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💉Josh Rubin, MD
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Anesthesiologist, father of 5 gingers. Correlation ≠ causation. Please don’t attempt to give anesthesia based on my posts, it likely won’t go well.

Maine 🦞—> NJ 🏖️

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It began with the forging of the Great Rings.

Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, fairest of all beings.
For Thanksgiving this year,
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is extremely correct
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
First let me say what’s most important -- fuck Bill Cassidy
TAPPER: Dr Cassidy, RFK Jr lied to you

CASSIDY: First let me say what's most important -- vaccines are safe.
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
So, Bezos
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Once again asking what the fuck is wrong with Cheryl Hines
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
What a terrible week to learn how to read
i can't believe the capstone to this fucking week in american politics is ryan lizza dishing/implying that RFK jr ate his own cum out of olivia nuzzi
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Next do Boebert
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Don’t let the space laser hit you on the way out 👋
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.

Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
For Rocco
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Quite the coincidence, I’m getting an autism tattoo today
The CDC website now disseminates disinformation about vaccines, claiming erroneously that infant vaccines might cause autism, when we know conclusively that they do not. It is difficult to overstate just how dangerous this is. www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safe...
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Once again, fuck Bill Cassidy
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM, YOU FLAMING SHITBIRDS.

WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
And it’s tomorrow!
Next tattoo booked ✅
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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This is the only Keith Olbermann related thing I ever want to think about.
Countdown with Keith Olbermann - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
He did it all for the Nuzzi
(Come on) the Nuzzi
(Come on) so you can take that RFK
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your

(I’m so sorry)
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I have 3 daughters, currently aged 16, 14 and 8.

They are ALL children.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Maybe tomorrow?
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“I did not have sexual relations with that man. William Clinton.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Which part of your body did you stick in the machine
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM