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David
@dondanger.bsky.social
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Shitpost enthusiast Dog dad Wings enjoyer low five kind of guy The Dude abides
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · Aug 7
[full moon]

anything: *makes a noise*

dog: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?! GET OVER HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE I DARE YOU! I WILL INFLICT UPON YOU PAIN AND SUFFERING THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD AS YET TO SEE!!
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 24m
haters will say this is fake
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 30m
big stretch, great form 10/10
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 57m
is Jerry ok?
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 8h
whacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man-ish?
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 18h
a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 21h
thank you for your service
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 23h
a man in a blue shirt and grey pants is kneeling down on the floor
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d
i love a happy ending
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d
all stick no carrot means all stick no carrot, consequences be damned
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d
can relate, wishing you better moments
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d
you appear to be out of sorts
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d
customer: how’s your plankebiff?

waiter: …

the plankebiff:
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d
sherman, for the love of god!
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d
what in the heck?

which movie is this from?
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d
thanks for the write up, watching wings hockey in canada has its challenges, like a blackout for the first game of the season
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d
a cartoon scene from spongebob squarepants with a sign that says " fresh torches "
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
let’s go
a close up of a man 's face with the word woo written below him
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
would be cool if it were one of the kids
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
sending good vibes
an elderly man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
some folks really need to log off
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass of beer
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
congrats!
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
sounds like this could be a metaphor about something other than submarines but I guess we’ll never find out
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
it’s getting cold and I’m itching to make squash soup but it’s too late to do that now

bit bummed it has to wait until tomorrow
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
a black and white photo of a man praying with his hands folded in prayer .
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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2d
last push for the Nobel peace prize