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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 6h

Getting boat-raced by Iowa should be impossible.

Like: the Iowa-ness of Iowa should prevent it, no matter what team you're fielding.

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 7h

This is, what, our fifth chaos week already this CFB season?

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 8h

A+ for giving TayJay a team entrance video and music

Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 8h

Willow cutting a promo from inside the jaguar mouth was perfect

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 8h

So are you ready to apologize to the people you mocked and insulted for months when they told you that this was all obviously coming a year ago, or nah?

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 3d

I spent more than a decade at The Post. It was good to me and I was proud to work there. I’ve largely refrained from being critical since I left. But this framing of the special counsel probe is embarrassing and flatly wrong. Stunning, but not. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Opinion | Jack Smith’s lawfare and James Comey’s arraignment on pathetically weak charges

Good people will be deterred from public service if they see a meaningful risk of winding up in jail afterward.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 10h

Would you like to read a 70+ post thread about the current men's world champion's 6 year story arc in AEW?

Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 20d

THE STORY OF HANGMAN ADAM PAGE, NATIVE PLANT LOVER AND AEW'S MAIN CHARACTER

We begin, as we often do, with a web-show started by a group of friends as a travel-vlog.

"Being The Elite", said web-show, gains popularity, which in turn increases the popularity of its already famous stars.

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 20h

WWE's biggest problem is that there's been basically no turnover in the main event or even the upper mid-card in years. So everyone who comes up from NXT either gets shoved into the tag division or just serves as a bottom feeder.

Hell, look at what happened with MCMG

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RealTaz @realtaz.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks brother!
Btw…I’m on here now.
BlueSky Jones.

Excalibur @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social · 1d

If you told me 10 years ago that I would be having a play-by-play conversation about the ALDS Game 5 in the 15th inning with my good friend Taz I would have said you are completely out of your mind. But here we are.

Get well soon, Taz.

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

I was commenting more on why the early polling looked weird, not necessarily that NJ and Tennessee were true inverses of each other.

Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think it was ever feasible.

I think this is like a decade ago when early polls had Bredesen winning the Tennessee Senate seat like 45 to 40 with a ton of undecideds, and then he ended up losing like 55-45.

It was just that all the undecideds hadn't come home yet and there were tons of them

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

The bonus stupid thing about Nicole Cliffe was that she didn't even publicly talk about the Pete donation.

Someone was trawling through his monthly donation report and saw her name, and started a harassment campaign against her over it.

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

No, but I think I know the one you're talking about.

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

It's much shorter(only like 4 posts). Starts here:

Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 20d

It's weird to explain this to non-wrestling fans, but:

Right now in the US, there are two national pro wrestling companies, and the publicly traded one is bear-hugging Trump, while the one that is independently owned by a single billionaire nepo baby is frequently gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 20d

pro wrestling with loose christian aesthetics

Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to assume that if you didn't see that thread, it means you ALSO didn't see the mini thread about AEW being extremely gay a lot of the time and how great Toni Storm is, right?

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

Clara, you should probably look at the post I have pinned to my profile

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

Someone should write a really long thread about his arc in AEW.

All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 1d

AEW World Champion @hangmanpage.bsky.social has been here since day one and has one hell of a resume!

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

Always weird when it's not even 2pm yet on a Friday, but all my work is done, and I'm not sure how much I want or need to continue to be at my desk

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

"Nicole Cliffe made a donation to Pete Buttigieg, even though she didn't support him as a candidate, because he personally stopped her from being sexually assaulted when they were in college," led to her getting harassed off of Twitter

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 1d

"FROGS TOGETHER STRONG" is magnificent.

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 2d

He was like the third most popular guy in the Avengers at any given time, who were like the 2nd or 3rd most popular Marvel team.

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !

ALT: a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !

media.tenor.com

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 2d

So many!

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 2d

Better than he was made to look last week, though in defense, that was against the incredible, vaunted defense of the.....New Orleans Saints

Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 2d

The Eagles are, uh, trying to lull the Giants into a false sense of security

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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 2d

My wife is showing my boys Schoolhouse Rock. They're watching Inter-planet Janet.

My wife: "They're going to talk about 9 planets, but there's really only 8 planets"

My 5 year old, solemnly: "Because one of them blew up"

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