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Drew

@drwsplnd.com

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Southend-On-Sea, UK Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️‍🌈 aspland.fit for online gym coaching. blipcrate.net for little chats

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · May 31

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They have to be AI-generated

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Nobody knows!

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Placed too much trust in a prospective Labour government. Shan't make that mistake again.

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Didn't age well.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · Jun 10

Is the UK the only major economy moving towards the left this year?

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And every single one of them was live-tweeting it

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You're tall, right? Tall-person squats really suck.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 21h

I think reducing my doomscrolling has helped, too. I'm barely on Instagram and I've curated a list for here. My social media use is right down.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 22h

I haven't read, watched or listened to the news in nearly two weeks, AMA (I won't know the answer).

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23h

Well it looks like you've hit upon the problem!

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She can barely operate the telly remote, let alone Linux.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23h

If she doesn't want to spend the money then she can deal with what she's got.

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I've heard a Canadian say "Pull your thumb out of your ass". Does that not make it south of the border?

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Could you not press you magic big red button and just make it work?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1d

Yes a hardware upgrade has been suggested multiple times.

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Client keeps asking if I can 'speed up' her PC (4th Gen i3, 4GB RAM, mechanical hard disk) and I'm like babe, my watch has more computing power. My thermostat has more RAM.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1d

It's all these posh cappuccinos that's doing it for me.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1d

It's why I wouldn't even contemplate a gym locker room selfie. The SHAME. I'm envious of those bros that don't give a fuck.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1d

Those green ticks are successful gym visits since I decided to pull my finger out of my arse. You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

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This is why millennials don't own houses.

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It probably would. I think half the problem is I know most of my clients socially, or at least from the internet. I need to start adopting this persona before everything.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1d

I can't remember. Boredom?

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In this economy?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1d

Oh babes, I've not had any curtains for YEARS.

Drew @drwsplnd.com · 1d

Thank you! Superdrug.

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