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Drew

@drwsplnd.com

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Southend-On-Sea, UK Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️‍🌈 aspland.fit for online gym coaching. blipcrate.net for little chats

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · May 31

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1h

Like she'd know how it felt to have a job.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 3h

::uses a client's iMac and iPhone::

I think if you'd have told Steve Jobs in 2005 that in twenty years, Windows 11 and Android 16 would be more beautiful and intuitive than macOS and iOS respectively, he'd've keeled over a little earlier.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 4h

Have you ever heard someone pronounce it Hartell Pool? I have.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 4h

Zack is going to make me take back everything I said about him, isn't he?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 5h

You did 🔥

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

The first one!

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

Ding ding

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

Only the most common sound in English! You're right 🎉

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

Yeah, pretty much like that!

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

Pretty much, yeah. But with a hard K sound. Redkuh.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

Going down Redkuh.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

We'll be those old men sat by themselves in Compton's all day.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

Should've married one, like I did 💅🏻

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16h

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16h

Redcar.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16h

She says she's the queen of Soho but I've never fucking heard of her.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 19h

I'm hoping for less 🤞🏻

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 19h

Christ. They're insufferable.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23h

I work with some accountants that would still prefer to use a paper ledger even now, so I can believe that of solicitors.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23h

I get ear infections from the pool. Total sicknote here.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23h

My mum keeps suggesting I "phone the solicitors" to "find out what's going on" and I don't know how many times I have to tell her it's 2025, not 1995, and it's all done online now. I can see exactly what's going on. It says so right here. It's the seller's solicitor that is holding everything up.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23h

Seasick?

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23h

3.5km in 14:48 ain't bad, right? I'm working up to 5k.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23h

I retired from running a year ago because of frequent injury, and have been getting stronger but fatter since. Essentially sedentary, with occasional weights in the gym. But my building has a rower! And this is kind to my elderly joints! Lithe muscle-otter INCOMING.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1d

They have to be AI-generated