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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
I loved those dastardly Orlesian Wardens as a child. Divine Justinia would never let me praise your Maker, though.
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I loved those dastardly Orlesian Wardens as a child. Divine Justinia would never let me praise your Maker, though.
Varric's idea of relationship advice amounts to "Watch out for the Winter from Tevinter - she's dying your way into the Wardens."
January 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Varric's idea of relationship advice amounts to "Watch out for the Winter from Tevinter - she's dying your way into the Wardens."
The Temple of Sacred Tyrants.
January 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The Temple of Sacred Tyrants.
If wishes were poppy, we'd all be drowning in a vat of wine.
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
If wishes were poppy, we'd all be drowning in a vat of wine.
You're never more alive than when you're nugkeeping, my friend.
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
You're never more alive than when you're nugkeeping, my friend.
I don't get it. If you want to change, just battle the Blight. Why this "Boring Warden" rubbish?
January 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I don't get it. If you want to change, just battle the Blight. Why this "Boring Warden" rubbish?
It's so nice to see everyone stemming the tide of darkness in a crisis. Warms the heart.
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
It's so nice to see everyone stemming the tide of darkness in a crisis. Warms the heart.
By the Dread Wolf... look at me, calibrating the trebuchets again like a real peasant girl.
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
By the Dread Wolf... look at me, calibrating the trebuchets again like a real peasant girl.
As there is but one world, one life, one debt, there is but one god, and He is our player.
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
As there is but one world, one life, one debt, there is but one god, and He is our player.
I fear only running out of mosquitos!
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I fear only running out of mosquitos!
Solas and Vivienne use The Randy Dowager Quarterly to keep their heads super smooth and shiny!
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Solas and Vivienne use The Randy Dowager Quarterly to keep their heads super smooth and shiny!
What did Sera put in everyone's stockings for Makermas? The Left Nut of the Black Divine.
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
What did Sera put in everyone's stockings for Makermas? The Left Nut of the Black Divine.
Trouble follows our name, I guess. The price of talking to Solas in the Fade.
January 10, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Trouble follows our name, I guess. The price of talking to Solas in the Fade.
They're talking all over the city about how someone finally went through the ritual site and murdered your entire village to stop the spread of the Blight.
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
They're talking all over the city about how someone finally went through the ritual site and murdered your entire village to stop the spread of the Blight.
Sten begged the spirits to aid him and 'twas they who brought the Maker's word to the unenlightened.
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Sten begged the spirits to aid him and 'twas they who brought the Maker's word to the unenlightened.
Yes, let us dismiss your homeland for not having Andraste's knicker-weasels.
January 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Yes, let us dismiss your homeland for not having Andraste's knicker-weasels.
And you said she was lying about being able to pick locks? I daresay the cloisters must be teaching things other than peeing on things to become more powerful.
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 AM
And you said she was lying about being able to pick locks? I daresay the cloisters must be teaching things other than peeing on things to become more powerful.
Cassandra likes poetry, long walks on the beach, and the bearquisition.
January 10, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Cassandra likes poetry, long walks on the beach, and the bearquisition.
One may study the chip on Carver's shoulder, learn to put together a nice ritual, argue against slavery in the Magisterium.
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 AM
One may study the chip on Carver's shoulder, learn to put together a nice ritual, argue against slavery in the Magisterium.
Who has sex smelling like a magical mishap? A cloud that looks like a bunny rabbit, or a mysterious dog, maybe.
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Who has sex smelling like a magical mishap? A cloud that looks like a bunny rabbit, or a mysterious dog, maybe.
Tarquin: All right. I'll take it from here.
Morrigan: Are you sure?
Tarquin: Positive. Just bring the Maker's word to the unenlightened while I have almost your entire family massacred by slimebucket Arl Howe.
Morrigan: Are you sure?
Tarquin: Positive. Just bring the Maker's word to the unenlightened while I have almost your entire family massacred by slimebucket Arl Howe.
January 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Tarquin: All right. I'll take it from here.
Morrigan: Are you sure?
Tarquin: Positive. Just bring the Maker's word to the unenlightened while I have almost your entire family massacred by slimebucket Arl Howe.
Morrigan: Are you sure?
Tarquin: Positive. Just bring the Maker's word to the unenlightened while I have almost your entire family massacred by slimebucket Arl Howe.
You think I'm relaxed, do you? I saw you dealing a devastating blow to the Andrastian Chantry.
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 AM
You think I'm relaxed, do you? I saw you dealing a devastating blow to the Andrastian Chantry.
I know and it breaks my heart to do it, but we must ride the Bull.
January 10, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I know and it breaks my heart to do it, but we must ride the Bull.
They're getting little people beat up, so I need you to go to your annoying god and send some people to take pity on Rook.
January 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
They're getting little people beat up, so I need you to go to your annoying god and send some people to take pity on Rook.
What do you think about ladies-in-waiting?
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
What do you think about ladies-in-waiting?