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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️
@gelatinousstand.bsky.social
they/them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Ontologically incomprehensible
Significantly over 18
Gay pirate brain rot
I make stuff sometimes
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Amazing! I have no idea how I came into possession of it since I don’t tumblr but fantastic to have a source, thank you 💖
December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s scary to throw stuff out there!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
They deserve it!! (And so do you and so do we!!)
December 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Aw wedding ring. 🥹🥹🥹
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You’re all beautiful loves and I adore you
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is fucking hilarious, you two knocked it out of the park.
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh my god the back tattoo. This is incredible
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Gentlebead lmao
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ohhhh look at them 🥺
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oh they’re so lovely!! I think I want some Ed stars someday but I’m not sure where. Also I worry about how many OFMD tattoos is too many OFMD tattoos. But perhaps the limit does not exist.
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sorry kid the hallucinating plagiarism machine says you have run on sentences so you do! I don’t make the rules!

(We, librarian and English professor, checked for run on sentences and there were none.)
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My rage is incandescent tbh
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
🙃 we don’t question the AI overlords I guess

AN ENGLISH TEACHER. Of all things.
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh, you better believe it.

Unfortunately I don’t believe I’ll have any luck — I am fairly certain the district will ultimately back the teacher — but I’m starting with a strongly worded email to the teacher tomorrow and we’ll go from there.
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I AM SO MAD I’M ALMOST CRYING LOL
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She gets perfect grades almost every time and ChatGPT gave her a D lmao

Like I’m a librarian married to an English professor, we both looked at it and it is not a D paper for a 12 year old 😂

Again couldn’t care less about the grade, care a lot about crushed kiddo who no longer trusts her teachers
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We’re in the bad place 😭😭😭
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM