Drew
@drwsplnd.com
Southend-on-Sea, UK
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
Here's Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher (she's dead now) wearing one.
January 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Here's Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher (she's dead now) wearing one.
Watching An Audience with Victoria Wood (1988) and Kevin Webster off of Coronation Street is in the audience looking like a total ride.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Watching An Audience with Victoria Wood (1988) and Kevin Webster off of Coronation Street is in the audience looking like a total ride.
Oh here I am ten years ago, having just discovered myself, the gym, armpits and bearface.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Oh here I am ten years ago, having just discovered myself, the gym, armpits and bearface.
Actually fuck it. I'm doing the Ball Of Beasts reading order. Two bastard big books at the same time COME ON.
January 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Actually fuck it. I'm doing the Ball Of Beasts reading order. Two bastard big books at the same time COME ON.
I have finished A Storm of Swords, AKA the one where Everything Kicks The Fuck Off. And now to Feast, AKA fractured timelines part I.
January 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I have finished A Storm of Swords, AKA the one where Everything Kicks The Fuck Off. And now to Feast, AKA fractured timelines part I.
So @vinifying.bsky.social to the rescue with a photo of me from 2016. That's not me in the blue t-shirt (that's @andrewargyle.bsky.social), I'm the one on the right, spooning breakfast into my pie-hole.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
So @vinifying.bsky.social to the rescue with a photo of me from 2016. That's not me in the blue t-shirt (that's @andrewargyle.bsky.social), I'm the one on the right, spooning breakfast into my pie-hole.
Very Hot Client has emailed me to say "Thanks, king!" and I'm all
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Very Hot Client has emailed me to say "Thanks, king!" and I'm all
I first met this one seven years ago today. The photo is six-and-a-half years old - you can tell because it's summer. Anyway it's going to be ten years before we now it! @vazduho.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I first met this one seven years ago today. The photo is six-and-a-half years old - you can tell because it's summer. Anyway it's going to be ten years before we now it! @vazduho.bsky.social
Fine, I'm up. But it's cold and I'm not happy about it.
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Fine, I'm up. But it's cold and I'm not happy about it.
I do not want to travel into Docklands tomorrow to freeze all day in a building on stilts above the water. Yet here we are.
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I do not want to travel into Docklands tomorrow to freeze all day in a building on stilts above the water. Yet here we are.
-3°c, but that wind off the estuary making it feel like -10°. The seals have all fucked off.
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
-3°c, but that wind off the estuary making it feel like -10°. The seals have all fucked off.
Operation Sort This Out is in full swing. I've been to the gym every day this year, I'm so proud.
hevy.com/workout/Pz0o...
hevy.com/workout/Pz0o...
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Operation Sort This Out is in full swing. I've been to the gym every day this year, I'm so proud.
hevy.com/workout/Pz0o...
hevy.com/workout/Pz0o...
The media player we use pulls images from the internet for its Now Playing panel. Here is a watermarked stock photo of Sophie Raworth while we listen to Sophie (RIP).
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The media player we use pulls images from the internet for its Now Playing panel. Here is a watermarked stock photo of Sophie Raworth while we listen to Sophie (RIP).
I hope George has that manuscript ready to send, because I'm coming for him.
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I hope George has that manuscript ready to send, because I'm coming for him.
Four hours' sleep. Not thrilled about it.
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Four hours' sleep. Not thrilled about it.
The world is quite literally their oyster.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The world is quite literally their oyster.