HELLDUDE HERALDS HOTNESS HOAX: Nuzzi’s Fame Fizzles Under Fiery Federal Findings

Jeez does Dano owe him money or something??

Deviantart is in shambles rn

Probably all of them

Inside a nuclear submarine on the ocean floor as it rolls down a cliff so Ethan Hunt's room is spinning as torpedoes run into him and he shoots himself out a torpedo tube is pure entertainment

Dude I'm 3 drinks deep annoying my wife and having the time of my life, fantastic movie

The nameless guy in the vault in the 1996 movie just turned to Simon Pegg and explained the plot again and asked for his trust as he will help Simon Pegg escape the Russians if he trusts him so they can stop the Entity, interspersed with Tom Cruise explaining to a submarine captain to trust him

This movie was 1000000% written by and early model of ChatGPT

Now the secondary characters are captured by Russians and they're making the same pitch to them, explaining the entire plot again, asking them to trust that their friend has asked his captors to trust him so that the original bad guy would still trust him and the guy from the 2nd movie would trust

Oh my fucking god it literally just happened again as I was posting that 😀

This *ENTIRE* movie has been our heroes getting arrested, making a speech about how their captors need to trust them, and making a reference to one of the prior movies. It's happened 4 or 5 times in a row. Absolutely incredible choices were made here.

It's been 2+ hours of people explaining the plot to me and verbally tying all of it to the plots of the first 7 movies and it's an absolute hoot to crush White Claw Surges and make fun of this overbooked tire fire. 10/10, highly recommend

Whyyyyyy I oughtaaaaa