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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 13

WellSussed (drcfxtina) on AO3. I have written too many things. My #OFMDfanfic a 🧵

Gentlebeard stuff. Connoisseur of fluff, smut and occasional crushing angst. Fics below.

A picture of Stede Bonnet in episode 3 of season 1 of Our Flag Means Death. The text reads: WellSussed! (aka drcfxtina)

an OFMD fic directory
mostly Gentlebeard,
often smutty, sometimes fluffy

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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 3h

Happy two years to the time Stede Bonnet melted Ed Teach’s icy walls with nothing more than kindness, patience, and breathing the same air. 🥰❤️ #OFMD

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 1h

Eternal badass status. Not that you don’t have that lol

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 3h

YUP

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 3h

This bit is a lot of fun 🤭

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 6h

My beloved cursed suit Stede!

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 6h

Hell yeah!!!

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 9h

#SexualSunday get your jealous power bottom Ed snippy from Like I Picture You #OFMDfanfic

The camera angle they’ve set up on this will be a fantastic one—viewers will see exactly how well Ed takes him. It’s an incredible sight that Stede has to admit he’s gone back and watched a few times from their previous work. Since showing everyone seems to be Ed’s goal here, Stede rolls with it, encouraging him. “That’s it—let them all see how you were made to take my cock.”
“Fuck, yeah,” Ed gasps. “Fucking love your cock. Feels so good, fills me so well.”
Love. Stede’s heart lurches.
Ed’s eyes are closed, and he leans forward blindly, pressing his lips to Stede’s. Stede lifts his head into the rough kiss eagerly, opening his mouth and moaning when Ed’s tongue traces along the seam of his lips. Stede’s instinct to put his hands on Ed is keenly alive, despite the restraints. There’s a bit of slack that Stede pulls against.

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 9h

Probably leather on Wednesday

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, pretty movie but long and once was enough!

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 9h

Oh I was just copying from the previous versions but I took it as never watch again, given the rest of the questions.

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 10h

Shitty song, shitty topic

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

It's terrible! Luckily Weird Al's Word Crimes makes me excuse its existence - a work of genius

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

Jealous Ed is rightfully a fave

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

So fair

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

What kind of Sexual Sunday snip flavor do y'all want? Jealous power bottom Ed or Stede leaning into his newfound leather kink when Ed wears his old gear?

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

Ehhhh I don't eat fish so I can't specify, all of em 😅

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 12h

Introduce yourself with one food you refuse to eat, a movie you’ll never won’t watch again, and a song you can’t stand

Food: Fish
Movie: Avatar
Song: Blurred Lines

Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️male buttcheek connoisseur🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 12h

Introduce yourself with one food you refuse to eat, a movie you’ll never won’t watch again, and a song you can’t stand

Food: Tuna
Movie: Dan in Real Life
Song: Cheerleader

crocs and socks @caribbeancrocs.bsky.social · 15h

Food I won't eat: crust on a sandwich
Movie I won't watch again: Atonement
Song I hate: Hotel California!!!

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 12h

🥹 Thank you!

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crocs and socks @caribbeancrocs.bsky.social · 15h

has anyone tried to gentlebeard art this

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 13h

A smidge longer than I anticipated!

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Ash the Villain 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️💖 @villainousthoughts.bsky.social · 1d

This is both an Ash O Ween hallucination and also just one of the most extra sidequests I've taken in a while... Sparkly dressed girl lost in the fae world and who? (Part 1, p2 coming soon)

#TheVillainsArt #AshOWeen #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #DangerousCrowBoy

Digital illustration of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death dressed in modern day clothing. He is wearing a sparkly peach suit with a wrap matching vest revealing a bit of chest hair. The peach suit is highlighted in rainbow sparkling sequins all over, and the glimmers of light that reflect all around him. He has a close shave and long flowing silver hair and gold glitter freckles. He is looking a little sad and pensive as if he's just spotted someone he used to love in a crowded room.

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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 1d

"They really just honored that scene, and the thing they brought to it is their natural connection and really playing it honestly with each other, and listening to each other, and the way they look at each other, and how tender they are with each other." #OurFlagMeansDeath

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 1d

Just finished this for lovely @butterscup95.bsky.social! It's a little teaser treat for a future chapter of Lucy's gorgeous fic My Tears Are Becoming a Sea! This is my first time drawing Stede's hobnobbing duds. I loved every second. 🧡

🧜‍♂️ archiveofourown.org/works/594583...

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Stede from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing his blue and checkered suit from the Sir Godfrey Thornrose scenes in season one. Instead of his white wig, he's wearing small white flowers in his hair. He's holding another small bundle of them in one lifted hand while the other is on his hip. He looks good and is feeling sassy about it.

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Jadeykinns ➡️ Wee con 👻 🏴‍☠️ @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober day 2: free use/waxplay

Another late kinktober 👍. Enjoy

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social #ofmdkinktober

Stede is fully naked . Ed is behind him, holding a reddish pink wax candle above Stede’s chest. The wax is dripping and landing on Stede’s chest

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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 1d

They needed to be closer, actually
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #StaurdayMorningSketch

Full color illustration of Ed and Stede sharing an early morning cup of tea on the deck of the Revenge. The timeline is a somewhat nebulous S2, perhaps a “What If” scene. Ed is wearing the pink Depression Robe open and loosely draped across his shoulders, Stede is bare chested and they’re both leaning, pressed tight shoulder to elbow, making moon-eyes at each other. It’s insufferably charming.

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