Drew
@drwsplnd.com
Southend-on-Sea, UK
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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That was not a rejection or an endorsement, Jack. Is there juicy gossip?
January 12, 2026 at 6:42 AM
That was not a rejection or an endorsement, Jack. Is there juicy gossip?
This kind of rubbish panders to the "[Tut] Computers, ey?" brigade. Your 'drive' does not 'lose' files. You do, because you're a chaotic luddite boomer that refuses to learn.
January 12, 2026 at 6:41 AM
This kind of rubbish panders to the "[Tut] Computers, ey?" brigade. Your 'drive' does not 'lose' files. You do, because you're a chaotic luddite boomer that refuses to learn.
I think the lesbo ex-rozzer is the secret traitor.
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I think the lesbo ex-rozzer is the secret traitor.
He was actually really nice, too. RIP Julian, my COVID coach.
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM
He was actually really nice, too. RIP Julian, my COVID coach.
Now serving ads for my old gym coach.
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Now serving ads for my old gym coach.
The dylan_skips guy (Dylan, presumably) basking in his 15 minutes of fame is quite cute. A hair tutorial!
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The dylan_skips guy (Dylan, presumably) basking in his 15 minutes of fame is quite cute. A hair tutorial!
Here's Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher (she's dead now) wearing one.
January 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Here's Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher (she's dead now) wearing one.
Ok FINE I'll watch the Traitors. I'm not unmuting the hashtag though.
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Ok FINE I'll watch the Traitors. I'm not unmuting the hashtag though.
I mean, I have my camp moments, and I do watch Drag Race. But she doesn't need to know any of that.
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I mean, I have my camp moments, and I do watch Drag Race. But she doesn't need to know any of that.
Yeah I need to get rid of these saddle bags first. I'm sure I'll let you know how I get on!
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Yeah I need to get rid of these saddle bags first. I'm sure I'll let you know how I get on!
Just white Essex people things.
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Just white Essex people things.
They did NOT ask that. Jesus Christ.
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
They did NOT ask that. Jesus Christ.
Which one was it in particular? Sorry to pester. They have half a dozen vegan different lines available.
January 11, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Which one was it in particular? Sorry to pester. They have half a dozen vegan different lines available.
"Well, just now. Apparently."
January 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
"Well, just now. Apparently."
Trying to squint and see which protein powder you're using while browsing the rawsport.com site.
January 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Trying to squint and see which protein powder you're using while browsing the rawsport.com site.
Slightly diminish a game.
The Elder Pamphlets
The Elder Pamphlets
Slightly diminish a game
Assassin's Guildlines
Assassin's Guildlines
Slightly diminish a game
Alright Mario Odyssey
Alright Mario Odyssey
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
The Elder Pamphlets
The Elder Pamphlets
They just don't think. Why would they?
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
They just don't think. Why would they?
Heterosexuals are a scourge.
January 11, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Heterosexuals are a scourge.
I came out to the estate agent. "What's her name?" I was asked when I said we'd need two names on the application. Hatecrimed by a breeder yet again.
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 AM
I came out to the estate agent. "What's her name?" I was asked when I said we'd need two names on the application. Hatecrimed by a breeder yet again.
I'll plunge my Aeropress for you.
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I'll plunge my Aeropress for you.
But I'm not from Manchester!
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
But I'm not from Manchester!