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Dan

@dster.bsky.social

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former antagonist, currently a big sweetheart

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · Dec 2

Jay, Jay! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Leno! You know that new joke setup you were looking for? Well have you seen this, have you heard of this...

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Joe @buffalowins.bsky.social · 19h

Bills

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 5h

Toiletries. Toilet trees.

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 1d

Shadows of the Empire remaster WHEN

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 3d

If I knew the Starz show Spartacus was just "Sam Raimi does 300" I would have watched it a long time ago

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 9d

I diced a red bell pepper and threw some seeds in a pot as a joke and now I've got responsibility.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · Apr 4

(menacingly)
Everybody have fun tonight!
(threateningly)
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · Aug 23

When my buddy and I eat too many chips

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 10d

That's me in the corner.
That's me I'm the wife. guy
talking about my wife.

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 12d

I say this as someone who LOVES Sam Raimi and LOVES Spider-Man and LOVES Sam Raimi's Spider-Man but what the fuck were Fox and Marvel doing in the late 90's when they said let's trust Sam Raimi with a big budget Spider-Man movie

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 14d

Me buying the cheapest plane tickets: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me getting the worst seat: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 14d

Bills In Bisarray?

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 15d

Doing lines of Old Bay on a mirror

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

Elon hearing the "how do you make a million dollars as an actor, you start with 2 million" joke:

a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible

ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible

media.tenor.com

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

He's gonna do a pushup contest

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · Jun 12

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

Tage approaching 30 without a single playoff game sure fucking sucks

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

I wonder if Jeremy Strong ever gets called a "Kendall Roy lookin mf"

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

(my wife confirms that I'm the Sypha here)

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

Every "it's autumn!" couple looks like this

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

(looking up from my phone for the first time in 3 hours and taking a huge breath like I was scuba diving that whole time) guys I think social media is not very healthy

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

Might curl up and read a few chapters of Berserk to inject some positivity into my day

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 16d

Chiavettas and chill

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 18d

Logo looks great at least

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 18d

Jimmel Kimmel.

Dan @dster.bsky.social · 19d

Chuck Schumer leading the Free Folk: