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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 2d

… uh-huh. should i ask? or will you threaten to kill me again

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 2d

uhh… ( struggling. )

when you’re a she/they it’s like you are some sort of fair maiden but you also have some other stuff going on too. i think.

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 2d

i got one talking to me right now

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 2d

i se that the she/they’s enjoyed this one.

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 2d

shared murderous desires bring us closer together.

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 2d

what’s a bit of killing each other between friends, eh?

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 2d

that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 7d

Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 9d

please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.

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Mallory. @lethaljustice.bsky.social · 3d

temp pinned. penned by richie

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 9d

it’s actually funniest if it’s you doing it.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 9d

yeah. that’s the funny part.

rosie! 🪷 @floribunda.bsky.social · 10d

oh, but he'll get all pouty about it..

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

you should do it in front of him.

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 9d

please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 11d

Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 11d

Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 11d

Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 11d

That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 11d

They are CLASSIC and don’t require CHANGING.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

yeah. that’s why it’s derivative. dumbass.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

yeah, ‘cuz i don’t try to be. YOU, on the other hand, are just bad at it.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 11d

YOU’RE not subtle, you mean.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 12d

… i think rosie already knows. we’re not exactly subtle.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

yeah. that’s why it’s derivative. dumbass.

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

the beautiful and hardworking axe VS the derivative and indolent shortsword.

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

you should do it in front of him.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 11d

( snorts. ) honestly? that was pretty accurate.

rosie! 🪷 @floribunda.bsky.social · 12d

[ they put on their best corravan impression. ]

'that means they're dangerous'. hehe, didn't i sound just like him just now? ^^

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 13d

( a pause. so brief, nearly unnoticeable. and then— )

eh, not really. don’t give them the chance to cause trouble, and you’ll be fine.

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 12d

… i think rosie already knows. we’re not exactly subtle.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

Not when we’re in front of 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦. What would Rosie think?

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 12d

uh-huh. i’d almost venture to guess that you enjoy it.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 12d

aww. i hate you too, captain.

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— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 12d

uh-huh. i’d almost venture to guess that you enjoy it.

CORRAVAN. 🗡️ @dualwielder.bsky.social · 12d

You’re so fucking— shameless.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 13d

( oh. That’s what he likes to see. ) corravan.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 13d

it’s so funny.

— IO. @cataciysm.bsky.social · 13d

i love making people mad.

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