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Rissa Montañez @rissavoices.bsky.social · 4h

I live in Chicago and this shit is real.

It isn't a gimmick. It isn't an improv show.

Please pay attention to what's happening here because you do NOT want any of this coming to where you are.

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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 5h

today's coworker had kindergarteners watch 15 minutes of kingdom hearts cutscenes bc she typed in "toy story 3 full movie". she cleaned the entire classroom with no reaction to sora being on the tv and only switched it once she was done. which was also right after the word 'xehanort' was said

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 1h

Showing up from a dutch angle using ult and then leaving for most of the fights cause Vyper throws ult at me and Warden keeps trying to fucking all in me like a nutjob while Mina and Shiv get fucking fat.

Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 1h

I like how in Ritualist the enemy team just over reacted to me playing Drifter and killing their Paige like 2-3 times max so they just stayed group in the jungle so much that they fucking lost all their objectives for free.

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Spook-mi/erika @samitron.bsky.social · 4h

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 11h

Nah that's good soup. If I wanted to have water with chunks in it I'd make that easily.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 11h

Got the pussy so wet she gloshing.

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Shark - MEG TOMORROW @syntaxspeedway.sharkgirl.biz · 19h

WE GOT THE MEG VS SANDY INTRO AND HOLY SHIT

THIS IS PERFECT

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah I need contact therapy.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 22h

I played Crystal Maiden in dota 2 so I can deal with a character who actually deserves nerfs this time.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 22h

I'm hoping I get to fuck around with Shiv at some point soon just cause every time I see that guy he either is a menace or he's a bag of 500 souls.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 22h

Like objectively I just want games where my team isn't mostly paid actors who don't communicate and buy glass cannon and trophy collector while far behind.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 22h

Like maybe the real reason I ain't getting outta ritualist for a bit is cause I want to try new characters in real games but then I look at my usual performances compared to my teammates on most of those games and recognize I ain't in double digit deaths have a few kills and assists and get over it.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 23h

We got Cloudheim, Dungeon & Kingdoms, LORT, Holder of Place, Half Sword, Mycorelic, and uhh Uppercute which I think should still work but might not cause that ones been sitting since next fes.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 23h

I have a bunch of steam demos to play so hopefully they're still up tomorrow.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 23h

The only balancing factor on that character is that if the guy behind the keyboard is an ape they will probably not perform well but he as a character is a bit too easy compared to even Kelvin so.

Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 23h

I will also say that once again, Doorman needs to be nerfed.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 23h

If you want to really be funny you can also buy Curse.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 23h

Nobody tells people this but one of the funniest things you can do is always buy Slowing Hex and Knockdown no matter who the enemy team has.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 23h

Winning the game off a Seven ult got me feeling like the God of Zillas.

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 23h

Terrorist character

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Teal Emile 👁️🩵 @tealemile.bsky.social · 1d

... did the spell work? 😳 #squealEmile

[ 🎨 : skeb.jp/@aka_fuji_ ]

Digital art of Teal Emile, a character with blue hair and puppy features. They are wearing glasses, suspenders, shorts, and a cape. Their chest is significantly larger than usual, and they look a bit embarrassed about it.

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Pudge 🔞 @pudge.bsky.social · 2d

Big Things
📥
Small Packages

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Julia Doubleday @juliadoubleday.bsky.social · 9d

Nobody has Long COVID, but everybody has brain fog, cognitive decline and memory loss. I talk about the overwhelming scientific evidence that COVID damages the brain, and the overwhelming social unwillingness to acknowledge it in my latest:

www.thegauntlet.news/p/when-will-...

When Will the Lion Concern Himself

Joking memes make light of the uncomfortable reality: everyone's got a little of that post-COVID brain damage these days

www.thegauntlet.news

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Trolley Problem Solver @dudderson.bsky.social · 1d

Like if the game is gonna say I'm in Ritualist it should at least consistently put me and whoever I drag into hell with people who have a functional keyboard but it's such a fucking crap shoot cause the match making wants to do this ranked shit and not actually try to get even teams.