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SoupBeech
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Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.
Aluminum pans being v. Ed-coded this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Thinking back on all of my serious youthful crushes. My celebrity obsessions, as it were. And… you know what - a lot of things make a lot of sense.

I’ve been training for Edward Teach my whole life, and finally hit the precipice.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Turns out my pre-holiday breakdowns are looking a lot like driving down the highway shouting along with Meat Loaf songs.

Which is a lot more satisfying than they used to be. Gives me a lot of hope about any future mid-life crises.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Am I a Nicki FANNN??

I have gone so deep in the trenches, I followed this hoodie. From its inception into the wardrobe to what would be eventual semi-retirement having become a vestie. It is now a sleeveless entity, but still just as foine as ever when draped across those shoulders.

#TaikaTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This photo is so… golly gee willikers I love it so much. The backwards hat KEEPS me over a barrel.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Happy Tit… I mean #TaikaTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Amirite? 🫦
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Sometimes I think about the night after 🌕 “you wear fine things well”.

Did Edward find himself alone, gently cradling Stede’s purple coat, lightly tracing the embroidered details with the tips of his fingers? Did he carefully fold each item as he contemplated the feelings washing over him?
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Every time I have to speak with a representative about something important it suddenly turns into me trying to have a conversation with Amelia Bedelia’s ignorant ass.

Hanging on by a slim and frayed thread.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This gives me the zoomies.
Look at his haiiirrrrr. His profile. His all of it!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Doing the selfie checkpoint thing BUT I’m not quoting anyone because I won’t be hijacking their joy with a whiny post. 😂 This is a selfie from 3 years ago because I’ve changed dramatically since then and haven’t felt comfortable with my looks since.

Womp wooommmmmp.

Anyway. Look! I WAS cute. 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Trying to convince myself I’m still cool as I’m on my hands and knees, deep cleaning my bathrooms with a steamer.

Billy Idol probably has a really badass song about this, probably.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So there’s a man on TikTok selling a seaworthy pirate ship for 1.3 mil.

Stay with me here…
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Stede has these in his quarters. 😌
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don’t think the folks at Webster OR Oxford have a proper set of terms to describe the willingness ~ deep ~ in my bones to consent to a WIDE VARIETY of activities with regard to the below individual.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you’ve seen:

AC/DC
Avett Brothers
Radio Company
Mumford and Sons
Metallica

(This was kind of iffy just because I’m not counting festivals and some of these are on repeat. 4 and 5 times for a couple of them. 😅)
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:

Paul McCartney
Bob Dylan
Robert Plant and Alison Krauss
Cage the Elephant
The Black Keys
Muse
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen

Stardew Valley Orchestra
Panic! At the Disco
KISS
Paramore
NSYNC

I do not go to concerts often, most of these are 10+ years ago LOL
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Unpopular opinion warning:

I’ve always heard Fang saying -

“You and me? We’re square.”

Despite what the captions say, I always heard his accent saying square. Especially because “we’re square” is a known saying for “we’ve resolved our differences and we’re cool again”.

Sorry.
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I'm all ever the place tonight, but this one is so wonderful. Taika's mother was interviewed after an awards ceremony, and listening to her speak about him makes me smile so big every time. This is a very special clip, I think.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Season 3. Reconciliation.
There has been a rift of some kind. We are shown flashbacks of relationship moments. Kisses. Fights. Crying. Love. Long looks into each other’s eyes. A cheek caress. An empty chair. An empty bed. Flowers. A discarded robe.

This song.

The reprise: a bed again - occupied.
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
When you see them compared with the average human iris, you become fully aware that he is, indeed, Fae. And they are not eyes, but Portals to another - more Magic - world.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Due to the choice of episode (the pilot) Taika is eligible for Series, Writing (along with Jemaine) and Directing. Ra Vincent is up for the Art Direction and our Beloved Nancy Hennah-Vincent for Hairstyling/Makeup. It’s a family affair for us all. 🥹🥰
Outstanding Young Teen Series
Outstanding Lead Performer (Lisa K)
Outstanding Writing
Outstanding Directing
Outstanding Art Direction
Outstanding Hairstyling/Makeup
Outstanding Visual Effects
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Time Bandits Emmy noms - 7 🙌🏼
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
For the uninitiated: right after Izzy says "Congratulations", we hear the opening of this pipe organ music, commonly found in churches and used during certain ceremonies.
The camera pans over to reveal the tray sitting on - yep. A light blue fabric with white lace trim.
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
[steeples fingers. deep breath in. closes eyes. deep breath out.]

Okay.
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wish I could just hook up a siphon to the old bird app and keep everything I put on there. I had some good shit on that TL that I've almost forgotten about.
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM