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SoupBeech

@soupbeech.bsky.social

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Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I think we were all fooled in the beginning.

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Hilarious to me that this is coming from a geezer dressed like Run-DMC Richard Petty. Pick a lane you rancid ass raisin, before you start commenting on personal expression. What a turd.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

I cannot express how beautiful this person is. Like I legitimately don’t have enough words, and BROTHER???? I HAVE A LOT OF WORDS.

Ann 🐙🧜🏼‍♂️💜 @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 1d

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#edwardteach #ofmd

A photo screencap edit of Edward Teach in Our flag means death episode S02E07, man on fire. During his conflict with Stede :( himb pretty

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Yeahhhh it’s not the best feeling is it?

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

EXACTLY THIS

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Cut to me, with a shock collar and an invisible fence. Barking.

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Like… I’m just supposed to abide this in silence??? With grace??? What, am I made of cold steel?????

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

He would tell you it smells fantastic, and probably have no less than two examples of things in particular

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

I DO TOOOO

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Quick Question:

Can I please just bury my face in the top of this fluffy hair as though I’m sniffing a bouquet of flowers?

Thanks in advance

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Dropping in for the routine reminder that Lucius saved the day SEVERAL times for literally everyone in the show. 😌

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Photoshopped image of a screencap from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is standing on the rocks after throwing a message in a bottle into the sea with a slight smile on his face. To his right, a transparent image of Ed glancing toward Stede is visible like a ghost. In the bottom right corner, text reads: Never Left

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Just read about France being so pissy about Matelotage that they shipped women to worldwide ports to break it up. But it backfired and just resulted in threesomes instead.

So if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go to sleep immediately to put this to dream use if possible.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

“But Soup, you just need to stick with it! You can do it! Nobody starts with perfection! It takes years to get there, but it’s possible.”

Let me stop you right there.

Have we met? Have you heard of ADHD? Or RSD? Or Geminis?

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Legitimately, the amount of abandoned “hobbies” and “skills” I have at my disposal is impressive, even if the actual talent regarding any of those hobbies is negligible. I didn’t even mention the piano, the guitar, the violin, or - wait for it - clogging and tap.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

I can speak to a 3-year-old in 5 languages, paint a little, write a little, weld a little, crochet a little, quilt a bit, sew a dress if it doesn’t have to be looked at too closely, bake a bit, floral design well enough for the 90’s, mediocre woodworking, develop my own film, screen printing sort of

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

“I have been doing [x thing] for 6+ months and I’m never going to be good at it; I think it’s time to give up now.”

See, 👆🏼this is why I can half-ass a hundred different things, yet can whole-ass nothing.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

😍😍😍😍

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

It appears to be the only time my brain works anyway.

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

Yep, that’s right. I’m sitting up at 2:30 in the morning thinking about all the lives I’ve lived. 😅 You’re welcome.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 1d

As many reasons as I have for feeling 👎🏼 about my age, being old enough to have gone - in costume - to a local niche theater for midnight showings of Rocky Horror is pretty rad.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 2d

He could finally get a gang together permanently

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 2d

This specific chest hair shot gives me enough jet fuel to hover 3 feet off the ground for an extended period of time

Jai🦇♥️🐺 @vvdssh.bsky.social · 6d

Vianton Nation, I don't think we discuss Viago's leather phase enough

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 2d

Let it be known that I had this just open on the screen for an indeterminate amount of time before I gathered the wherewithal to type anything.

I bet this is exactl

[sound of breath whooshing from an overwhelmed human frame]
Okay. This is a screenshot from an Instagram video where a Christmas cocktail is being created. We see a bottle of cranberry juice being turned upside down into a giant glass vase. On the side of that vase, Taika Waititi has entered into frame and is pressing his tongue against the rim … hold on … just give me a second … against the rim of the glass. His eyes are focused down on the spout… hnnng.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 3d

Oh they most certainly are, and they provide me with what I need. 😉