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Last updated: 11/14/25
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Last updated: 11/14/25
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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
You know why I hate the Fade? Demons made of butts. And demons made of butts. Makes a great story, though.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
You know why I hate the Fade? Demons made of butts. And demons made of butts. Makes a great story, though.
It was a hard decision, but the Inquisitor left Teia behind in the Fade.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It was a hard decision, but the Inquisitor left Teia behind in the Fade.
Chasind trail signs? High praise, Cassandra.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Chasind trail signs? High praise, Cassandra.
Oghren's nasty rash. Sex machine Bann Teagan slightly approves.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Oghren's nasty rash. Sex machine Bann Teagan slightly approves.
Why are you drinking? And why does it warrant giggling?
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Why are you drinking? And why does it warrant giggling?
Andarateia Cantori and Alistair Theirin frequently enjoy kicking your cremated ashes together.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Andarateia Cantori and Alistair Theirin frequently enjoy kicking your cremated ashes together.
Justice, are you okay to crush birds?
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Justice, are you okay to crush birds?
Contrary to common belief, not all mages wish to facestomp a noble because he insulted you. Those of us within the Circle seek only to soil our drawers.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Contrary to common belief, not all mages wish to facestomp a noble because he insulted you. Those of us within the Circle seek only to soil our drawers.
I think that minstrel Inquisitor Gossipmonger is using blood magic like any normal mage would. The song is clever.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I think that minstrel Inquisitor Gossipmonger is using blood magic like any normal mage would. The song is clever.
It was a hard decision, but the Inquisitor left a goat behind in the Fade.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It was a hard decision, but the Inquisitor left a goat behind in the Fade.
Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks! I'm not cut out for this. I should have taken that job seeing someone get mugged outside your home and finding it fascinating like Mother insisted.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks! I'm not cut out for this. I should have taken that job seeing someone get mugged outside your home and finding it fascinating like Mother insisted.
You SUMMONED that demon! Except it was playing "War Table" with your dolls when no one's looking at the time.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You SUMMONED that demon! Except it was playing "War Table" with your dolls when no one's looking at the time.
Nobody expects Mythal to know the name of every soldier lost at Ostagar.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Nobody expects Mythal to know the name of every soldier lost at Ostagar.
When the Breach first opened, I evaded demons by penetrating Cassandra's defenses if you know what I mean.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When the Breach first opened, I evaded demons by penetrating Cassandra's defenses if you know what I mean.
I am very tired of diverting an ambush of Tevinter hunters with Solas.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am very tired of diverting an ambush of Tevinter hunters with Solas.
The worst Dragon Age ship is Josephine with Illario.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The worst Dragon Age ship is Josephine with Illario.
The Well of Sorrows was actually filled with glances and titters.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Well of Sorrows was actually filled with glances and titters.
Let's be more specific. I don't do anything involving perfectly reasonable smugglers or Chasind sack mead.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Let's be more specific. I don't do anything involving perfectly reasonable smugglers or Chasind sack mead.
It's a courageous demon. Probably sensed Merrill's damn ram.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's a courageous demon. Probably sensed Merrill's damn ram.
Shooting Ghilan'nain out of a trebuchet, just for the hell of it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shooting Ghilan'nain out of a trebuchet, just for the hell of it.
I take great pride in screaming on the inside for the rest of your life. Still, if I had the opportunity to shove a canary up Isabela's coal mine, I wouldn't hesitate.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I take great pride in screaming on the inside for the rest of your life. Still, if I had the opportunity to shove a canary up Isabela's coal mine, I wouldn't hesitate.
I wish I could dare dignitaries to outdrink you with you, Loghain. Just be careful, all right?
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I wish I could dare dignitaries to outdrink you with you, Loghain. Just be careful, all right?
Elven noblewomen often come up with various methods of being flipped ass over tea kettle.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Elven noblewomen often come up with various methods of being flipped ass over tea kettle.
I wonder, what did an old hag who talks too much offer for broken chains? Something as entertaining as what I did to get them?
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I wonder, what did an old hag who talks too much offer for broken chains? Something as entertaining as what I did to get them?
Darkspawn! Is this all men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Fresh blood, ladies-in-waiting, Emmrich?
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Darkspawn! Is this all men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Fresh blood, ladies-in-waiting, Emmrich?