Drew
@drwsplnd.com
Southend-On-Sea, UK
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
aspland.fit for online gym coaching.
blipcrate.net for little chats
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
aspland.fit for online gym coaching.
blipcrate.net for little chats
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Taking a benzo and turning my alarm off. See you in two days 👋🏻
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Taking a benzo and turning my alarm off. See you in two days 👋🏻
Honestly though. Which part of "tax the rich" and "close tax loopholes" does Rachel Reeves not understand? It's not hard!?
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Honestly though. Which part of "tax the rich" and "close tax loopholes" does Rachel Reeves not understand? It's not hard!?
I wonder how much of my brain is put over to remembering song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I wonder how much of my brain is put over to remembering song lyrics.
Make sure you're covered up outside. That wind is bitey.
hevy.com/workout/Mvyx...
hevy.com/workout/Mvyx...
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Make sure you're covered up outside. That wind is bitey.
hevy.com/workout/Mvyx...
hevy.com/workout/Mvyx...
I have the words "Gary Barlow's Garibaldis" swimming back and forth in my head. No, I don't know. Maybe he should make and sell biscuits.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have the words "Gary Barlow's Garibaldis" swimming back and forth in my head. No, I don't know. Maybe he should make and sell biscuits.
This really is going to turn out to be just another rich kid getting what he wants through no merit of his own, isn't it? I thought Russell was better than that.
What is this faggotry? RTD's new bit of fluff?
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
Oliver Cole on Instagram: "-27-
Another Year Passes
But it’s alright
I have a TARDIS x
Not the new Doctor
Promise x"
1,182 likes, 119 comments - theolivercole on November 23, 2025: "-27-
Another Year Passes
But it’s alright
I have a TARDIS x
Not the new Doctor
Promise x".
www.instagram.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This really is going to turn out to be just another rich kid getting what he wants through no merit of his own, isn't it? I thought Russell was better than that.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
hevy.com/workout/2wWM...
hevy.com/workout/2wWM...
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
hevy.com/workout/2wWM...
hevy.com/workout/2wWM...
A m̵o̵v̵i̵e̵ TV show that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A m̵o̵v̵i̵e̵ TV show that takes place where you're from.
What is this faggotry? RTD's new bit of fluff?
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
Oliver Cole on Instagram: "-27-
Another Year Passes
But it’s alright
I have a TARDIS x
Not the new Doctor
Promise x"
1,182 likes, 119 comments - theolivercole on November 23, 2025: "-27-
Another Year Passes
But it’s alright
I have a TARDIS x
Not the new Doctor
Promise x".
www.instagram.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What is this faggotry? RTD's new bit of fluff?
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...
I need to tell the Alex that there won't be a Dolly in December, and that I am unconvinced there will be another Dolly there at all. Not the right venue. There's too much mingling between the queers and the Very Heterosexuals downstairs, and my kings and queens do not feel comfortable, or even safe.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I need to tell the Alex that there won't be a Dolly in December, and that I am unconvinced there will be another Dolly there at all. Not the right venue. There's too much mingling between the queers and the Very Heterosexuals downstairs, and my kings and queens do not feel comfortable, or even safe.
Saw two of my gym boyfriends in Lidl just now. They saw me, too. So now I have no excuse, and I have been shamed into returning tomorrow after my week-and-a-bit off to have an existential crisis.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Saw two of my gym boyfriends in Lidl just now. They saw me, too. So now I have no excuse, and I have been shamed into returning tomorrow after my week-and-a-bit off to have an existential crisis.
"Is he gay or is he just 'from Essex'?" is a question I've been asking a lot more recently.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"Is he gay or is he just 'from Essex'?" is a question I've been asking a lot more recently.
Google telling me it's been eight years since my last sunny beach holiday. We've been shoveling all disposable income into a high interest savings account, and I really can't wait to treat ourselves once the Important Financial Events are out of the way.
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Google telling me it's been eight years since my last sunny beach holiday. We've been shoveling all disposable income into a high interest savings account, and I really can't wait to treat ourselves once the Important Financial Events are out of the way.
Just got back from my old gaff.
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just got back from my old gaff.
The waitress gawped at me as if I were an alien yesterday when I asked to pay the bill. I had to ask her again. Ante then explained to me the Gen Z Stare. Yes I am an old man complaining about the youth. We're doomed.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The waitress gawped at me as if I were an alien yesterday when I asked to pay the bill. I had to ask her again. Ante then explained to me the Gen Z Stare. Yes I am an old man complaining about the youth. We're doomed.
We went to Dunelm (Mill) and I bought a blanket.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We went to Dunelm (Mill) and I bought a blanket.
Literally just ban Isn'trael, it'll be easier.
🚨 BREAKING: The EBU has announced rule changes for #Eurovision 2026
👉 Juries return to semi-finals and number of juries expanded to 7
👉 New voting rules "discourage disproportionate promotion campaigns"
👉 Maximum number of televotes reduced to 10.
👉 Juries return to semi-finals and number of juries expanded to 7
👉 New voting rules "discourage disproportionate promotion campaigns"
👉 Maximum number of televotes reduced to 10.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Literally just ban Isn'trael, it'll be easier.
Patient presents with chronic under-recovery secondary to sustained caloric deficit, heightened psychosocial stressors (notably occupational load and property acquisition), circadian disruption due to seasonal light reduction and excessive stimulant reliance.
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Patient presents with chronic under-recovery secondary to sustained caloric deficit, heightened psychosocial stressors (notably occupational load and property acquisition), circadian disruption due to seasonal light reduction and excessive stimulant reliance.
Teachings Ante how to say "walnut roll and water" in the Most Essex Accent.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Teachings Ante how to say "walnut roll and water" in the Most Essex Accent.
It turns out that yes, I would make a better chancellor than Rachel Reeves.
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It turns out that yes, I would make a better chancellor than Rachel Reeves.
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
"Wills and Harry dressed in drag, standing over the sodomised body of their mother, would make a beautiful poster in Athena" is quite a lyric. Manic Street Preachers were punk as fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"Wills and Harry dressed in drag, standing over the sodomised body of their mother, would make a beautiful poster in Athena" is quite a lyric. Manic Street Preachers were punk as fuck.
🚨REMINDER🚨 I have an ancestral island off the coast of Antarctica if any of you want to stop the world and go off-grid.
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
🚨REMINDER🚨 I have an ancestral island off the coast of Antarctica if any of you want to stop the world and go off-grid.
Visited a new client today, a family-run construction company in Leigh. They said I had a voice perfect for reading bedtime stories on children's TV, and of all the ways I've been called a faggot, that's a new one.
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Visited a new client today, a family-run construction company in Leigh. They said I had a voice perfect for reading bedtime stories on children's TV, and of all the ways I've been called a faggot, that's a new one.
Another friend has had a baby, so that's another friend's social media posts I can mute.
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Another friend has had a baby, so that's another friend's social media posts I can mute.