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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 7h

There's a guy that'll say, do, ref, whore himself out for, as long as he thinks someone will buy him a drink

And that's what his career is, be a whore for the money

Never mind the damage you're doing, ass mite

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 7h

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

"Give me a Nobel Peace Prize or I'll force you to"

Trump says Hamas will be forced to disarm or ‘we will disarm them’

US president says it should take place in a ‘reasonable period of time’ amid questions over group’s status

www.theguardian.com

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h

Who is he going to apply to for that?

World Court? He's going to get the same attention as he did lobbying for the Nobel

Or does he think that just saying it makes it so?

That's called "magical thinking" and is a sign of extremely disordered reasoning

IE DEMENTIA dammit

TWENTY FIFTH Amendment

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h

Just taking a play from Ronnie Ray-Gun's playbook

"Where's my space laser, mommy?"

"They're using it to blame stuff on Jews, baby"

"Well... Alrighty, then"

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h

Ol' Two-Dolls is 11 for 11

Start the chant:

TWEN-TY FIFTH

TWEN-TY FIFTH

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h

It's time, ladies and gents

Start the chant:

TWEN-TY FIFTH

TWEN-TY FIFTH

TWEN-TY FIFTH

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h

Okey doke, Mikey

Go stand over there... nope, two more steps back, *there* ya go

Now, I'm gonna shoot you in the head, from the same distance, with a pepperball and see how much you enjoy that

Then I'm going to ask you, again, if they crossed a line

I suspect your answer will change, coward

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h

I'm so very sorry to hear

Please accept my sincerest condolences

No other words

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 13h

Just Dipshit's gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person one of these days and he's gonna get his clock, deservedly, cleaned

I guarantee he's TACO'd out of every fight his mouth's gotten him in

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 16h

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 14h

Holy Nash Rambler Batman, that's what mush sounds like

Time to start the chant:

TWEN-TY FIFTH

TWEN-TY FIFTH

TWEN-TY FIFTH

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 16h

Wild that he thinks his opinion on someone else's state matters, but *their* opinion about *his* state, "You better keep your mouth shut!"

Classic hypocritical bully behavior

It's in the first chapter of "Bullying for Dummies"

Chapter 2? "Stop Hitting Yourself and Other Bruises"

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 16h

So?! Let 'em be mad... they don't like it they can do something about it

Like start telling people in red states, "You've got enough guns"

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 16h

Good lord, I had a Siamese that would ignore an entire store's worth of toys to play with a wadded up cigarette pack

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 17h

That's a "bushiness" of whiskers if I've ever seen one!

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 19h

Every Accusation Is A Confession

#EAIAC

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 22h

It's looking more and more like every time Maj. Kegbreath tries to *crack the whip* someone takes it away from him and smacks him with it

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 1d

Glad to know *someone* thinks their Constitution should be respected

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 1d

Fuckin' A!!

Somebody owes me a, the technical term is "crapload" (working on a 'shitload')

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 1d

The dino suit nods to the original Twerkasaurus Rex, the Hippo rubs hypocrisy (and is the most dangerous animal on the planet), but the

Hammerhead

It's a tool when everything else is a nail

It's a shark and blast the song

Do do de do di do

That song should be classified as a war crime LOL

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 1d

'Bout damn time & I'm sure KKKaroline Propo Barbie is crashing out hard right now LOL

"How am I supposed to stand in front of 'em and lie while they're giving me the finger, Two-Dolls??"

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Newfie912 @newfie912.bsky.social · 2d

Quick adoption

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 1d

I hope it starts with a wire brush to scrub all that gold paint off of stuff

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