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Doug Gray
@dougdirt24.bsky.social
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I write baseball words for a living. Constantly tired and ready to retire. Here to make myself laugh.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 12d
This worked for me. Tell your friends.
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Tom Casavant @tom.tomkahe.com · 12d
Ohioans who, correctly, don't want to submit identification to bluesky, this may be useful:

https://gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b24a83838202908808ad528b3318
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 44m
Cincinnati #Reds prospects shine in Peoria's big win in the Arizona Fall League

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Cincinnati Reds prospects shine in Peoria's big win in the AFL - redsminorleagues.com
The Peoria Javelinas won 15-1 over the Salt River Rafters and the Cincinnati Reds prospects played a big role in the victory.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 58m
Trick question - time isn't real.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 1h
Just to avoid any confusion on this website - I am a Bearcats fan.
a group of cheerleaders and a mascot are dancing in front of a projector screen that says beyond the wild 12
Alt: a group of Cincinnati Bearcats cheerleaders and the Bearcat mascot are dancing
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 11h
I will never top this post. Ever.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 11h
Would we call that a TOOTTOOTBLAN?
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 10h
Is Usain Bolt the German national record holder for the 100m? Afterall he has run the fastest 100m ever in Germany.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 10h
I feel very lied to about all of this. How can a pumpkin from New York set the Ohio state record?
A screenshot from WLWT 5's (Cincinnati's NBC affiliate) website The headline reads: Pumpkin Power: Ohio state record smashed at Operation Pumpkin in Hamilton The picture is of an enormous, orange pumpkin at a festival with pop up tents behind it. And this year, history was made. A pumpkin weighing 2,518 pounds broke the Ohio state record, coming within just 300 pounds of the world record. Scott Andrusz and his two sons from New York took home the crown, adding another title to their collection. Andrusz, who already holds the New York state record, said growing a giant pumpkin is a true labor of love.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 11h
I will never top this post. Ever.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 11h
Would we call that a TOOTTOOTBLAN?
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 11h
Would we call that a TOOTTOOTBLAN?
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 11h
Trains don't run. They have wheels, Patrick.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 12h
Be careful out there
My friend Phil driving his car off of a cliff
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 12h
Baseball is perfect. The End.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 12h
A book titled: We Think That You're An Idiot (and other poems from Sesame Street) On the cover is an assortment of characters from Sesame Street.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 12h
No.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 12h
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 12h
Next time Seattle gets a baserunner on they need to send Griffey out there to pinch run. We need to see it happen again. We deserve it.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 12h
Leo Rivas. Eugenio Suarez. Luis Castillo.

Maybe?
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 13h
The alt text on this one was a bit much.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 13h
My friend Phil sitting on top of a white can in a field. The van says "BIRD'S AREN'T REAL" in large letters on it. Other things it says include: - birds charge on power lines - pigeons are liars (with a silhouette of a bird next to it) - every "bird" is a government surveillance drone - The United States government murdered over 12 billion birds over the course of 1959 threw (SIC) 2001. As they killed off the real birds they replace thim (SIC) with surveillance drone replicas. Indistinguishable from a biological bird. There are now no real birds left.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 13h
a woman says this day is bananas b-a-n-a-n-as
Alt: a woman says this day is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 13h
WHAT
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 13h
I resemble this comment
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 13h
Look at you, big smart guy. Without the bunt could they have called the contact out of the plate by 10 feet play?
a person is playing a game of chess with a king and queen on a chess board
Alt: a person is playing a game of chess with a king and queen on a chess board
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 13h
In this economy?!
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 16h
I think we need to go back to when the batter was allowed to tell the pitcher where to throw the pitch
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