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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️
@gelatinousstand.bsky.social
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · Dec 7
Folks I did something deeply unhinged today #ofmd
Selfie of person dressed as Lucius’s sketch of Blackbeard as a flower with Nathan Foad Lucius’s drawing of Ed as a flower
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 10h
He simply cannot let such slander pass 😤😤
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 10h
Rysiuuuu they’re perfect
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 10h
And a very happy birthday to pirate dad @david-jenkins.bsky.social
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 10h
A teeny tiny #WIPWednesday from my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social, No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff’s Inn on the Sea. Unfortunately shenanigans just seem to keep happening 😌
This is kinda fun, actually,” he says. “I wonder how long you could hold out if I started talking bullshit. Books are super boring. Trains are the worst way to travel. Floral scents are overpowering.” Stede actually opens his mouth at that one, but manages to keep any sound from escaping. “Clothing should be strictly utilitarian.” “Excuse you!”
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 16h
Instagram sounds correct
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 18h
So lovely 🥹
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 18h
Would love to see if you wanna share!!
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 18h
I always feel this way at any new shop! For some reason they’re terrifying!!
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 21h
I feel like it’s not only ok but essential
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 21h
Mutually beneficial using each other 😌
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 21h
It brings me so much joy. The lore is too wild to be believed. And yet.
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 22h
Big Kentucky claims another victim 😔
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 22h
All of the things shaped like Kentucky! The magnets. The pillows. The rugs.

They keep giving my spouse Kentucky shaped shit and they’re just like ????? help
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 22h
And the red silk is his heart, so……

😩😭
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 22h
Every second of every day tbh
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 22h
My in laws are KY folks and loud about it and this is so accurate
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 22h
I feel like people who write those reviews expect caves to be like in movies. Mammoth Cave is awesome.
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 23h
Also came to say this exact thing hahahaha
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 23h
Also the fact that south Florida (where I now live) is classified with the Caribbean instead of with the rest of Florida is stunningly accurate.
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 23h
Same. 😔✊
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 23h
OKAY SAMM 👀👀👀
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 23h
YES 😆
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 1d
The Elmo fire meme but it’s Ed
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 1d
I feel like this might cure me actually?
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 1d
It truly was. The live tweeting was such a highlight.
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