💉Josh Rubin, MD
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Anesthesiologist, father of 5 gingers. Correlation ≠ causation. Please don’t attempt to give anesthesia based on my posts, it likely won’t go well. Maine 🦞—> NJ 🏖️ #MedSky #AnSky #MedTwitter Red Sox/Patriots @DrSandman11 on other platforms 💉
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It began with the forging of the Great Rings.

Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, fairest of all beings.
Three Elven rings: cardiothoracic surgery, neurosurgery and surgical oncology
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Maybe they can both play the Blue Jays
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Several of these extra innings could have been emails
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They’ve given up even listing his height and weight
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Trump won the Nobel Piece (of) Pies
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Well then you’ve only had inferior bagels
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I’ve been reading EKGs since 2003

Never been able to tell the age of someone just by looking at it

#justsaying #thathesfullofshit
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Many people in the replies describe sandwiches
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The ECG thing literally makes no sense
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No no, one half on top, one half on bottom
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Everything bagel scooped, tuna salad, lettuce, tomato, red onion, spicy mustard, cheddar cheese
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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“Carpet-bomb Norway with ketchup”