SoupBeech
@soupbeech.bsky.social
Your loving and ever-pleonastic T-Bone Thirst Account and Twitter expat. I am GOING to use foul language and mature themes, so be aware of the NSFWness.
I cannot express how important it is that you DO NOT listen to this. I am posting it at 4 am so that you don't.
I repeat. DO NOT.
Not even with headphones. In the dark.
Don't do it.
I repeat. DO NOT.
Not even with headphones. In the dark.
Don't do it.
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I cannot express how important it is that you DO NOT listen to this. I am posting it at 4 am so that you don't.
I repeat. DO NOT.
Not even with headphones. In the dark.
Don't do it.
I repeat. DO NOT.
Not even with headphones. In the dark.
Don't do it.
Beautiful bright eyes. 🥹🥹🥰
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Beautiful bright eyes. 🥹🥹🥰
This man is bound and determined to give me some kind of Doctor kink this year, isn’t he?
January 29, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This man is bound and determined to give me some kind of Doctor kink this year, isn’t he?
Just a single bite. Nay, a nibble. In the rib meat. Let me just smush my face right there for 3 seconds. 4 maybe, because you're a humanitarian.
January 29, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Just a single bite. Nay, a nibble. In the rib meat. Let me just smush my face right there for 3 seconds. 4 maybe, because you're a humanitarian.
From 2001, when Jemaine and Taika performed with the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra in a performance of Stravinsky's "A Soldier's Tale", or as it was reimagined - "Elvis and the Devil". Taika plays a soldier coming back from war, and Jemaine is the aforementioned Devil.
January 28, 2026 at 9:48 PM
From 2001, when Jemaine and Taika performed with the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra in a performance of Stravinsky's "A Soldier's Tale", or as it was reimagined - "Elvis and the Devil". Taika plays a soldier coming back from war, and Jemaine is the aforementioned Devil.
Every now and then I trawl my archives looking for things I haven't posted before. This one seems to fit the bill.
How about some combo Mads/Taika? Taika directed a season of Super City. 🥰
How about some combo Mads/Taika? Taika directed a season of Super City. 🥰
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Every now and then I trawl my archives looking for things I haven't posted before. This one seems to fit the bill.
How about some combo Mads/Taika? Taika directed a season of Super City. 🥰
How about some combo Mads/Taika? Taika directed a season of Super City. 🥰
The defense mechanism of dissociation has become my neutral state. I don’t know if you ever saw Rango, but Beans’ glitch really knew what was up after all.
*slaps midsection*
I can fit so much cortisol in this baby.
*slaps midsection*
I can fit so much cortisol in this baby.
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 AM
The defense mechanism of dissociation has become my neutral state. I don’t know if you ever saw Rango, but Beans’ glitch really knew what was up after all.
*slaps midsection*
I can fit so much cortisol in this baby.
*slaps midsection*
I can fit so much cortisol in this baby.
obviously this is just the first thing that popped up when I googled, but it’s an example of the kind of thing I mean. I think something like this would be so cool in that spot with the stone if you found a print you liked.
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 AM
obviously this is just the first thing that popped up when I googled, but it’s an example of the kind of thing I mean. I think something like this would be so cool in that spot with the stone if you found a print you liked.
*shrieking* And this.
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
*shrieking* And this.
We’re getting back to this hair length and I could not be more excited about it, let me tell you.
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
We’re getting back to this hair length and I could not be more excited about it, let me tell you.
And honestly… werk.
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
And honestly… werk.
I went and got us some Zaxby’s because we’ve clearly BOTH had a helluva time.
Well… the three of us. There’s a PARTNER GULL.
“I’ve some good news, Livie. We have grub.”
Well… the three of us. There’s a PARTNER GULL.
“I’ve some good news, Livie. We have grub.”
January 27, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I went and got us some Zaxby’s because we’ve clearly BOTH had a helluva time.
Well… the three of us. There’s a PARTNER GULL.
“I’ve some good news, Livie. We have grub.”
Well… the three of us. There’s a PARTNER GULL.
“I’ve some good news, Livie. We have grub.”
It actually opens up into a much larger scene, and it's gorgeous. But I don't have the best quality one nearby right this second. The detail is nuts when you can really get in there and look at it.
January 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
It actually opens up into a much larger scene, and it's gorgeous. But I don't have the best quality one nearby right this second. The detail is nuts when you can really get in there and look at it.
Some people can do everything.
#TaikaTuesday
#TaikaTuesday
January 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Some people can do everything.
#TaikaTuesday
#TaikaTuesday
On a side note, I ran these videos through the denoise tool so many times I thought it was going to explode, but listen... I was trying to get a better view of those pants. Sue me.
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
On a side note, I ran these videos through the denoise tool so many times I thought it was going to explode, but listen... I was trying to get a better view of those pants. Sue me.
Is this the man you-
YES. YES, IT IS. What about it?????
(Onstage from 2002 "Deep" - 5 Minute Call Short.)
He was 27 here. 🥰
YES. YES, IT IS. What about it?????
(Onstage from 2002 "Deep" - 5 Minute Call Short.)
He was 27 here. 🥰
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Is this the man you-
YES. YES, IT IS. What about it?????
(Onstage from 2002 "Deep" - 5 Minute Call Short.)
He was 27 here. 🥰
YES. YES, IT IS. What about it?????
(Onstage from 2002 "Deep" - 5 Minute Call Short.)
He was 27 here. 🥰
Happy #TaikaTuesday to all the things we're not here to talk about.
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Happy #TaikaTuesday to all the things we're not here to talk about.
Mar/vel bros every time Taika has an interview:
January 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Mar/vel bros every time Taika has an interview:
I’m trying to be unapologetically and distractedly thirsty, sir, please do not also pull at my heartstrings with kindness and integrity.
www.instagram.com/reel/DT7-_RN...
www.instagram.com/reel/DT7-_RN...
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I’m trying to be unapologetically and distractedly thirsty, sir, please do not also pull at my heartstrings with kindness and integrity.
www.instagram.com/reel/DT7-_RN...
www.instagram.com/reel/DT7-_RN...
Certainly!!!! It's even more damaging in full!!
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Certainly!!!! It's even more damaging in full!!
His absolute REFUSAL to prepare for literally any speech is so special to me.
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
His absolute REFUSAL to prepare for literally any speech is so special to me.