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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 13

WellSussed (drcfxtina) on AO3. I have written too many things. My #OFMDfanfic a 🧵

Gentlebeard stuff. Connoisseur of fluff, smut and occasional crushing angst. Fics below.

A picture of Stede Bonnet in episode 3 of season 1 of Our Flag Means Death. The text reads: WellSussed! (aka drcfxtina)

an OFMD fic directory
mostly Gentlebeard,
often smutty, sometimes fluffy

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 2h

Fwiw spouse has used masto years and won’t use corporate social media, loves it. BUT I think he’s not using DMs much.

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 3h

My dumb boys 😍

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 3h

#OFMDKinktober25 Day 9: double-headed dildo

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Stede and Ed are sitting on the ground, facing each other, legs intertwined. they are using a double-headed dildo together.

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 4h

I feel like I am mostly talking at people

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 5h

I had to spread some promotion news recently and I was very carefully asking to put time on people's calendars FOR GOOD NEWS

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 5h

Mine was four hours but it’s very intricate though there is no color.

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 5h

I got mine too they’re soooooo good

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mahnah 🌌 |✨️Comms open✨️ @mahnah.bsky.social · 8h

How about and oldie but a goodie? 💜✨️✨️

#ofmd #ofmdfanart

Fanart of trans Ed, posing with his arms up and holding his hair up out of his face. His face is turned to the side, eyes closed with a happy expression on his face. He is wearing an earring and a string of pearls and has bars through his nipples. He doesn't have top surgery, you can see the hair and stretch marks on his tummy. His tattoos and scars are all golden while the rest of him is in shades of purple. In the background you see green carnations and forget me knots following his silhouette. All against a darker purple background.

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

For double-headed dildo and face sitting - Chapter 5 of Like I Picture you is up! #ofmdkinktober25 #ofmdfanfic

In which Ed tries to sort out his poor confused heart; tries (and fails) to hold back; and starts to get jealous. More amazing art by @poorlyporned.bsky.social

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Chapter 4 of Like I Picture You, in which Sexy Secretary Ed-er, Jeff-works very hard to handle the boss’s workload. Posted for #OFMDKinktober Day 8 cuffs and anal plug.

Tags and link below. #OFMDfic
A title card showing a black and white picture of a man in leather wrist cuffs. It says “Like I Picture You | An OFMD Kinktober AU | By WellSussed | Rated E”
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‪OMFD Kinktober 2025!‬
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Day 8! #ofmdkinktober25
A picture of leather cuffs on a black background with strawberries next to them. Text reads “10/8 anal plug body worship cuffs #ofmdkinktober25”
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie!
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Corny and hot!!!! 🥵
October 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Corny and hot could be the tagline for their channel 😂

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‪Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie!‬
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I ❤️ them!

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Me too!

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A title card showing a black and white picture of a man in leather wrist cuffs. It says “Like I Picture You | An OFMD Kinktober AU | By WellSussed | Rated E”
A title card showing a black and white picture of a man in leather wrist cuffs. It says “Like I Picture You | An OFMD Kinktober AU | By WellSussed | Rated E”

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 9h

🙌 It is NEVER too late for this content

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Jadeykinns ➡️ Wee con 👻 🏴‍☠️ @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social · 9h

Day 1 - anal beads

Slowly catching up on the Kinktobers . Will upload when I can . Sorry it’s late but I hope you can enjoy my usual programming of hot smut 🥲🫶

( I am determined to finish kinktober even if it takes me months to do)

#ofmdkinktober @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social

Stede is naked and bent over Ed’s lap, his tongue is sticking out. Stede’s hands are tied together with a red hanky and has a nipple piercing. Ed is pulling blue anal beads out of Stede bottom

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

Love you too!

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you, my friend. Love you!

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

archiveofourown.org/works/710682...

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede BonnetCrew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death)
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern SettingAlternate Universe - PornPOV AlternatingHappy EndingFluff and SmutFriends With Benefits to LoversCo-Porn Stars to LoversPorn Star Stede BonnetPorn Star Blackbeard | Edward TeachMutual PiningPining while fuckingMultiple Beds but they Choose to Use Only OneSwitch Stede BonnetSwitch Blackbeard | Edward TeachVers Stede BonnetVers Blackbeard | Edward Teachbut leans Bottom/Sub EdOur Flag Means Death Kinktober 2025Soft Dom Stede BonnetBlackbeard | Edward Teach Has a Praise Kinksorry but he does lolIdiots in LoveBlackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede BonnetStede Bonnet is Down Bad for Blackbeard | Edward TeachPorn with FeelingsSex Cam WorkersAnal SexAnal FingeringOral SexMasturbationAnal BeadsFucking MachinesCome ShotLack of CommunicationBody WorshipSex ToysDesk SexFace-SittingLeather KinkSpankingOrgasm ControlBreathplayPodfic WelcomeStuck in the wallSexual RoleplayRestraintsFeminizationAnal PlugComing UntouchedLingerieVerbal DegradationNot too heavySexy Secretary EdBlackbeard | Edward Teach Has Nipple PiercingsCreampieJealous Blackbeard | Edward TeachDeep ThroatingThroat Goat Blackbeard | Edward TeachEd friends with porn benefits zones himselfKink NegotiationCome EatingNSFW Art

ArtVoyeurismExhibitionismAftercareMarkingBratty Stede BonnetSensation PlayTicklingCome as Lube

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11h

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 13h

My husband left me on my own all weekend after alerting me to his stash of fun sized Butterfingers. Mistake!

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 14h

My therapist is going to have a field day with this 🤣

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 14h

Saw a meme about Portuguese parents that explains a lot of my childhood and some of anxieties that still pop up (all from my grandmother).

I heard that so many times and was deemed very clumsy. It means “well done” but the implication is “serves you right.” I always got yelled at for getting hurt.

A meme of a guy who has fallen down the stairs. It reads “Portuguese parents be like… Bem feito!!!”

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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 1d

despite bsky and discord both conspiring against me on my laptop:

the jamestown ferry
chapter 10 (featuring 🔥 art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social)

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...

A vintage-looking photo of the Jamestown Ferry docks with a Williamsburg penant, Cue Club ad, and Houston postcard overlaid. Text in white reads, "The Jamestown Ferry, an OFMD AU by unfunpleasures, with art by sweetpotato."

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 14h

“There. Much better” Ed whispered softly as he rested his chin on Stede’s shoulder.

Boyfriend's pockets are the best pockets. Ed says so. Got to do an illustration for @watchtheflow.bsky.social's toasty sweet 'Bonfire Night'! 🧡

archiveofourown.org/works/60437458

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're wearing modern warm clothing; coats and scarf and gloves. Ed is resting his chin on Stede's shoulder as he shoves his hands into Stede's coat pockets from behind. Stede is giggling, all crinkly eyes and dimples. The night is cold enough for their breath to show and they're lit from below from a nearby bonfire. They're as sticky toasty sweet as smores.

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 14h

Hello my fellow Libra friend. Happy birthday!

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 14h

Cw parental passing

10/1 was the 4th anniversary of my mom passing. In retrospect that probably had something to do with my mood.

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 1d

Some of you noticed I was down, but I'm doing a bit better.

I'm about to tackle a new area of work at my job, which will be annoying but will almost certainly get me promoted. It'll make my job easier and it's the kind of work I'm keen on. Yay!

Also yay for Kinktober and my bday soon!

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 17h

Morning bump and a reminder I’ll post yet another chapter later. Wait till you see THAT art 🥵

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 1d

Chapter 4 of Like I Picture You, in which Sexy Secretary Ed-er, Jeff-works very hard to handle the boss’s workload. Posted for #OFMDKinktober Day 8 cuffs and anal plug.

Tags and link below. #OFMDfic

A title card showing a black and white picture of a man in leather wrist cuffs. It says “Like I Picture You | An OFMD Kinktober AU | By WellSussed | Rated E”

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 18h

Thanks! Just had to wait a bit for a new mammogram but I have the appointment for that in two weeks.

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yes!