Dan
@dster.bsky.social
former antagonist, currently a big sweetheart
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Dan
@dster.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Caramel eyes caramelize caramel lies.
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Stop complaining. If you don't like this country, leave. Got a broken tail light? Abandon your car by the side of the road. Toilet not flushing? Move out of your house. Never try to solve any problem, just give up
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Stop complaining. If you don't like this country, leave. Got a broken tail light? Abandon your car by the side of the road. Toilet not flushing? Move out of your house. Never try to solve any problem, just give up
Remember when murder hornets were a thing? Yeah I know it's -22 degrees everywhere, but murder hornets just sort of went away a couple years ago.
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Remember when murder hornets were a thing? Yeah I know it's -22 degrees everywhere, but murder hornets just sort of went away a couple years ago.
Lord Farquaad about to sell me a book on how to falsify my applications for federal grants
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Lord Farquaad about to sell me a book on how to falsify my applications for federal grants
With the Patriots going back to a Super Bowl I am once again rooting for climate change to sink Boston.
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
With the Patriots going back to a Super Bowl I am once again rooting for climate change to sink Boston.
I don't watch movie trailers, I like to be surprised.
So anyway I threw on the acclaimed One Battle After Another thinking it'd be nice to unwind to some sort of action flick tonight.
Anyway
So anyway I threw on the acclaimed One Battle After Another thinking it'd be nice to unwind to some sort of action flick tonight.
Anyway
January 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I don't watch movie trailers, I like to be surprised.
So anyway I threw on the acclaimed One Battle After Another thinking it'd be nice to unwind to some sort of action flick tonight.
Anyway
So anyway I threw on the acclaimed One Battle After Another thinking it'd be nice to unwind to some sort of action flick tonight.
Anyway
The virgin hot honey vs the chad sweet & sour sauce
January 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The virgin hot honey vs the chad sweet & sour sauce
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(hand to earpiece) I am hearing that the Buffalo Sabres.
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
(hand to earpiece) I am hearing that the Buffalo Sabres.
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I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
The Buffalo Bills are interviewing another qualified candidate for Head Coach
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The Buffalo Bills are interviewing another qualified candidate for Head Coach
Might as well throw on Deadwood
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Might as well throw on Deadwood
So far The Pitt is pretty good and feels accurate except when the EMTs lifted a 200lb man with a bullet hole in him off the ground and onto a stretcher and the only noise was "oof", I was doing the DiCaprio meme pointing at the scene going "bullshit!"
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 AM
So far The Pitt is pretty good and feels accurate except when the EMTs lifted a 200lb man with a bullet hole in him off the ground and onto a stretcher and the only noise was "oof", I was doing the DiCaprio meme pointing at the scene going "bullshit!"
Phillip "funniest possible outcome" Rivers
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Phillip "funniest possible outcome" Rivers
Why do they call it kosher salt when you kosh er the unsalted food of out salt eat the food?
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Why do they call it kosher salt when you kosh er the unsalted food of out salt eat the food?
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Logan Roy would absorb anything of value under the Pegula empire and discard 90% of it while he makes Brandon Beane play Boar on the Floor
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Logan Roy would absorb anything of value under the Pegula empire and discard 90% of it while he makes Brandon Beane play Boar on the Floor
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How dare you compare the ruthless and competent monster Logan Roy to the hapless buffoon Terry Pegula. Shame on you.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
How dare you compare the ruthless and competent monster Logan Roy to the hapless buffoon Terry Pegula. Shame on you.
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the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
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This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges. This leaves in place a federal judge's ruling that the anti-DEI effort violated the First Amendment and federal procedural rules. (Via AP) apnews.com/article/dei-... #ncpol #nced
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges
The Trump administration is dropping its appeal of a federal court ruling that blocked a campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion threatening federal funding to the nation’s schools and colle...
apnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
So Beane is going to blame Josh next year, is that the gambit?
Buffalo is making sure their best player, team leader, and face of the franchise is part of the hiring process. Josh Allen will have significant say on the next coach of the Buffalo Bills.
January 23, 2026 at 1:50 PM
So Beane is going to blame Josh next year, is that the gambit?
You're telling me Saint Louis spared these ribs???
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM
You're telling me Saint Louis spared these ribs???
Correct, the Titanic famously cannot be turned around.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Correct, the Titanic famously cannot be turned around.
Dem Leadership's stance on ICE overreach thus far is "someone should do something 🤷♂️" so I don't know maybe they should try taking some sort of stand Chris.
People are waving around 50/50 polling on abolish ICE and in the same poll Trump’s is like 30 points under water on affordability. It’s not at all crazy for professional politicians to think there’s a bigger advantage in talking about the latter!
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Dem Leadership's stance on ICE overreach thus far is "someone should do something 🤷♂️" so I don't know maybe they should try taking some sort of stand Chris.
It's A Wonderful Life
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
It's A Wonderful Life