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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦
@drosgood.bsky.social
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Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 11h
Yes.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 12h
Some people resent being hollowed out and having a light shined up their ass is all.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 12h
He's already shown himself livid at what the administration has been doing--there's hope for a great decision.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 18h
A sicker shade of jaundice.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 19h
How do you get a handcuff or ziptie around an inflatable wrist?
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 19h
O, Candia!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 19h
How many more years did he have to serve? Because this seems like an escape.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 20h
The bags I never forget to return to the car so they're never with me? I got a laundry room shelf full of them.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 20h
I live in a truly blessed neighborhood--close to a Trader Joes with a surface parking lot.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Last time they did this we had to build them a new stadium.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Link
a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with a sign that says ' stv ' on it
Alt: Link Hogthrob, muppet lead in Pigs in Space.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
I invoke the MTSW principle.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
They did not mention a stellar headology report. 🤔
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Betty Croaker?
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
The President’s body continues to function nominally.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
I see he found a use for the extra dalmatian.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Why did they need to do advanced imaging?

Subtle innuendo follows: must be something inside.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Who are these ultraviolent bloodthirsty milkshake moms? Are they here with you right now?
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
#5 will shock you!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
I’ll read it in a sec, but 1) should be: resign.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
That's not Portland--that's clearly Baghdad.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Double hulls and watertight bulkheads don't do anything when you leave all the portholes open for ventilation.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Antifaj!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Masking the old ultraviolence, you say?
Scene from Clockwork Orange with Live, Laugh, Love in the background.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 1d
Who’s the big-breasted lioness?