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Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨
@drcfxtina.bsky.social
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🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈she/her; mid-40s | Minors DNI | mostly gay pirate posting | co-mod, @OFMDBisexualWeek and @OFMDCollabs | smutting harder than ever | pfp @mossgroves | header @trewpenny | fics in 📌
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Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 13
WellSussed (drcfxtina) on AO3. I have written too many things. My #OFMDfanfic a 🧵

Gentlebeard stuff. Connoisseur of fluff, smut and occasional crushing angst. Fics below.
A picture of Stede Bonnet in episode 3 of season 1 of Our Flag Means Death. The text reads: WellSussed! (aka drcfxtina) an OFMD fic directory mostly Gentlebeard, often smutty, sometimes fluffy
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routinesardine.bsky.social
Still the most beautiful scene on tv 🥹❤️🧜‍♂️ #ofmd
Ed and MerStede under water. Still from ofmd s2e3
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

Ehhhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
👩‍🍳 I am ripping this off of @kalansphantomff.bsky.social ff.bsky.social but pick a WIP for tomorrow: 🎨🧭🏠🌃
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
This is why I wrote this one #OFMDFanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/596737...
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Reminding you about my #OFMDBB25 with @curiosityrocks.bsky.social for #TakeTwoTuesday! I’ll be less facetious this time 😅

Readers call it “fabulous,” “wonderful,” “an absolute delight,” and they say, “Read this! It's a delightful romp that is surprising and romantic” ❤️

#ofmdfic
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 8d
Bored attorney Ed. Peak oblivious Stede. The AO3 window in the title card is no accident. Unhinged behavior. Have I intrigued you without too many spoilers?? Check out what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made for #OFMDBB25! Summary/tags ⬇️

archiveofourown.org/works/74352541

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
Title card with an image of an open laptop that has an illustration of Stede and Ed’s eyes visible above an AO3 window in a browser. The text reads “The Bequest words by R | Politest Menace art by Curiosity Rocks An OFMD Big Bang 2025 AU E rated, Ed/Stede, 24k”
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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adoptourcrew.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to Kristian Nairn! 🥰
Kristian Nairn on Our Flag Means Death
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday for Midnights at the Revenge, which I’m rereading to do a final little sequel. Please enjoy some angsty fake dating-to pining while fucking-to exes-to lovers. 🌃

If you’re new to it, the first two parts together are one compete story.

#OFMDfanfic
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 13
Midnights at the Revenge is 147k across both parts, rated E, and features fake dating, sorta enemies to lovers, then exes back to lovers, and all kinds of other craziness. The two existing parts are one complete story - happy ending part 2

archiveofourown.org/series/4082644
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
toast with a crunch crunch crunch
ed teach in the i just got my back blown out by the gentleman pirate robe carrying a breakfast in bed tray and holding toast in his mouth because he snac (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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akans.bsky.social
It's Big Bang time again! It's here!!!
Got the pleasure (heh) of working with the wonderful @lizzyleo.bsky.social on a couple of VERY NFSW illustrations for her BB fic, alongside @samwtf.bsky.social 🧡
You can zoom in on this one as much as you like in chapter 2 >:3c
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25
Explicit illustration of Stede enjoying one of the toys. He's laying naked on his bed, hand gripping the sheets and head thrown back.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
I have been greeted by classic Ithaca weather I see
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
don't forget to eat your breakfast, it's the most important meal of the tits
stede bonnet shirtless in bed after a night of the crew using fireworks so they don't have to listen to ed teach moaning, stede is leaning over to inspect his boyfriend provided breakfast, giving a delicious view of his chest (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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lizzyleo.bsky.social
It's here!!! My @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social with @samwtf.bsky.social and @akans.bsky.social , "Kraken's Delights", 13k of PWP and Stede discovering the world of fantasy toys and gay sex 🥰 Enjoy!! #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25

🐙 archiveofourown.org/works/74707446 🐙
Kraken's Delights Words by: Lizzyleo Art by: Akans, SamG Rated: Explicit Pairing: Gentlebeard Newly out and freshly divorced Stede Bonnet is not ready to involve anyone else in his life yet, romantic or sexual or otherwise, so he takes matters into his own hands. A late night out with friends and a thumbs up from Lucius brings him to Kraken’s Delights, a custom silicone adult toy webstore. After being intimidated by most of the fantasy toys, and not knowing what half of the other items even are, he goes for a fairly normal toy. While checking out, he’s given the offer to add a small mystery toy for free. He figures why not and goes for it. It’s the best experience in the bedroom of his life. He writes a long (non-graphic) review/thank you email to ‘Ed’, who made and put together his order, according to the card that came in the package. Ed, owner and head designer of Kraken’s Delights, has never gotten a review like this before. He remembers putting together the order, but never expected anything like this. Messages are exchanged and a chance meeting brings these two face to face. mock postcard that reads: Thank you for your purchase! Your purchase helps support a small queer business. We hope you love your new toy and that it brings you joy for many years to come! (pun intended) If you have any questions or problems, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Your order was made by Ed
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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youonlyframetwice.bsky.social
Today's featured contributor is @afinefish.bsky.social! Fish did some lovely pieces of Ed and Applejack having a moment. I think they did an incredible job with the Kevin Bacon of it all, personally.
Ed and Applejack at the bar in the inn. Ed's shrugging Still at the bar. Ed has his arms crossed and Applejack looks apologetic
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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tresdem.bsky.social
#taketwotuesday Will Ye Go, Lassie Go?
archiveofourown.org/works/70433811

Wee John has always stood out. He can't help it. He's a fixture in the docks and market of Belfast, but no one really knows him-- and maybe it'll take leaving home to find himself.

A Wee John exploratory backstory #OFMD
A picture of Wee John with the net over his shoulder from the mouth down. Behind him is a starry sky and the hint of a horizon. It's a night time scene. Will Ye go, Lassie, Go. A Wee John exploratory backstory. by: nocturneequuis.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social
Since my art has been doing a lot more numbers lately. I think I should start selling prints. I think I’ll start with a limited run of these guys because they’re just so darn cute #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
Cutie-fied versions of Ed and Stede passed out next to a triple layer cake with several bites taken out. Their bellies are full and they are covered in frosting, both their belts and buttons are undone. The drawing is colored in in shades of red and gray. In the bottom left corner in red is the artist’s signature “Zepp”
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
I’m going to my in-laws’ which is actually great for a few reasons: they’re pretty cool. No one has horrific political options. They’re feeding us cheese fondue tonight. The wine flows freely and especially the fine vintages over the holidays. (FIL is a wine guy.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Scribbly digital cartoon sketch of season 1 Stede Bonnet wearing his teal suit and cunty little black heels with pink bows. He is reverently holding a tiny model of the Revenge, looking down at it with quiet excitement. There is a splash of pink color behind him setting him apart from the plain white background.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Time to get back to important matters… putting Stede in sexy fits again

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Stede on his knees leaning back . Head wearing a teal blue dress which has the sleeves cut off and a heart shaped window on his chest. The sides of the dress are thigh cut and exposes his bare legs
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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insane-foliage.bsky.social
Thinking again about our boys sharing a bed after that whole 'can we take it slow' conversation

This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.

archiveofourown.org/works/60857908

Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...

#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday
Screenshot of the Summary of "A Long Night" by Temporal_discounting. It reads "Ed and Stede share a bed for the first time since agreeing to take things slow after their moonlight kiss. Easy peasy, pudding and fuckin' pie, right?" Tags for "A Long Night" by Temporal_discounting. It's rated Teen, No Archive Warnings Apply. Relationship is Ed/Stede. Additional tags include: Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, taking it slow era, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Cuddling & Snuggling, Literal Sleeping Together, There Was Only One Bed, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Canon Compliant, Podfic Available
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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denizb33.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday and ficversary day!

Ed cooks and Stede eats. Feelings ensue.

An interlude with the innkeepers.
archiveofourown.org/works/51629131
#OFMDfluffvember
#drabble
#OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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victoriada.bsky.social
For #TakeTwoTuesday I’d like to share my Bar AU, inspired by this pic I stumbled upon and ended up turning into the most unusual meet-cute I’ve ever written.

archiveofourown.org/works/66917431

#OFMDfanfic
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
drcfxtina.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday for Midnights at the Revenge, which I’m rereading to do a final little sequel. Please enjoy some angsty fake dating-to pining while fucking-to exes-to lovers. 🌃

If you’re new to it, the first two parts together are one compete story.

#OFMDfanfic
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 13
Midnights at the Revenge is 147k across both parts, rated E, and features fake dating, sorta enemies to lovers, then exes back to lovers, and all kinds of other craziness. The two existing parts are one complete story - happy ending part 2

archiveofourown.org/series/4082644
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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butterscup95.bsky.social
My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic I’ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. 🐋💙

archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
Title card for After the Fall featuring an image of a whale tail slapping at dawn. Text reads “After the Fall An OFMD Big Bang AU Words by bUtterscUp Art by Bakerbelle and WellSussed”.
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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alyel27.bsky.social
From Our flag means death season 2 finale, Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach holding one another in an embrace on the beach.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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stebedonnet.bsky.social
god I wanna chomp EVERYWHERE so fucking BAD, he has nO IDEA
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM