog. Don't need another. *Slams door shut* 1/

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commissions closed~ @chumiicham.bsky.social · 18h

a height comparison between a firstborn and primaris maid for funsies 💕

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Lizanne Ligatio @lizanneligatio.bsky.social · 23h

Definitely not gym approved, but here we are 😅

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 20h

Let’s be honest, this comes as a surprise to no one.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 20h

This week’s blog post isn’t a fun one, but I wanted to write about it.

Once you remove the kinky people and the gamers from my life, my friends and family are basically awful people. Like, cartoonishly evil.

Now that I see it, it’s… exhausting.

fetlife.com/DollMaidCrys...

Welcome back, we've missed you!

fetlife.com

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 23h

“After rigorous penetration testing on the new GIMP, we can say with confidence that the new Trojan barriers provide robust protection against a backdoor.”

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NYX-13 ➡️ MIR29 @nyxieneon.art · 23h

Yes!!!

Rubber, LaTeX and GIMP cons all at the same hotel, same weekend!

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 23h

If we can get a technical conference for the Gnu Image Manipulation Program going too, we can really get something going.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 23h

“After rigorous penetration testing on the new GIMP, we can say with confidence that the new Trojan barriers provide robust protection against a backdoor.”

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 23h

Can verify. I’ve seen Miss Fetlicious drive in a traffic jam before. 😨

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Miss Fetilicious @missfetilicious.bsky.social · 2d

I fear nothing. I just do it! 😎😅

#latexfashion #latexinpublic #latex #latexqueen #antwerp

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 23h

If we can get a technical conference for the Gnu Image Manipulation Program going too, we can really get something going.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

That’s why I was trying to roast it! The cooker disagreed, apparently.

I haven’t tried brown sugar, though. My usual recipe is herbs, sweet wine, and a salt rub.

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‏ @zima.ong · 1d

BULGARIA IM IN DISBELIEF

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Last week I put a pork shoulder roast into the fancy air fryer, set to “pork shoulder”. A few hours later, it spat out pulled pork. It was excellent pulled pork, but I wanted a roast!

There is a point here about how we design new technology, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is.

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Fetishhand @fetishhand.bsky.social · 2d

Rubber Maids are ready for, ANY... distraction.

If you would like to see even more of my work, help me to create even more art and join my discord server. Please consider joining my Patreon. Thank you. www.patreon.com/fetishhand

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

How would I even know? I really am that bad.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

The how-to guide I really want someone else to write is “Flirting for Sissy Sluts,” cuz y’all sluts are bad at it!

I’d write it, but I’m horrible at flirting too!

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