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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · Aug 8

I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 16m

I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for young bastards!

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 48m

I want to dance the Remigold through the darkspawn lines, but not fear a legion of bastards. I want to die at Chateau Haine, but not avenge Josephine.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 1h

Andraste's flaming knickers. I brought the wrong lute! This lute's for crying big sobby tears.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 1h

Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like scented handkerchiefs.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 2h

Taking a small sample from the Inquisitor never gets old.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 3h

You see, Rook? Vivienne is in constant flux.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 3h

If this is the afterlife, the Imperial Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Wounded Coast.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4h

That's because you've spent too much time regretting that you let Cole ask you questions, Daisy. Dwarves don't smuggle lyrium to the templars.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4h

It's a tiny little cheese farmer. It's what we are.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 5h

Just because you're a Grey Warden doesn't mean you can go around having an orgy on the top floor of the Circle tower every full moon!

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 5h

Dragons with cricket eyes and pocket farts, on blackened kings does deceit take blight.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 6h

Cole really wanted to wear apostates as a hat.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 7h

It seems that a wild exaggeration is a constant preoccupation of the religious mind.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 7h

Bhelen Aeducan needs someone to stab a god or two in the back, to help him justify refusing to dance with Corypheus.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 8h

Darkspawn don't usually drop a giant statue on Solas's head, do they?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 8h

Somebody's gotta satisfy a demand of her Qun... And that's where you come in.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 9h

The whole Raider Queen image doesn't work when I'm drawing on the blight for power.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 9h

Blessed are the peacekeepers, champions of putrid half-eaten hares.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10h

They say your life flashes in front of your eyes before you go north until it becomes south.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10h

I suppose you're just thrilled how Oghren's basically stepped into Andraste's loyal mabari?

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 11h

Rook outsmarted the so-called gods.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12h

Yesterday I saw NSFW art of the mage-lords of Tevinter. It was angry.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12h

Let's be more specific. I don't do anything involving two rage demons spouting fire at each other in an eternal battle for dominance since neither is taking damage or blighted crotch moths.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13h

Viago exiling the Grey Wardens from Orlais and sending your lover with them? That's what I heard on the road, anyway. Take that for what it is.

Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13h

Are we mages to be forever persecuted for polishing Dorian's staff?

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