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SoupBeech
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Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.
Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"But that it first imprints the air; for soul into soul may flow,”

From “The Ecstacy” by John Donne. Book is ‘A Treasury of Classic Poetry’
Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"In a dilapidated Boston rocker sat a plump little woman."

A wrinkle in time, by Madeleine L'engle (my fave book is never far away)
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"I was under water; there was roaring in my ears, pain in my lungs, and terror in my heart."
(From the Depths and Other Strange Tales of the Sea - edited by Mike Ashley)
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
His pretty shoes 🥹🥹🥹
January 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Like… are you JOKING??

Look at them.
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Just reminding everyone that this cute little ear has freckles on it.

As you were.
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I just think he’s neat.
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I just heard the phrase

“cruisin’ for a bruisin’”

and my brain immediately supplied

“yearnin’ for a spermin’”.

In case you’re wondering if I’m still the same person as I was earlier. Turns out yes.
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Hope my sugar boy is doing a Super Bowl commercial this year.

Why? Because that means BTS which means new thinnnnngggs.

(He was on the street a while back with people in roller skates and costumes. I HAVE to assume…)
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Looking over really old screenshots from my OWN PROFILE at the other place and I realize that I may need to calm down. #TaikaTuesday

(I will not.)
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Pssst. OFMD artists? Here's a #TaikaTuesday piece of love for YOU.
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Enjoy one of the snippets that I did NOT have enough time to include in my soundbyte video from the other day.
#TaikaTuesday.

(But it belongs there.)
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
You ever love somebody so much it makes you feel aggressive and you kind of hulk out for a second?

Anyway, if I ever get to meet him in person, you can be assured I will spend my time exactly like this; reminding him that he is beloved and thirsted after.
#TaikaTuesday
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by SoupBeech
mining for creative inspiration until it kills me 💀
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That Frenchie played while he was aboard
A fancy ship owned by a brand new pirate
It sounds quite nice, so he said it twice
Before giving some sage advice -
See that cat? It shows you Our Flag Means Death

Our Flag Means Death x4
January 20, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Narrator: As it turns out, the "young boys"* in question couldn't handle it.

*whiny ass adult men
January 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
My kid was assigned a timed breakdown of Poe’s “The Cask of Amontillado” in her honors English class. Luckily, I’m her mother and she’d seen Vincent Price’s version of this *years* ago. 😅😅

Being a weirdo never suffers from diminishing returns, and that’s the sole lesson I’m leaving these kids.
January 19, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I love this photograph. He’s so beautiful.
January 18, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I have a LOT of favorite OFMD interviews. But I think this one is definitely in the top 5. Love Ra's work so much, and there's a lot of lovely discussion and detail in this.

(Not to mention selfishly enjoying hearing T say "Stede Bonnet" again).

deadline.com/video/taika-...
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In what little sleep I was able to wrangle, I had a dream that HB*M*x (derogatory) got their hands on an OFMD fic, flipped it into a show and gave it a 3 season contract.

Needless to say, I woke up with my eyebrows on fire and my fists clenched.
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This is what I assume will eventually happen to me.
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
He's stopped telling them like this, so now I have taken on the responsibility.

@ Media: Contact me for a complete run-down. Or just scroll my feed. That should get you some basic information.
January 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Reposted by SoupBeech
Taranaki Maunga on New Zealand’s North Island was granted legal personhood. By treating the mountain as a living legal entity, it now holds rights to protection, preservation, and the ability to initiate legal action. buff.ly/gMsVXRW
#ShareGoodNewsToo
buff.ly
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My quadruple-decade ass watching Labyrinth again after being up all night? More likely than you might think.
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Sound design is beautiful and wonderful and all of the things.
But voice isolation is also a thing that makes me feel strong feelings.

🔊He's jealous...
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I love this article and I love how much this man loves scrambled eggs.

(I don’t think you realize how much he loves scrambled eggs. It’s a lot. 🍳 )

www.metromag.co.nz/food/food-et...
Metro — Recipe: Taika Waititi's Egg Saga
www.metromag.co.nz
January 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Cracks me up that there are thousands of people trying to trap and purchase followers. Meanwhile a lot of us are over here recoiling at a single interaction from someone who doesn’t have a pirate PFP or bio.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM