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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1h

That’s why I was trying to roast it! The cooker disagreed, apparently.

I haven’t tried brown sugar, though. My usual recipe is herbs, sweet wine, and a salt rub.

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‏ @zima.ong · 1h

BULGARIA IM IN DISBELIEF

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1h

Last week I put a pork shoulder roast into the fancy air fryer, set to “pork shoulder”. A few hours later, it spat out pulled pork. It was excellent pulled pork, but I wanted a roast!

There is a point here about how we design new technology, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is.

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Fetishhand @fetishhand.bsky.social · 1d

Rubber Maids are ready for, ANY... distraction.

If you would like to see even more of my work, help me to create even more art and join my discord server. Please consider joining my Patreon. Thank you. www.patreon.com/fetishhand

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 19h

How would I even know? I really am that bad.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 20h

The how-to guide I really want someone else to write is “Flirting for Sissy Sluts,” cuz y’all sluts are bad at it!

I’d write it, but I’m horrible at flirting too!

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Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes you just want to be butch.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 22h

Telling this story in person, half the time people want to know the address to check out how bad it could be.

On one hand, DON’T.

On the other, it feels right to treat these enclaves with the same dignity as the Six Flags Jungle Safari.

DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Let's check out the neighbors! Celtic pub. "Odinson's Pit Barbecue." That's a cute theme! And there's a little shoe store.

Mistress Aspyce: Why is there a full suit of Roman Centurion armor in the window?

Me: Maybe it's for Nike? You know - Goddess of Victory. 2/

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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · Jan 11

Anyone for a game of snap?

My genitals, pulled through a hole in a board and with a playing card balanced on top. There's a pile of cards either side, ready for a game of snap.

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Femcel Succubus 🔞 @boobkiwi.bsky.social · 2d

A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract.

The woman says.
“YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
MY PROPERTY!!!”

Legal Eagle appears and says

“Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.”

And the girls respond
“LEGAL EAGLE!!!”

@BRYNKIWI

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

One of the “AI Experts” I keep getting sent to specializes in this. He goes to more generalist LLMs to turn generate 3-page long prompts for specialty LLMs that theoretically follow best practices.

The prompts have around a 60% rate of conveying original ask at a 10% rate of working.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

I remember these scenes! #houseofgord

SerpentOrder @serpentorder.bsky.social · 1d

A tribute to House of Gord!

Alex and Clover become permanent fixtures. Alex is turned into a decorative weather vane. Clover, having the "brightest" personality, is turned into a hanging lamp. Meanwhile, Sam is conditioned and sold as limited edition "Battle Babe" doll.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Me: DOG! Did you eat this bacon? I needed it for dinner!

🐶: *Defiant huff* Am innocent.

Me: It had to be you! Who else would take a bite of greasy bacon straight from the plate? I can see teeth marks on the bacon!

@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: *Slinks down lower on the couch, licking her lips*

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cPony @cpony.com · 9d

Warming up at the start of #FolsomStreetFair in #bondage
(wrists & elbows), full #humanpony harness, heelless hoofboots, #latex catsuit & Fetisso hoof gloves

@hang9hound.bsky.social is leading this #ponyboy by the frightfully effective WTP bit with tongue port

📸: @pupuard.bsky.social

#ponyplay

Me (cpony) being led around Folsom Street Fair 2025 on Folsom Street between 8th and 9th streets in San Francisco, by Hang9Hound (yellow puppy wearing leather vest, shorts, and boots).

I’m fully decked out as a human pony. This ponyboy is wearing a pair of Reactor (formerly Kaysers) knee high hoofboots, a pair of latex Fetisso hoof gloves, which restrict my ability to use my fingers by keeping my hands in fists, and leather cuffs on my wrists, elbows, thighs, knees, and ankles. My elbows and wrists are bound together, putting me in tight inescapable bondage. The elbow bondage pushes my chest out prominently and makes it difficult to breathe.

I’m also wearing a red and black leather full body human pony harness from RestrictionWear over top of a shiny, latex full bodysuit.

I’m being effectively controlled with a bridle and WTP bit, that has a severe tongue port, causing me to drool uncontrollably and occasionally triggers my gag reflex, making speech impossible. The human pony bridle has a large, humiliating, red and black plume made of several ostrich feathers. My ponyboy bridle also has blinders to restrict my vision, and a pair of leather horse ears.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

I'm eyeing it, but how bad are the fumes on an uncovered FDM printer? With the humidity we get around here, it'd be running indoors.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Same. The big kig mask makes it really hard to actually have a scene, since most reactions are going be be reduced to bobbling.

Honestly, I think 2 would be the most fun.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

At the moment, way too small, but I’m looking for an excuse to beg @mistressaspyce.bsky.social for an upgrade.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Real talk: If you had a chance to do this scene, how dollified would you want to be?

If it turns out everyone’s been waiting for me to start 3d printing kigu masks, that could be arranged.

Rab @layer.industries · 3d

Kigu Maid thingy.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Mistress has kept that lizard for a long time now. Longer than she’s kept rubberdolls, at least.

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Mistress Aspyce: Is it just me or do all these stores have lightning bolts on their signs?

Me: Huh. Yeah. Always in pairs, too.

...

Mistress Aspyce: Let's get the fuck out of here before we get lynched. 3/3

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Let's check out the neighbors! Celtic pub. "Odinson's Pit Barbecue." That's a cute theme! And there's a little shoe store.

Mistress Aspyce: Why is there a full suit of Roman Centurion armor in the window?

Me: Maybe it's for Nike? You know - Goddess of Victory. 2/

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 1d

(Scouting locations for a BDSM club)

Me: I like this place. It's close to everyone, and the price is low enough we can budget for major renovations.

@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: I wonder why real estate developers aren't swarming the area. I thought they're all about abandoned 1950s downtowns. 1/

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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 8d

full body ref + alt cow fit :D

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2d

Oriana, baby, you’re adorable, but your food is SO GROSS.

Mistress Aspyce @mistressaspyce.bsky.social · 2d

Sure. This is Oriana. (Rubberdoll for scale)

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DollMaidCrystal @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social · 2d

Bacon, pulled pork, onion dip, two kinds of cheddar cheese, fermented French butter, and chives.

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