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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦

@drosgood.bsky.social

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Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.

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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 15h

Yes.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 15h

Some people resent being hollowed out and having a light shined up their ass is all.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 15h

He's already shown himself livid at what the administration has been doing--there's hope for a great decision.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 22h

A sicker shade of jaundice.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 22h

How do you get a handcuff or ziptie around an inflatable wrist?

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 22h

O, Candia!

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 23h

How many more years did he have to serve? Because this seems like an escape.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

The bags I never forget to return to the car so they're never with me? I got a laundry room shelf full of them.

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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

I live in a truly blessed neighborhood--close to a Trader Joes with a surface parking lot.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Last time they did this we had to build them a new stadium.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Link

a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with a sign that says ' stv ' on it

Alt: Link Hogthrob, muppet lead in Pigs in Space.

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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

I invoke the MTSW principle.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

They did not mention a stellar headology report. 🤔

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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Betty Croaker?

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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

The President’s body continues to function nominally.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

I see he found a use for the extra dalmatian.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Why did they need to do advanced imaging?

Subtle innuendo follows: must be something inside.

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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Who are these ultraviolent bloodthirsty milkshake moms? Are they here with you right now?

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

#5 will shock you!

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll read it in a sec, but 1) should be: resign.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

That's not Portland--that's clearly Baghdad.

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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Double hulls and watertight bulkheads don't do anything when you leave all the portholes open for ventilation.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Antifaj!

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Masking the old ultraviolence, you say?

Scene from Clockwork Orange with Live, Laugh, Love in the background.

Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d

Who’s the big-breasted lioness?