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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
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Egyptologist ⛏writer ✍️ archaeogamer 🎮 39 👵🏻 OFMD 🏴‍☠️
- Egyptian OFMD art & essays
- Please Let Me Hold You 🌵🦉

🔗: https://www.brianacjackson.com/biolinks
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I have finally finished the Orgasms Papyrus, inspired by a real ancient Egyptian one! Here's a video; the music track is called "The Pharaoh is Coming" (thought it appropriate). If printed, the papyrus would be 14 feet long. More info to follow. #OFMD #OFMDnsfw
Oh god 😂 Guess I’m dying, then.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
✨Happy Tuesday, fluffy crew! Today's #OFMDfluffvember Niche prompt is: Special Interest (I think we can all relate to this one, right?). Feel free to share your works, ideas, headcanons and beyond! ✨
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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#TakeTwoTuesday for Midnights at the Revenge, which I’m rereading to do a final little sequel. Please enjoy some angsty fake dating-to pining while fucking-to exes-to lovers. 🌃

If you’re new to it, the first two parts together are one compete story.

#OFMDfanfic
Midnights at the Revenge is 147k across both parts, rated E, and features fake dating, sorta enemies to lovers, then exes back to lovers, and all kinds of other craziness. The two existing parts are one complete story - happy ending part 2

archiveofourown.org/series/4082644
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I told my mom I want to make my own jeans and asked if she could teach me to use her 35 year old sewing machine. Instead she got me a new one and a craft table to go with it 😱🤯 So I guess I have to sew more than just jeans now 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Y’all, Ed ended up looking like a snack and a half in this drawing I did for @ladypenni.bsky.social

I basically need her to stand over my shoulder every time I draw Ed because 😮‍💨

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Victor Frankenstein, before blaming his creature for Elizabeth's death
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#frankenstein #fanart
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The other day, the gc brought up "gray sweatpants season," and I was reminded of the early chapters of Please Let Me Hold You when Ed wears gray sweatpants on his livestream and Stede experiments with the eggplant emoji... #ofmd #ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/606381...
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Progress on sweater #2! I can’t wait to see the wool magic that supposedly happens when you block it and all those weird bits where the increases happened stop being weird. I hope that’s not a myth! The wool claims to be worsted. It is not. So I went up a couple sizes in the pattern to accommodate
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I was a children’s library assistant w/ full time & benefits, 3 courses away from a BA in French. I took an elective on ancient Egyptian literature & during the lecture on Ma’at I had this fated feeling I was going to be an Egyptologist. Had no idea what that meant….
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Thank you to over 115 of you from all over the World for joining me today as we baked profiteroles to benefit Feeding America! Thank you @charliecapen.bsky.social for putting this together. So grateful for you all! Truly the best fans ever. Bon appetit and happy holidays!❤️🏴‍☠️🙏🏾
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh we’re doing cute ones now?

Continue the cute selfie train if you wish.

Lemme see if I have any that I qualify as cute 🤔. This one is cute because of Mewatalli (the cat). He elevates the cuteness of everything.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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If you buy anything from my Etsy in the next few days I’ll pop in a free mini print 💖

www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Pira...
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I can’t fully introduce myself 😭 because I’ve only been to one lowkey, calm sit-down concert (Loreena McKennitt). Unless the Philharmonic counts?
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you’ve seen:

AC/DC
Avett Brothers
Radio Company
Mumford and Sons
Metallica

(This was kind of iffy just because I’m not counting festivals and some of these are on repeat. 4 and 5 times for a couple of them. 😅)
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:

Paul McCartney
Bob Dylan
Robert Plant and Alison Krauss
Cage the Elephant
The Black Keys
Muse
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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i cant hear what they are talking about but boy am i seated

#myart #rhyikaverse #smoochie
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
See my profile picture. IMO 😂😎✌️
Reskeet w/a time you looked cool

Always and forever. The coolest bunch.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Um hey @thatmothra.bsky.social this is our caveman boys!!!

Except they haven’t kissed yet 😂

But almost!

Check out the latest chapter of our #OFMD caveman AU here: archiveofourown.org/works/672124...

#ofmdfic
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Omg it’s here!!! Perfect for storing all my new yarn. When I finally got employed a couple weeks ago, I treated myself to this tote bag. Thank you @sambaschutte.bsky.social! Sadly I can’t attend the baking class, but I’m glad I was able to contribute by ordering this! 🤩
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Egyptian OFMD cards and their boxes have been sent to the printer!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I had to start over because I forgot to change needles and I misunderstood the instructions about when to make the 3rd increase 😂😂😂 One day o will have this sweater…
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This book is Izzy-coded #OFMD
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I finally shelved some kids books about ancient Egypt and curiosity led me to glance through them. There was a lot of frowning involved and thoughts of “Well I definitely don’t agree with THAT.” 😂
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So, I put it into my mind to make my own clothes after being extremely disappointed by the trash bags that qualify as clothes in stores. I asked my mom to teach me to use her sewing machine from like 1992. Instead she bought a new one and now I’m like…well I guess I’ll be sewing a lot now 😂
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
New stickers arrived!!! #OFMD logo in ancient Egyptian language & hieroglyphs & Egyptological transliteration ❤️ People who pre-order a deck of cards (linked below) will receive one of these. One day left to pre-order!!

ko-fi.com/s/ecd46d6be8
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM