Drew
@drwsplnd.com
Southend-on-Sea, UK
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
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Ok FINE I'll watch the Traitors. I'm not unmuting the hashtag though.
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Ok FINE I'll watch the Traitors. I'm not unmuting the hashtag though.
Slightly diminish a game.
The Elder Pamphlets
The Elder Pamphlets
Slightly diminish a game
Assassin's Guildlines
Assassin's Guildlines
Slightly diminish a game
Alright Mario Odyssey
Alright Mario Odyssey
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
The Elder Pamphlets
The Elder Pamphlets
I came out to the estate agent. "What's her name?" I was asked when I said we'd need two names on the application. Hatecrimed by a breeder yet again.
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 AM
I came out to the estate agent. "What's her name?" I was asked when I said we'd need two names on the application. Hatecrimed by a breeder yet again.
I saw David Bowie perform in 2002 in Manchester. He opened with Life On Mars? and there were grown men openly weeping in Old Trafford Cricket Ground. Look at the setlist! RIP.
www.setlist.fm/setlist/davi...
www.setlist.fm/setlist/davi...
David Bowie Setlist at Move Festival 2002
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January 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I saw David Bowie perform in 2002 in Manchester. He opened with Life On Mars? and there were grown men openly weeping in Old Trafford Cricket Ground. Look at the setlist! RIP.
www.setlist.fm/setlist/davi...
www.setlist.fm/setlist/davi...
So we pulled out of this purchase because of legal dramas and an obstructive vendor, and then viewed and had an offer accepted on an EVEN BETTER flat. Quite a productive and emotional Saturday.
I just want to keys to our new flat, please.
January 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
So we pulled out of this purchase because of legal dramas and an obstructive vendor, and then viewed and had an offer accepted on an EVEN BETTER flat. Quite a productive and emotional Saturday.
Just brushed my teeth and got into bed, at half-9 on a Friday night. I’ll be up at 6 tomorrow (without an alarm!) for coffee then gym. This is who I am now I guess, so thanks for sticking around!
January 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Just brushed my teeth and got into bed, at half-9 on a Friday night. I’ll be up at 6 tomorrow (without an alarm!) for coffee then gym. This is who I am now I guess, so thanks for sticking around!
Watching An Audience with Victoria Wood (1988) and Kevin Webster off of Coronation Street is in the audience looking like a total ride.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Watching An Audience with Victoria Wood (1988) and Kevin Webster off of Coronation Street is in the audience looking like a total ride.
Oh here I am ten years ago, having just discovered myself, the gym, armpits and bearface.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Oh here I am ten years ago, having just discovered myself, the gym, armpits and bearface.
Fighting the urge to wake up in a cave in the middle of Hyrule.
A useful gauge of my mental health is asking whether or not I am currently in a replaythrough of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. And I'm not, so we're fine.
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Fighting the urge to wake up in a cave in the middle of Hyrule.
Wake up. Read about how people with brain damage are running the most militarily capable country on the planet. Worry for a bit. Make coffee. Go to work. Repeat.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Wake up. Read about how people with brain damage are running the most militarily capable country on the planet. Worry for a bit. Make coffee. Go to work. Repeat.
Every single advert I'm being fed on Instagram is for online gym coaches that specialise in training gay men. There's hundreds of them.
January 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Every single advert I'm being fed on Instagram is for online gym coaches that specialise in training gay men. There's hundreds of them.
A surprising number of support calls I receive go along the lines of:
"It's asking me to log in!"
"Well, have you tried logging in?"
"Oh, it's working now."
"It's asking me to log in!"
"Well, have you tried logging in?"
"Oh, it's working now."
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A surprising number of support calls I receive go along the lines of:
"It's asking me to log in!"
"Well, have you tried logging in?"
"Oh, it's working now."
"It's asking me to log in!"
"Well, have you tried logging in?"
"Oh, it's working now."
So @vinifying.bsky.social to the rescue with a photo of me from 2016. That's not me in the blue t-shirt (that's @andrewargyle.bsky.social), I'm the one on the right, spooning breakfast into my pie-hole.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
So @vinifying.bsky.social to the rescue with a photo of me from 2016. That's not me in the blue t-shirt (that's @andrewargyle.bsky.social), I'm the one on the right, spooning breakfast into my pie-hole.
I don't have any nice photos of me from 2016.
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I don't have any nice photos of me from 2016.
Possibly. But step one is convincing the average American that the world contains people that aren’t American.
This sucks but I think non-Americans being justifiably angry at Americans for what the American government is doing and threatening to do, and Americans experiencing that anger and frustration personally in ways that are unpleasant, is probably an important part of any path back to stability
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Possibly. But step one is convincing the average American that the world contains people that aren’t American.
IT'S SNOWING
-4°c in Southend-on-Sea (United Kingdom) and still no snow. We are being EDGED.
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 PM
IT'S SNOWING
-4°c in Southend-on-Sea (United Kingdom) and still no snow. We are being EDGED.
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
-4°c in Southend-on-Sea (United Kingdom) and still no snow. We are being EDGED.
3-pack of Nike briefs was less than fifteen quid until they realised the gays were lapping them up, and now they're three-times the price. Truly, we are paying the pink tax.
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 AM
3-pack of Nike briefs was less than fifteen quid until they realised the gays were lapping them up, and now they're three-times the price. Truly, we are paying the pink tax.
Very Hot Client has emailed me to say "Thanks, king!" and I'm all
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Very Hot Client has emailed me to say "Thanks, king!" and I'm all
Well this morning was meant to be Push but I just woke up 🤒 Anybody got any Day Nurse?
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Well this morning was meant to be Push but I just woke up 🤒 Anybody got any Day Nurse?
Ante doing that thing again - casually reading Serbian written in Cyrillic but live-translating into English. Absolutely melts my brain. He's so clever.
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Ante doing that thing again - casually reading Serbian written in Cyrillic but live-translating into English. Absolutely melts my brain. He's so clever.
I first met this one seven years ago today. The photo is six-and-a-half years old - you can tell because it's summer. Anyway it's going to be ten years before we now it! @vazduho.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I first met this one seven years ago today. The photo is six-and-a-half years old - you can tell because it's summer. Anyway it's going to be ten years before we now it! @vazduho.bsky.social