Juniper 🏴☠️🧜♂️
@gelatinousstand.bsky.social
they/them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Ontologically incomprehensible
Significantly over 18
Gay pirate brain rot
I make stuff sometimes
Banner by @sydmish 💖
Ontologically incomprehensible
Significantly over 18
Gay pirate brain rot
I make stuff sometimes
Banner by @sydmish 💖
Pinned
Blackbeard/vengeful bride of the sea
Photo by @sydmish.bsky.social
Cool epithet by @unadulteratedkr.bsky.social 😌
Photo by @sydmish.bsky.social
Cool epithet by @unadulteratedkr.bsky.social 😌
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Here they are… my sweeties 🥹🥹🥹 first time I’ve ever attempted faces and also the biggest piece I’ve ever done (almost 3 feet wide). I love them SO much 🥰
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Here they are… my sweeties 🥹🥹🥹 first time I’ve ever attempted faces and also the biggest piece I’ve ever done (almost 3 feet wide). I love them SO much 🥰
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Ed seeing Stede for the first time:
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ed seeing Stede for the first time:
My 7th grader’s English language arts teacher just told her that she had chatGPT grade her paper.
When kiddo pointed out chatGPT docked her for not having a comma in a sentence where she did have a comma, the teacher conceded she was right but said that was no reason to review the grade.
😒
When kiddo pointed out chatGPT docked her for not having a comma in a sentence where she did have a comma, the teacher conceded she was right but said that was no reason to review the grade.
😒
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My 7th grader’s English language arts teacher just told her that she had chatGPT grade her paper.
When kiddo pointed out chatGPT docked her for not having a comma in a sentence where she did have a comma, the teacher conceded she was right but said that was no reason to review the grade.
😒
When kiddo pointed out chatGPT docked her for not having a comma in a sentence where she did have a comma, the teacher conceded she was right but said that was no reason to review the grade.
😒
My 7 year old says it’s too hard to go up or down the stairs because the pirate wall is too cool and distracting 😌😌😌 she’s got good taste I think I’ll keep her
(Also look how giant my beach kiss boys are lol)
(Also look how giant my beach kiss boys are lol)
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My 7 year old says it’s too hard to go up or down the stairs because the pirate wall is too cool and distracting 😌😌😌 she’s got good taste I think I’ll keep her
(Also look how giant my beach kiss boys are lol)
(Also look how giant my beach kiss boys are lol)
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I’m doing a print give away in 24 hours to spread holiday cheer thanks to a generous donation! ⛄️
So, comment your favorite moment with your favorite OFMD character and share this post (DO BOTH THINGS) and I’ll add your name to the mix to choose a 5x7 print of art posted on this account.
So, comment your favorite moment with your favorite OFMD character and share this post (DO BOTH THINGS) and I’ll add your name to the mix to choose a 5x7 print of art posted on this account.
December 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m doing a print give away in 24 hours to spread holiday cheer thanks to a generous donation! ⛄️
So, comment your favorite moment with your favorite OFMD character and share this post (DO BOTH THINGS) and I’ll add your name to the mix to choose a 5x7 print of art posted on this account.
So, comment your favorite moment with your favorite OFMD character and share this post (DO BOTH THINGS) and I’ll add your name to the mix to choose a 5x7 print of art posted on this account.
Here they are… my sweeties 🥹🥹🥹 first time I’ve ever attempted faces and also the biggest piece I’ve ever done (almost 3 feet wide). I love them SO much 🥰
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Here they are… my sweeties 🥹🥹🥹 first time I’ve ever attempted faces and also the biggest piece I’ve ever done (almost 3 feet wide). I love them SO much 🥰
I can’t wait to show you my beautiful, MASSIVE boys (almost three fucking feet wide what the fuck was I thinking)
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I can’t wait to show you my beautiful, MASSIVE boys (almost three fucking feet wide what the fuck was I thinking)
Don’t mind if I do
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Don’t mind if I do
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Hi all! Some really very talented pirates have made something special to carry us from now to the new year! Something new drops everyday until Jan 1st.
Check back daily for fic, and art and other goodies! Starting tomorrow Dec 12!
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
Check back daily for fic, and art and other goodies! Starting tomorrow Dec 12!
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
🏴☠️ ADVINT CALINDA 2025
ourflagmeans.gay
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hi all! Some really very talented pirates have made something special to carry us from now to the new year! Something new drops everyday until Jan 1st.
Check back daily for fic, and art and other goodies! Starting tomorrow Dec 12!
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
Check back daily for fic, and art and other goodies! Starting tomorrow Dec 12!
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
I’m not particular at all, I say, as I break out the leather finish to try to dye this cork the precise color of brown I want for Stede’s cabin walls at night
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m not particular at all, I say, as I break out the leather finish to try to dye this cork the precise color of brown I want for Stede’s cabin walls at night
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I eat handsome pirates with marmalade for brekkie 😋
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath
December 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I eat handsome pirates with marmalade for brekkie 😋
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath
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May 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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cw: dying pet
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
My artbook, The World Needs Love Stuff #3, just went up! There's... hold on, there's math involved... 129 pages of artwork, around 300ish individual drawings from the past two years! All for $10! This was done with zero hinges and absolute love.
✨ ko-fi.com/s/b77d17dbb4 ✨
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
✨ ko-fi.com/s/b77d17dbb4 ✨
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
cw: dying pet
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
At GCC this year I met exactly one Lucius and one Stede cosplayer, and they aren’t on here. I also met a fellow Ed’s snake tattoo-ee, whom I forgot to ask about bsky. If you’re here, hi snake buddy!!
It was a good time with my friends but also sad thinking about all the pirates last year 🥲😭😭
It was a good time with my friends but also sad thinking about all the pirates last year 🥲😭😭
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
At GCC this year I met exactly one Lucius and one Stede cosplayer, and they aren’t on here. I also met a fellow Ed’s snake tattoo-ee, whom I forgot to ask about bsky. If you’re here, hi snake buddy!!
It was a good time with my friends but also sad thinking about all the pirates last year 🥲😭😭
It was a good time with my friends but also sad thinking about all the pirates last year 🥲😭😭
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December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I WILL BITE HIM
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I WILL BITE HIM
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🕺🏽✨🍸 #pluribus
Part 2 of my lovely talk with PLURIBUS' @sambaschutte.bsky.social about what he took from his character's name and Mauritanian culture, the difference between working on PLURIBUS and OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, and accidentally embarrassing Vince Gilligan:
"I'm like, 'No, just embrace the compliment!'”
"I'm like, 'No, just embrace the compliment!'”
Pluribus star says his character's secret backstory is hidden in his name
Our Flag Means Death's Samba Schutte explains how he and Vince Gilligan shaped Koumba Diabaté, and explains his radical choices in episode 6, "HDP."
www.polygon.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
🕺🏽✨🍸 #pluribus
For #TakeTwoTuesday, have a look at my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social! It is very silly and fluffy and I will admit with only a LITTLE bit of shame that I reread it to cheer myself up the other day.
Today's the daaaaaaaaay!
Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖
Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖
Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea - Chapter 1 - Juniper (GelatinousStand), pogo - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
For #TakeTwoTuesday, have a look at my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social! It is very silly and fluffy and I will admit with only a LITTLE bit of shame that I reread it to cheer myself up the other day.
I did not get home by midnight but I DID get home after about twelve hours of traveling and now I’m just dealing with the misery of whatever terrible illness I picked up.
Here look at Stede he’s cheering me up
Here look at Stede he’s cheering me up
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I did not get home by midnight but I DID get home after about twelve hours of traveling and now I’m just dealing with the misery of whatever terrible illness I picked up.
Here look at Stede he’s cheering me up
Here look at Stede he’s cheering me up
WE ARE IN THE AIR I REPEAT WE ARE IN THE AIR
I might get home by midnight!! Maybe. Probably not. BUT MAYBE
I might get home by midnight!! Maybe. Probably not. BUT MAYBE
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
WE ARE IN THE AIR I REPEAT WE ARE IN THE AIR
I might get home by midnight!! Maybe. Probably not. BUT MAYBE
I might get home by midnight!! Maybe. Probably not. BUT MAYBE
WE ARE IN THE AIR I REPEAT WE ARE IN THE AIR
I might get home by midnight!! Maybe. Probably not. BUT MAYBE
I might get home by midnight!! Maybe. Probably not. BUT MAYBE
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
WE ARE IN THE AIR I REPEAT WE ARE IN THE AIR
I might get home by midnight!! Maybe. Probably not. BUT MAYBE
I might get home by midnight!! Maybe. Probably not. BUT MAYBE
We’re into hour four of my plane being grounded. Taking bets on if I make it home before morning (it’s 9:35pm right now). They’re currently refueling us because we’ve been using it all on sitting here on the runway 😂
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We’re into hour four of my plane being grounded. Taking bets on if I make it home before morning (it’s 9:35pm right now). They’re currently refueling us because we’ve been using it all on sitting here on the runway 😂