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Drew

@drwsplnd.com

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Southend-On-Sea, UK Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️‍🌈 aspland.fit for online gym coaching. blipcrate.net for little chats

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · May 31

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 6h

Redcar.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 7h

She says she's the queen of Soho but I've never fucking heard of her.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 9h

I'm hoping for less 🤞🏻

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 9h

Christ. They're insufferable.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 13h

I work with some accountants that would still prefer to use a paper ledger even now, so I can believe that of solicitors.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14h

I get ear infections from the pool. Total sicknote here.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14h

My mum keeps suggesting I "phone the solicitors" to "find out what's going on" and I don't know how many times I have to tell her it's 2025, not 1995, and it's all done online now. I can see exactly what's going on. It says so right here. It's the seller's solicitor that is holding everything up.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14h

Seasick?

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14h

3.5km in 14:48 ain't bad, right? I'm working up to 5k.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14h

I retired from running a year ago because of frequent injury, and have been getting stronger but fatter since. Essentially sedentary, with occasional weights in the gym. But my building has a rower! And this is kind to my elderly joints! Lithe muscle-otter INCOMING.