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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes you just want to be butch.

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 4d

Sure. This is Oriana. (Rubberdoll for scale)

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 4d

Hey! That is completely wrong.
I did not drop Meal worms. I dropped Super worms which are bigger and they bite...with a vengeance .

I screamed, you safeworded, and 🐶 barked from the other side of the house.

My heroes. 🙄

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 4d

Just safeworded out of a cleaning task!

Mistress tripped and spilled a MASSIVE jar of mealworms meant for her bearded dragon all over the carpet. Even worse, some of them already hatched into darkling beetles, which are crawling everywhere.

SOMEONE is cleaning that up, but even I have my limits!

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 5d

I mean they're still Lays. There's nothing wrong with Lays by themselves, and there's nothing wrong with Lays lightly dusted with spices. They're boring, but there's nothing wrong with them.

I rate these chips a perfectly acceptable ⭐⭐⭐1/2 stars.

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 5d

The fragrance on opening the bag wasn't much, which is shocking for a curry flavour.

:munch munch:
It's basically a tumeric and tomato chip with a little spice. There's really not much flavour here.

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 5d

I honestly thought that this edition of #Mistresseats was going to be Marsala flavoured chips, with mushrooms, sweet wine, and deliciousness. Instead, I'm tasting Masala flavoured chips, which is some kind of curry that's probably too hot for me.

I WAS FOOLED!

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 6d

📱: I'm giving the phone back to your mother now. Be good out there and be proud of who you are.

Me: ...

📱: ...

Me: To be clear, mom, that's not how either of us expected that conversation to go, right? 2/

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 6d

📱: GET OVER HERE AND LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER SAID!

Me: Seriously, gender is more fluid with my friends. I don't care what pronouns they call me.

📱: Babygirl, you respect your friends' pronouns because you respect them. If you use any/any pronouns, you're saying you don't respect yourself. 1/

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 10d

Post a picture of you, that's not actually you.

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 11d

My adorable @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social is sick, whether she admits it or not.

Some days being a domme means tormenting your doll until she breaks, and some days it means making sure your maid GOES TO THE DAMN DOCTOR.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 11d

“Good morning, designers! It’s petplay week, so we’ll want to see outfits that look like they belong on the dog in Khloe Kardasshian’s purse.”

“However, all of your outfits must also be a fully functional bitchsuit. If your model can’t make it down the runway on their knees, you will be cut.”

Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 12d

There needs to be a latex fetish wear reality TV competition show. Like Project Runway, but every week the challenge is a different fetish. One week, they're all doing fursuits and the next is bondage gear!

The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰

I'd watch the hell out of that!

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 11d

I think YouTube may have too many restrictions for a show like that. 🥺

Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 11d

Wouldn't that be like a documentary? 🤔

A documentary with death as the Narrator?! 😲

I would so tune in for that! 😳

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 11d

I mean, when it comes to Amazon he isn't wrong.

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 12d

There needs to be a latex fetish wear reality TV competition show. Like Project Runway, but every week the challenge is a different fetish. One week, they're all doing fursuits and the next is bondage gear!

The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰

I'd watch the hell out of that!

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 13d

Patricia was more than that! She understood me!

bsky.app/profile/theb...

The Beevs @thebeevscomic.com · Aug 18

Just Learned People Are Having Emotional Attachments to Chatbots 💀 #webcomic

Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 13d

*snap* You know it.

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 15d

Who needs a face with a body like that?

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 15d

He knows who's in charge.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 17d

Mistress Aspyce: Why doesn’t 🐶 ever look me in the eyes?

🐶: 🫣

Me: It’s a sign of respect. Direct eye contact is considered aggressive to dogs.

@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Does he hide his face from you, too?

🐶: *glare* My time with mommy. You had your turn yesterday. 😠

Me: Not so much. No.

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 16d

Woah! That is so freaking awesome! 🤯

Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 16d

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 18d

All there was to eat at D&D tonight was a giant bucket of early Halloween candy, so I came home craving real food.

Crystal made herself something she called a "Chef's Meal," and had leftovers. It was pure, simple tastiness. After trying to survive on gummi sours, it was glorious! 🤤

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 19d

A Primaris is supposed to be 7'6"- 8' tall. A Custodes is around 9', not even counting their stupid banana helmets. Add in the helmet, including their bright red flippity-floop, and your guy should be easily over 10' tall.

If anything, both your Custodes are too short.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 19d

Mistress Aspyce: What're you looking at?

Me: Hentai.

@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: You want that right now, don't you?

Me: 😰 ...Maybe

Mistress Aspyce: Then let's go... and where are you going?

Me: Getting the car keys. I'm really craving a mochi donut!

Extremely suspect instructions about how to eat a chocolate mochi donut.

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 20d

I just noticed that @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social is past a thousand followers.

Thank you! We appreciate all the support and will continue to show what our D/s relationship really looks like. I hope everyone keeps following our journey to enjoy all the mayhem and Nonsense.

🐶: Bark! 😊

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 20d

I give the Pizza Hut Nashville Hot Flatzz ½ a star.

There is a pub nearby with good beer. If I can drink until I forget what I just ate, it'll be the best part of the Flatzz experience.

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