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Dear Kyle Schwarber, I will make you delicious wood-fired pizza every single day for the duration of your contract that you sign with the Cincinnati Reds.

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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 5h

Oh no no no no no no. You had time. You had more time.

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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 5h

Gonna kick them right at @jwag85.bsky.social

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 5h

Hopefully we can salvage plenty of these.

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 6h

Frost is coming tonight. I didn't have enough of anything to cover all my tomato plants that still had some tomatoes. Just picked anything that seems like it could possibly be useful. Hopefully some of them will ripen up but this is the last ones for the year.

A 4-tier plastic shelving unit in my garage. The top three rows have tomatoes spread out across it. There are roughly 200 tomatoes (mix of Roma and San Marzano) on the rack. Most are still quite green.

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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 9h

Phil wears edible underpants. Don't blame me.

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 9h

Guy was fighting on both sides of the law

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 9h

Another fun fact - the same man who voiced Megatron was the original voice of Fred in Scooby Doo, but took over the voice of Scooby Doo in 2002 and has done so since.

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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 10h

Only until your mom takes them off of him with her teeth.

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 10h

This is the world I want to live in

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 10h

I just thought it was artist interpretation.

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 10h

@wvredlegs.bsky.social I can't believe you held the truth from me about how shredded the Mothman is

A copy of a magazine titled "The Department of Truth (in smaller text under that is also reads: The World's Only Reliable Truth)"

The main photo on the cover is of a very muscular man in a speedo with a moth-like head and big wings on his back. The words "The West Virginia Mothman Is Out Lover!" are to the right of the photo. Below that it also says "Winged Harbinger is a Generous Partner, Claim Local Couple"

In the upper right corner is a photo of a collapsed bridge with the words "The Silver Bridge Collapse Was It an Accident?!"

At the very bottom is an inch tall black box that spans the length of the cover. It says "Also Inside - Who Is the Star-Faced Man - Lee Harvey Oswald: Alive and Well?! - New Proof of Bigfoot - Photos Inside!"

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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 14h

Welcome to America.

A screenshot of a news story.
The Headline reads: Parents accused of leaving teen on side of interstate with a bag of handguns, telling him to fend for himself.

The brief description reads: A couple in Florida is facing charges after police said they left a teenager by himself on the side of Interstate 75 and told him to fend for himself.

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 14h

I think about that every time I look over and see mine on the table. Feels crazy that it's so far behind.