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CORRAVAN. 🗡️

@dualwielder.bsky.social

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i’m not angry anymore (well, sometimes i am) i don’t think badly of you (well, sometimes i do)

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CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 26d

TEMP PINNED. fantasy oc written by eli :)
#ocrp / #mvrp

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 2d

I never know what you mean.

Mallory. @lethaljustice.bsky.social · 2d

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you obviously knew what i meant. idiot.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 2d

Could’ve fooled me.

Reposted by CORRAVAN. 🗡️

Mallory. @lethaljustice.bsky.social · 2d

temp pinned. penned by richie

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 2d

Could’ve fooled me.

Mallory. @lethaljustice.bsky.social · 2d

i'm not stupid.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 2d

I only have one eye. Stupid.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 2d

He wants me so bad because I keep telling him I shan’t.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 2d

I only have one eye. Stupid.

Mallory. @lethaljustice.bsky.social · 2d

closing your eyes and covering your ears certainly makes my job easier.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 2d

… I’m sure that’s fine.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 2d

… I’m sure that’s fine.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 6d

// don’t tell him this. he’ll get shy

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 6d

// this is so fucking funny. corravan isn’t even cool he just looks like that

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 6d

Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 9d

please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 6d

// IT WAS??? IM CRYING

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 10d

because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 10d

sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 10d

okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 10d

if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

They are CLASSIC and don’t require CHANGING.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

They are CLASSIC and don’t require CHANGING.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 10d

yeah. that’s why it’s derivative. dumbass.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

( he narrows his eyes— not angry, but more embarrassed than anything. )

… I think, out of those three, I only really prefer you.

rosie! 🪷 @floribunda.bsky.social · 11d

exactly! no shame in being weird. and being weird means we get to attract other weirdos.. like poppy, hehe. aaaand io.

[ another Knowing Glance ]

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

… ( he softens a little, at that explanation. looks a little shy. )

I guess, when you look at it that way, it doesn’t sound so bad.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

Shortswords are basically one of the most classic weapons. Everyone loves shortswords.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 10d

YOU’RE not subtle, you mean.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 12d

… i think rosie already knows. we’re not exactly subtle.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

Not when we’re in front of 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦. What would Rosie think?

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

You’re sick, you know that.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

Not when we’re in front of 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦. What would Rosie think?

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 12d

uh-huh. i’d almost venture to guess that you enjoy it.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

You’re so fucking— shameless.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

… ( he softens a little, at that explanation. looks a little shy. )

I guess, when you look at it that way, it doesn’t sound so bad.

rosie! 🪷 @floribunda.bsky.social · 12d

it's not a bad thing. we're just both.. not really what we're supposed to be, you know? that makes us weird, we're weirdos together and it's great! ^^

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

What? No you’re not, come on.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

( bristling. ) I don’t, EVER. I hate it. I hate you.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

You’re so fucking— shameless.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 12d

( oh. That’s what he likes to see. ) corravan.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

( a low voice, through immensely gritted teeth, ) 𝙄𝙤.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

You— I DON’T enjoy it, you bastard.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

// my bisexual knight #MyBisexualKnight